Chapter 720 The Number One Troll, Black and Decent

? As tonight's main coffee, Lin Yi drew bursts of cheers when he appeared on the stage.

Although he was reluctant to admit that Lin Yi was better than himself, whether it was Durant or James, everyone was very convinced of Lin Yi's popularity.

Durant sneaked a peek at the widow sister unwillingly, only to see Scarlett Johansson staring at Lin Yi intently with blurred eyes.

Will not love again.

This is a world without love.

This is a world that only looks at faces.

At this moment, Durant just wanted to open his arms and hug Westbrook.

Because Durant found that even if he lost the whole world, Westbrook would stand by his side.

Inexplicably, Durant clenched his mantis fist, "No matter what happens in the future, I will definitely win the championship with Russell."

Just wait, since this evil world is going to be my enemy, then I, Durant, will definitely kill God!

At this moment, there is a classic quote from the Internet that is very suitable to describe Durant's current mood.

If Durant wants this day, he can no longer cover his eyes. He wants these gods and Buddhas to disappear in smoke!

It's a pity that Lin Yi didn't know that Durant's inner activities were so exciting off the court, otherwise he would definitely tell Durant that secondary school is a disease that needs to be cured, boy!

On the stage, Lin Yi started his performance.

"It's a great pleasure to participate in the Tucao meeting hosted by O'Neill's little girl." Lin Yi said looking at Kevin Hart.

Hart, who was off the court, almost died of anger when he heard this.

Lin Yi is a pair of black and black, not only blacking Hart's short stature, but also blackening O'Neill's little bird.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yi looked at him and said, "Shaq, uh uh uh!"

"Shaq, uh uh uh!"

"Shaq, uh uh!"

Just when the audience wondered why Lin Yi would read O'Neill's name at the same time,

While screaming strangely, Lin Yi suddenly said: "I always prefer to communicate with Shaq in his mother tongue."

"You know, Shaq was brought into the United States in chains."

"Obviously, the quality of the chain is not very good."

"Scarlett, you have to be careful, because maybe Shaq will grab you and run to the top of the Empire State Building after the show is finished, uh uh uh uh!"

Following Lin Yi's complaints, O'Neill also stood up off the court, and cooperated with Lin Yi to beat his chest and stamp his feet.

Lin Yi waved his hand to indicate that O'Neal could sit down, then turned to look at Kobe and said, "Kobe, one of the greatest shooting guards in NBA history, the best imitator of Michael Jordan, my idol."

Off the court, Kobe patted his chest with a smile.

"Believe me, this may be the worst time Michael has ever been hacked." Lin Yi said after a pause for a few seconds.

The smile on Kobe's face gradually disappeared. Of course, he wouldn't be really angry, but he cut Lin Yi's throat cooperatively.

"Kobe once famously said that even if he misses the first ten shots, he will resolutely take the eleventh shot."

"Kobe in the game also managed to do a little bit. In the 2001/2002 season, Kobe made 47 crazy shots in a game against the Celtics, and then successfully hit the iron 30 times."

"Hey, I don't think everyone here tonight has ever been this crazy. Oh, don't get me wrong, what I'm talking about is that after a game, the players here tonight may not even be able to shoot as many shots as Kobe."

"Kobe, I wish you break Havlicek's record as soon as possible. This time, the Lakers finally succeeded in snatching a historical first from the Celtics!"

Chattering felt that his forehead was blacked out tonight, Kobe regretted it now, why didn't he complain more hard just now?

After complaining about Kobe, Lin Yi turned his attention to Griffin again.

"Blake, nice to meet you."

"However, who gave you the courage to participate in the "Tucao Conference"?"

"You have no idea how miserable you're going to be tonight."

"Trust me Blake! Jenna (Griffin's ex-girlfriend) is going to fuck you up next to Justin Bieber and rant about you in front of the TV."

The scale of "Tucao Conference" is notoriously large, Lin Yi is not a virgin, since he is on this kind of program, he must let go.

Blindly being a character and emphasizing one's own quality is useless in the American version of "Tucao Conference". If you want to blame, you can only blame the "broad and profound" English.

Griffin was so blacked out by Lin Yi that he almost cried, but don't say it, after hearing what Lin Yi said, Griffin wanted to punch Bieber a few times.

Of course, Lin Yi didn't know what Griffin was thinking. In fact, Griffin didn't need to beat Bieber himself, because Bieber has always been the number one on the list of the most annoying people in the United States.

Sometimes Lin Yi can't figure out why Bieber has so many fans.

Can you believe that a person who dumped everything on himself as a minor after drunk driving, urinating in the street, taking drugs, prostitution, and bisexuality will actually be able to clean up his crimes in the future?

It can only be said that the American people are indeed "tolerant".

So tolerant that they naively thought Justin Bieber would be a good guy.

Closer to home, after taking care of Sha Chai, Lin Yi's next target is Harden.

"James Harden, the last time I saw him was four o'clock in the morning in New York, oh, don't get me wrong, I just started practicing at that time, and James just walked out of the nightclub in a daze."

"James likes to use his eyes to defend when he is on the court. I think everyone misunderstood him, because he was clearly drunk and regarded his opponents on the court as prey in a nightclub..."

"Thinking of it this way, it's a good thing Shaq retired...Shaq, I have to congratulate you, because James has always liked bigger butts."

The atmosphere at Comedy Central has been brought to the fore by Lin Yi. Although almost half of Lin Yi's complaints translated into Chinese tonight are "personal attacks", but in the eyes of the good-looking old beauty, Lin Yi is called talented.

There are great cultural differences between China and the United States, and Dayao, who is sitting in the audience tonight, has a deep understanding.

Dayao now feels that there is a reason for Lin Yi to achieve his current achievements in the NBA, because the biggest problem for most international players to integrate into the NBA is cultural differences.

Wake up, this group of geniuses in the NBA, except for a very small number, all came up with basketball scholarships all the way up. The so-called black culture, to put it bluntly, really few normal Chinese people can accept it.

So-called black rap...mostly swear words, unsightly.

It's ridiculous that a certain rapper in China in the future will show off that he is learning black culture while patting a reindeer.

If you don’t learn the really broad and profound Chinese, and dare to write lyrics without knowing a few idioms, then don’t blame everyone for laughing.

Harden at the guest table looked up at the sky, as if asking himself, why did he come to Lin Yi's Tucao meeting?

Obviously, I have seen through everything long ago, so why do I still come here to seek guilt?

Isn't "Tucao Conference" just a rubbish show where everyone sprayed each other, only to find that everyone was sprayed the worst by Lin Yi?

Harden regretted it very much. At this moment, Harden was very homesick (nightclub).

"Kevin Durant, the future fighter of the NBA, the "Lin Yi" of the United States." Looking at Durant, who looked loveless in life, Lin Yi of course chose to give him another wave of "deadly chicken."

"Hey, Kevin, I've been meaning to tell you that Scarlett's bath water doesn't smell as good as you think."

"Because even my three-month-old daughter knows that the smell of the bath water depends on the body wash."

"People always like to compare Kevin to me because we both have the ability to create mismatches on the court."

"But I want to say that there is no comparison between me and Kevin, because I am a high-achieving student, not the kind of idiot who relies on the coach to go through the back door to barely get a passing grade."

"Oh dear Kevin, of course I'm not talking about you."

"But Kevin, can you answer me a question? How much is 7 times 14?" Lin Yi looked at Durant seriously, and Durant... now wants to dig a hole for himself. buried.

Lin Yi's unexpected wave of AOE actually accidentally injured many guests present.

Because 7 is multiplied by 14... the one present who can do mental calculations faster than Lin Yi is probably Dayao.

So why is it said that the wisdom of the Chinese is unique?

Do you think the multiplication formula is for nothing?

This thing is ten thousand times better than English.

Because you don't know English, you can still live and work in China, but you don't know the multiplication formula?

Emmmmm, you can still use a calculator!

After knocking out Durant, Lin Yi looked at James and said, "LeBron James, everyone prefers to call him the little emperor, because he has a domineering style of play, and he is recognized as Jordan's successor when he first entered the league."

The emperor in the guest seat smiled slightly to show respect, but Lin Yi on the stage continued: "I have to say, Michael is really a great player."

"Because according to ESPN's incomplete statistics, there are at least 30 Jordan successors in the NBA."

"We all know that what LeBron is best at is the four-step layup. Even for this reason, the league has specially modified the rules for LeBron, calling it a coherent action."

"Oh, LeBron, no offense, but I want to say something to you, well done!"

"Because this trick is very useful, you have to know that even if I sometimes take five or six steps on the court, the referee will not blow it."

"In addition, everyone knows that LeBron went to Miami in 10 years, because LeBron is a very loyal player. He said that he would go to Miami to lead his good brother Dwayne to win the championship."

"My God, LeBron, Dwayne must have never thought that he can't carry you with such thick thighs."

"You know, Dwayne even won a championship with Shaq, who didn't even want Kobe."

"I think if Dwayne can be given a chance to choose again, he will definitely choose to block you."

James has already been cried by Lin Yi, but for some reason, James thinks what Lin Yi said seems to make sense...

In recent years, James has been wondering if there is something wrong with him. Now that he thinks about it, it seems that he really has the problem.

Oh, poor little emperor, Lin Yi's complaints are not over yet.

"Obviously, when Shaq was sent to the United States in a chain, the other chain was LeBron, and I think Dwayne needs a chain now to send LeBron back to the zoo."

"Promise me, LeBron, don't mess with Dwayne again, okay?"

After Lin Yi finished speaking, he politely apologized to James.

"Tucao Conference" is ruthless, but these parties don't take it to heart.

After all, everyone knew it was a joke.

Of course, whether Kobe took it seriously or not is another matter.

Lin Yi, who successfully complained about James' autism, then complained about Curry and Beckham respectively. Lin Yi said that if the opponent can have a few more Curry, then he can score 50 points per game.

This is complaining about the defense of elementary school students.

As for Xiaobei, Lin Yi was obviously showing mercy, so he was half-black and half-flattering and let the matter go.

In the end, Lin Yi also dealt with the two troublemakers Widow Sister and Da Yueyue.

Lin Yi said that the thing he fears the most in his life is becoming Taylor Swift's boyfriend, because maybe one day it will be included in her new song, and if it doesn't work out, she will even make complaints about sex in the song.

And when complaining about the widow sister, Lin Yi also lenient, because for some reason, Lin Yi found that he was most excited only when complaining about Kobe and James.

It seems that the inspiration of my black man disappeared after complaining about James and Kobe.

Not good!

However, how can my emperor and chatter be enough to gossip in a few words?

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PS: the second update