Chapter 1135 Beep the Dog and Want to Jump Off the Building (Jin Guang Protects the Body of Book Friends!)
Latest website: For Knicks fans who have been used to winning championships in the past few years, the 16/17 season is undoubtedly a very depressing season.
But the ups and downs of life often come so quickly. With Lin Yi announcing his comeback and Curry announcing his joining, in the words of Knicks coach D'Antoni who is still on vacation in Italy: Now, it's time for us to discuss next year. How should the Champions Parade be innovated.
New York, the basketball capital, is destined to lead the NBA this summer.
Because, the hot guy will come back with his little brother next season.
Lin Yi and Curry, no one will doubt the tacit understanding between this duo that has been famous all over the United States since college, and no one will question the chemical reaction between them.
In a column on TNT TV, Barkley even pointed out that the combination of Lin Yi and Curry will make their opponents very painful. field, you have to double-team them..."
Extreme range, ultra-long-range guidance, as the saying goes, if you are poor, your tactics will bloom, and if you are rich, your missiles will wash the ground... In the market, more and more fans are looking forward to the new NBA season, because Lin Yi and Curry, Undoubtedly, he will play a completely subversive style of basketball in the new season.
"No, no, I have no problem with you being the main attacker, but why are you still the core playmaker? The rebounds and assists are all yours, so what should I do?" Just as the world is full of expectations and hopes that time will pass quickly, the new season When it started earlier, in New York, in Lin Yi's villa, Lin Yi and Curry were discussing the team's style of play for the new season.
Emmmmmm, as we all know, Knicks coach D'Antoni is actually a mascot bought by Dolan with money.
"What you said makes sense, well, Stephen, if this is the case, then I'll score evenly for you." Lin Yi said with a "ball bully" appearance while touching Curry's head.
"You are too cancerous..." Curry said with emotion.
"If it doesn't matter, can it still be me? As the saying goes, I want all points, rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals. Stephen, only children make choices. Adults...Of course it's all mine." Lin Yi smiled.
"Besides, is your scoring efficiency as high as mine? Are your assists and turnovers less than mine? Is your passing half as good as mine? And rebounds, even if you give up all the backcourt rebounds, you Think you can go down the sewer? In addition to blocking shots, with your height and your defense like glass slag, who can you block? You know, apart from you in the NBA now,
But there is no second primary school student. Besides, brother's steals were all one-on-one. Do you think it can be the same as your gambling defense? "Lin Yi, who has always convinced people with reasoning, quickly convinced Curry, because even Curry felt that what Lin Yi said was right.
"Okay, Stephen, don't be too sad, after all, you are still very good compared to Chris (trash gun who went away from home)." Looking at Curry who was a little lost, Lin Yi comforted.
"Hey, who made brother too strong?" Lin Yi said low-key and modestly.
boom--!
Well, although Paul has become a legend, the unique skill of jumping up and hitting your knee will obviously become a big move used by Knicks guards against Lin Yi for a long time to come.
After punching Lin Yi's knee hard, Curry said with a smirk, "You said... how are Kevin and LeBron feeling now?"
Lin Yi shook his head, spread his hands and said, "What else can I do, probably beep the dog and want to jump off the building..."
...
Snapped--!
I'm so mad!
Looking at the 4,396th phone he broke, Durant silently took out a new phone that he had just bought for $777 from his pocket.
Originally, after winning the championship, Durant felt that the future belonged to him.
But after seeing the news that Lin Yi came back and Curry joined the Knicks, Durant felt that everything was over... all TM was over...
Looking at the depressed Durant, in order to cheer up his employer, Durant's agent comforted him: "Du Bao is not crying, mom is..."
Nonsence!
What they said clearly was: "Kevin, I think you pay too much attention to Lin. You know, he has been retired for a year. In the past year, he didn't even touch basketball. When Michael first came back, Didn’t he also win the championship that season? So I think it will take time for Lin Yi to return to the top.”
Yes indeed!
Labor panic!
Although Lin Yi is scary, it is impossible for him to return to the top all at once!
Me, Kevin-NBA No. 1 man-Durant, don't...don't...don't panic!
Snapped--!
The 4397th mobile phone was killed.
Durant's agent: "???"
Damn, Lin Yi has to spend time to return to the top, but this time, he still has Curry!
Crooked, 991? This is Dallas, I'm Kevin Durant, I want to call the police! The Knicks are illegally employing child labor!
...
Anxious Durant put his finger on the table for the time being, Los Angeles, the emperor who had just bid farewell to 24 and became the new king of Los Angeles was elated.
After all, can a man who can insist on finishing LeBron James' life be an ordinary person?
After all kinds of blows in the past few years, let alone Lin Yi's comeback, even if Lin Yi and Jordan come back together, so what?
LeBron-never give up-James is so strong, let's argue!
Kobe retired, and the team's garbage contract was cleaned up. In fact, if Lin Yi's comeback and the influence of the wave CP are aside, the Lakers are definitely the protagonists of this summer.
James has every reason to believe that Buss Jr. and Kupchak can build him a team that can compete with the Mavericks, rush out of the West, and even reach the top of the league.
And I'm afraid to scare you by saying it.
Do you know that as early as a few days ago, the emperor had already agreed with Paul George that Pickled Pepper would come to Los Angeles, and the emperor would teach him how to reach the finals.
In my opinion, pickled peppers are just the first step in the rise of the Lakers.
Because with the first pickle, there will be a second, three, four, five, six, seven or eight pickles.
Emmmmmm.......
Beijing time on July 7 at 7:7 am.
The Oklahoma City Thunder announced that the team has officially completed a transaction with the Indiana Pacers.
The Pacers rejected the robbery offer from the Lakers, and an angry Larry Bird even said in an interview, "Even if we gave Paul to the Thunder for nothing, we would not accept such a humiliating offer!"
Paul George officially joined the Thunder, the sewer brothers, he is tired!
And James, who was quietly waiting for George, the 24-year-old successor, to come and be Pippen at home, was stunned...
ha?
What's going on?
what's going on?
The general manager of the Lakers Kupchak called the emperor immediately: "We were tricked, Paul changed his mind, he chose the Thunder at the last moment, in fact, at the last minute, we have already sent to the Pacers A new offer was made, a good one, but ... it was too late."
I'm GTMD Lin Yi!
Angrily, James decided to call Pickled Pepper himself to find out what was going on, but at this time, Pickled Pepper was carrying a fishing rod and was on the plane to the sewers in Oklahoma City...
Fishing in the sewer, you don't know how happy it is!
You hit the iron and I grab rebounds, what did you make? If there is no pickled pepper, how could Adams, the NBA's offensive rebounding leader, average more than 7 rebounds per game?
"Our next goal is..." After failing to get through to pickled peppers, the emperor, who has always been big-hearted, called Kupchak again.
"There's no big fish left...But LeBron, please believe me, there's going to be a lot of superstars coming into contract years next year, I think, as long as we can get another year..."
"Beep...beep....beep..."
Angry hammering his chest, James wanted to ask aloud, where is the Empire State Building?
Don't stop me, don't stop me, let me vent for a while, am I fucking easy for me!
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PS: I hope all book lovers have golden light protection! Shui Duanqiao is with you!
PS2: Huh? Isn't it short and pretty?
PS3: Bah, it's been off for so long, it can only be because the water is broken!
PS4: I have finished writing the manuscripts of the plug-in. I originally wanted to continue the new book and continue to be happy, but now I am not sure when the editors will resume work...so I will release the remaining manuscripts one after another. (=.=Everyone, don’t go out during this time, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety! Wash your hands frequently and watch dramas at home!)