Chapter 719 "Strange Smell" Bath Water, Stool "Peeping Tom"!

The American version of "Tucao Conference", in terms of scale and program content, in the words of the host Hart himself: three vulgar and vulgar.

Moreover, this is a show that can directly call black people "niggers".

The first guest to complain tonight is Curry.

As soon as the primary school student came on stage, he said: "It's a great honor to be able to participate in the Tucao Conference of my good buddy Lin, oh! It's even more honorable that I actually met Shaq again. You know, Shaq is a very dominant Center, whose nicknames include Superman, Asteroid Destroyer..."

"As everyone knows, Shaq is the greatest center in the NBA outside of Wilt, Beal, Kareem, Hashim, Patrick ... Yao, Dwight."

As soon as Curry took the stage, he threw a stalk. It seemed that he was complaining about O'Neill's historical status, but in fact, the careful Lin Yi found that the elementary school students just ranked O'Neill at No. 13.

In terms of finesse, that's really not Lin Yi's bragging. Is there anyone here who can be smarter than Kobe?

Because the chatter just counted seriously, Kobe had a knowing smile on his face when he heard Curry pronounce O'Neal's name at the 13th place.

"It's a pleasure to be on the same stage with the great Kobe Bryant tonight. Here, I want to pay my respects to Kobe."

"People always criticize me before, saying that Steph only knows how to shoot."

"To be honest, as a basketball player, you will always face all kinds of criticism and doubts. Here I want to thank those who have criticized me, because you have made me better."

"What I'm curious about, though, is that I've looked at my stats and my career 3-point percentage so far is 43.4 percent compared to the great Mamba's career total of 44.9 percent. …”

"Oh, my math is not very good, but if I compare it with the same 10 shots, it seems that my efficiency is a little higher than that of the Mamba. Hey, Kobe, how did you do it?"

"How did you manage to be regarded as a hero in Los Angeles by people and successfully drive Shaq away, why can't I get such praise?" Curry turned his head to look at Kobe, and Kobe looked up and laughed up.

"Well, we all know that Kobe is Lin's idol, but I want to say something to my good buddy Lin, although you have been imitating Kobe,

But your shooting percentage is not Mamba at all. said Curry.

"Lin is known as the king of chicken soup. He often said in interviews that he was playing with talent. Seriously, I've put up with him for a long time."

"Lin, I really want to tell you that you are really playing with talent, because if you are as tall as Steph, you will never be as great as Steph."

Curry's complaint successfully drew cheers from the scene, especially Harden on the stage, who suddenly opened his blurred sleepy eyes.

Great job, Stephen!

Lin Yi, who was sitting in the head coffee seat, covered his face with one hand, wait, Stephen, when the Knicks are a guest of the Warriors in the second half of the season, I won’t call you Lin Yi unless you cry!

After Curry's complaints were over, the next guests to appear were Beckham and Griffin.

Beckham also threw a high-level stalk after playing.

After introducing that he is from the UK, Beckham first told Kobe that the UK is in Europe, then told James that Europe is a continent, and finally told O'Neill that the continent cannot be drunk as milk.

This stalk is to complain that black people generally have poor cultural quality, and they often get some geographical knowledge wrong.

When complaining about Lin Yi, Beckham used three unbelievable words in a row to describe Lin Yi.

This is to complain about the last time Barkley explained the Knicks game, Fliggy, who couldn't find an adjective, only knew how to describe the game scene with incredible.

Xiao Bei also made a wave of self-deprecation when complaining. He first said that he is a famous good man, and so is Lin Yi.

However, when the audience gave Xiao Bei applause, Xiao Bei suddenly changed the topic, "I didn't expect that there are women who believe that there are really good men in this world."

Xiao Bei revealed that he had fucked not 81 young models, but at least 58. When he said this, Xiao Bei looked at Lin Yi with an expression of "I understand you".

look at the sky!

This is an absolute big move.

This black method of injuring one thousand enemies and eight hundred others made Lin Yi even have no chance to retaliate.

The close-up shot was also specially given to Beckham's wife Victoria.

Victoria smiled politely at the camera.

As for whether Mrs. Bei will stew Xiao Bei into braised pig's trotters when she returns home, Lin Yi doesn't know.

Anyway, after tonight, Lin Yi felt that he would definitely be made into steamed pig's trotters by Aomei.

Compared with Xiaobei's complaints, Shachai's complaints are obviously less interesting.

In fact, Shi Shafen's manuscript is very good, but this guy obviously has a problem with the rhythm of the talk show.

The funniest thing about Xiaobei's complaints just now is that he smirked at Lin Yi, and Griffin's speech was too fast, causing many wonderful memes to be missed by people.

When Tucao captain Kevin Hart summed up Griffin's speech, he said with a smile that Griffin is more suitable for E.

And the widow sister who appeared next to the scene opened R after a disagreement.

After Scarlett Johansson took the stage, she first smiled at Durant.

At that time, Du Xiaoshuai was so happy, damn it, goddess, my goddess smiled at me!

It's a pity that Durant hasn't been happy for 3 seconds yet.

"Kevin, it's nice to see you tonight. I've been wondering why you want to drink my bath water?"

"Trust me, you won't be interested in my bathwater because you might taste something 'strange' while drinking my bathwater."

"For example, XXXX between me and Lin."

Before going to "Tucao Conference", the guests and main coffee will be informed of the scale of the program content. Lin Yi has watched "Tucao Conference" and knows that this program has no bottom line, but what Lin Yi never expected is that the widow sister The first stalk is so dirty.

Tucao captain Kevin Hart took the lead in screaming, it's too explosive, this is so f*cking explosive!

Durant suddenly collapsed...

Lin Yi believed that if Durant had a samurai sword at this time, he would definitely commit suicide on the spot.

Scarlett's complaints are more ruthless than directly rejecting Durant, which can only be described as frenzied.

only......

Lin Yi really wanted to say, what the hell, has the co-authored labor become the widow's shield?

Tonight's widow sister is not wearing the clothes of the US team, is it?

Lin Yi knew very well that after the show was broadcast, he might not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into Scarlett's bath water.

And Durant, who encountered the "fatal chicken fight" from the widow sister, took the stage next.

Du Xiaoshuai's mood when he came on stage was obviously not as good as it was at the beginning, and even when he was complaining about Lin Yi, he forgot his words in embarrassment...

It has to be said that the widow sister's big move just now directly KO'd Mantis Du.

This is a real spike!

If I don't play with you, I will fight and retreat, and I will go straight to the anus!

Tonight's guests obviously went all out. When it was Taylor Swift's turn to take the stage, she was teased by Kevin Hart for being a bus.

At that time, Taylor Swift revealed a room number, and Hart cooperatively took out his mobile phone and wrote it down.

"Oh, Kevin, I think you need to bring a stool," Swift said to Hart.

Hart had a black question mark face, and Taylor Swift continued, "Because of this, you can stand on the chair and watch Lin and I having sex."

Lin Yi on the side: "..."

Although Lin Yi knew that Taylor was mocking Hart's poor height, but...to be reasonable, you guys can't stop!

Are you trying to join forces to turn me into a blind monk?

Lin Yi felt that his heart had been hit by 10,000 critical points.

Going home now, I'm afraid even the washboard won't be able to save me.

But Lin Yi's heart-piercing journey has just begun.

Because after the big mold exited, it was O'Neal who appeared on the stage.

This angry shark is not polite. O'Neal responded to Curry as soon as he came up. O'Neal said that Curry was born in a good era, because if it was in the 90s, it would be impossible for the coach to send him to play.

O'Neal said solemnly: "Here, I have to support Karl (Malon), because what he said is absolutely right. The current NBA is a group of elementary school students playing."

"Even a kid like Stephen can sneak into the basketball court."

Then, O'Neal also mentioned the Lakers dynasty back then. O'Neal first warned Lin Yi like a "big senior", before establishing a dynasty, no matter how many MVPs you get, you are nothing.

Then, Shark suddenly changed the subject. He thanked the coaches and teammates of the Lakers back then, "I must thank Kobe here, because he pushed me to win three consecutive championships."

And when Kobe and O'Neal looked at each other affectionately, O'Neal said: "I have to thank Kobe again, because Kobe also pushed me to Miami."

As Shark said, he made a "who cares" expression. It has to be said that O'Neill was born with a comedic face, and it would be too wasteful for this kind of person not to act in comedies.

In addition, O'Neill complained that Lin Yiming is so tall, but he often picks up rebounds like a guard.

"Lin always likes to pat his chest and growl after shooting, hey, I said buddy, although your shooting is very accurate, but if I just turned on the TV, I will definitely mistakenly think that you have completed a split shot buckle."

Lin Yi, who was sitting on the main coffee seat, felt both angry and funny. Lin Yi was angry because O'Neill exposed his true face in public, and laughed because of the serious nonsense skills of this shark.

Comedy Central tonight is full of joyful atmosphere, and Harden, Kobe and James who will appear next also show their outstanding black skills.

Harden complained that Lin Yi was more foul than him, but people have always held prejudice against him because of his beard.

Kobe laughed and said that it was only a matter of time before he broke Havlicek's NBA historical iron record, but Kobe didn't mind that his name would appear on the first place in the historical iron list.

Because only a great scorer can get enough shots, Kobe said with a smile that if O'Neal didn't often paddle on the court, the Sharks would miss twice as many free throws as he did.

And just when people thought that Kobe said that this passage was in Black O'Neal, Nao Ke suddenly turned to look at Lin Yi, "Lin, believe me, you must be the number one hitter in history in the future, and I am optimistic about you."

Lin Yi: "..."

When it was James' turn to play, the little emperor made a wave of self-deprecation. He called himself an emperor without a crown.

"So you have seen it too. Tonight Lin is the main character, and I am the supporting role."

"However, I will not be depressed because of this, because I know that my son will definitely win the championship first than Lin's son." James added.

The little emperor is a slap in the face... Off the field, Curry and Kobe, who were affected by James' AOE, suddenly felt innocent.

Lin Yi almost burst out laughing.

Well, your rants are over, right?

Time to show real technology!

After James left the field, Lin Yi calmed down.

You know, in order to prepare for this "Tucao Conference", Lin Yi has searched all major forums recently.

Get ready to accept the trial from "Keyboard Man"!

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PS: the first update