Chapter 1133 Please Get Off that Damned Throne

Durant, who successfully won the championship, feels that he has reached the pinnacle of his life recently.

Although the final fvp didn't give him a little regret, but when he thought of the old driver's extremely kind attitude towards him after he joined the Mavericks, Durant felt that this matter was actually nothing

After all, life is interesting only if there are shortcomings, otherwise it will be boring if you are too invincible, right?

"Oh, I'm too strong." In just one year, Durant, who has completely reversed people's impression of him as weak, helpless and pitiful, looked at the regular season vp trophy on his table, and thought happily. .

Now, it's time to choose a Feng Shui treasured place for vacation and rest.

How about going to China for a couple of rounds?

Well, this can happen.

And just as Durant was lying comfortably on his sofa enjoying the happiness after winning the championship, suddenly, his cell phone rang.

Listen to this unique alert ringtones!

Durant felt his little tent rise up in one go!

this is

Could it be that the sun rises in the west at four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles?

Because of this ringtone, Durant remembers it very clearly. This is the special reminder he set for the widow sister on Twitter!

The bell will only ring if Scarlett Johansson replies to herself!

You must know that in the past few years, the widow sister has not even replied to herself on Twitter, that is, there is not even half an interactive message!

But not long ago, after successfully winning the championship, Durant remembered that he did tweet about the widow.

Oh, sure enough, as long as a man succeeds, there is nothing you can't get.

Thinking of the widow's bath water, Durant excitedly turned on his cell phone.

Then

no more

Because Durant took out a brand new mobile phone from the drawer, and the previous mobile phone had turned into a pile of debris.

so,

People like Durant are suitable for Nokia!

"No!!! This is impossible!!!"

Du Xiaoshuai uttered a tragic cry in his villa in Dallas.

It is worth mentioning that such screams appeared in many places in North America on June 26.

"i'bak!"

At 7:10 p.m. North American time, although there have been various rumors circulating before, it is not true if the so-called fact does not happen.

But with a tweet that appeared suddenly at 7:10, and a news that was interrupted by all TV stations in North America in an instant, the man who made all the programmers in the world beep their dogs

He is back!

earthquake?

tsunami?

No

Get ready to wander the Earth because the Earth blew up.

Boom!

it exploded

Facts have proved that the shorter the news broadcast, the more it can prove the weight of the news.

At 7:00 a.m. Beijing time, Datianchao TV 1, 2, 3, 4, Sports

At the same time, all live broadcasts were interrupted.

"I'm back! Miss me!"

On the market capitalization list of North American sports clubs, the New York Knicks, which had already fallen by US$4.8 billion, rose by US$1 billion in almost one day. According to the forecast of authoritative experts in the United States, the final market value of the Knicks will rise to about 9 billion. It even far exceeded the market value of their previous dynasty.

Twitter, Weibo, and various portals were paralyzed almost instantly.

It's not that the servers of these software and websites are too spicy, but that in this era, the traffic of hot individuals is too scary.

A hot guy with 270 million followers on Twitter and 600 million followers on Weibo (including the Zombie account) is a galaxy-level traffic engine, did you build it?

The owner of the New York Knicks, James Dolan, returned to the age of 30 almost overnight. He seemed to have inexhaustible strength. This night, he even made the Yanmars under him ashamed.

Because he was eliminated in the semi-finals, D'Antoni, who was very depressed and returned to his hometown in Italy for vacation, showed a relieved smile at the moment he saw the news

Well, it's okay if the sky is falling.

Go ahead and lie down.

Many aging basketball fans suddenly feel like returning to their youth, but unlike when Jordan came back, this is the era of traffic.

Today, no, this summer, all news can be sidelined.

There will be no more heavy news than this, unless the leader of the United States is assassinated again.

To use the Chinese entertainment industry's complaints, this summer, anyone who gets divorced will have to wait a little longer

Because I can't leave!

So if you get divorced, you can steal the headlines?

Don't be kidding, Lin Yi's traffic level may not be comparable to the entire Chinese entertainment industry.

Olympic champion, future No. 1 basketball player in the world, national hero, how do you compare yourself?

In Los Angeles, James, who watched the news, was very disappointed, but he couldn't help but feel a little happy. After all, although he didn't have to hug his legs, he would be the boss in Los Angeles next.

Kobe, who has retired, is thinking about whether to go to the Knicks as a coach? You know, not long ago, when Kobe was teaching his daughters to play basketball, he was actually complained by his daughters about whether he knew the ball, which made Kobe very hurt!

Because at that time, my daughters actually felt that they were not as good as a middle school women's basketball coach!

What the hell!

Believe it or not, labor and capital will join the Knicks coaching staff every minute next season, and come back with a few championships?

New York, the Nimis who were still very disappointed with the team are all back

There is no reason.

No reason.

The King of New York is back.

So, the next step is to ask loudly, other teams in the league, have you made a choice about who will win the runner-up?

Nimi, don't ask, it's crazy to ask.

Oakland, although his agent is still negotiating with the Warriors management, Curry has already disposed of his house in Golden State.

Live, live, live in a barren place!

Labor and management are going to the Knicks to make a lot of money!

Ah bah, labor and management are going to the Knicks to win ten or eight championships!

Yes, that's right, not one or two, let alone three or four, five or six? That's insulting! Seven will not work, and you will not retire if you don’t get more than 8!

In the 2009 Xiaoqiang group, Harden had already expressed his willingness to play brother basketball with Lin Yi, and then, Griffin, DeRozan and others praised and said that we can also join and play brother basketball!

As for salary?

Not too much, as long as you can get enough food and clothing.

Join if you can't beat it, why think so much?

Turn enemies into friends?

Doesn't exist, we have always been friendly with Lin Yi, right?

Do you understand the kind of people who pick up soap?

If you don’t understand, just Baidu yourself.

Ahem, the camera returns to Durant.

Looking at the tweet on his mobile phone, Durant couldn't calm down for a long time.

"Kevin, I heard that you won the championship, congratulations."

"However, it is a pity that I still prefer to take a bath with Lin. Of course, I still hope that you can cause some troubles for him in the future. Otherwise, he won too many championships and can only be put in the bathroom in the future. What should I do? ’ Scarlett Johansson tweeted.

Oh, by the way, the widow sister also attached the twitter of Lin Yi's comeback.

I heard you are too strong?

I heard that you are very satisfied after winning the championship?

I heard that you already feel that you are the first person in the NBA?

Sorry hot man he's back.

Well, get off that damned throne, please.

from this moment on

That throne belongs to only one person.

Lin Yi.

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p: Phew, yesterday's Chakra wasn't enough after the tenth update! Hey, just kidding, I got ready for this final episode yesterday! Originally I wanted to open a separate volume, but later I thought it was too much trouble to forget it, so let us enter the last one together.

King's return!