Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 636 A Sudden Marriage Proposal

Inside the Stark Industries Building.

"Hi, how is Tony?" Li Jie, who was dressed as a Nightcrawler, greeted Tony with a light tone as much as possible.

Tony glanced at Li Jie: "If you want to fly in from the roof of my office next time, please let me know in advance? It's not good that you often do this."

"Huh?" Li Jie was a little confused: "What and what?"

Tony, who was lowering his head to process the documents, said without raising his head: "Because Pepper doesn't like this a bit, in fact, she misunderstood something. If you want to come here to find me next time, you'd better make an appointment through her." .”

"What the hell are you talking about?" Li Jie couldn't understand what Tony was talking about. He originally planned to set Tony's tone. But what Tony is saying now is completely inexplicable.

Tony looked up at Li Jie after processing some of the documents of the Horizon Foundation in his hand: "It's a long story."

"Let's make a long story short." Li Jie sat directly on the sofa in Tony's office.

"You know, I haven't gone out to play since the Illuminati was founded. Do you know what I mean?" Tony emphasized the word [play].

Li Jie knew very well what Tony meant by "playing", and he explained it in an easy-to-understand and down-to-earth way: messing with the relationship between men and women.

"So? This is a good thing. You are not a superman. For the future healthy development of the Illuminati, I think it's better for you to restrain yourself." Li Jie didn't think there was any problem.

"That's the problem, that's the problem!" Tony clapped his chin.

"This made Pei Bo suspicious. Although she thought it was a good thing at first, things changed later. You know the time before, that is, the time when the Mandarin wanted to kill me. You act as my bodyguard."

"So what's the problem?" Li Jie still didn't understand what Tony was talking about.

"Do you remember who was on the night shift at night?" Tony said.

"Captain Rogers has always been your bodyguard on night shift, what's wrong?" Li Jie continued to wonder.

"Here's the point, it's really damn, Rodgers spilled his coffee one night, so I let him use my bathroom to wash it. He took his shirt off to wash it." Tony His expression twitched a little.

"And then?" Li Jie said bluntly: "Get to the point!"

"Then Pepper came in and saw Captain Rogers who was shirtless." Tony said with a sigh.

"Then she was overwhelmed by Captain Rogers' figure?" Li Jie suddenly seemed to understand something: "Oh! Could it be that Pepper has moved on?! She fell in love with Captain Rogers' big...cough...it's nothing, I have a sore throat."

Tony didn't pay attention to what Li Jie said later, but lowered his head and said, "It's worse than this."

"I actually only found out in the last few days. Because of my recent abstinence, Pepper thinks I'm like an ascetic in Nepal, and she thinks it's all very abnormal."

"So she asked me a word a few nights ago." The twitch marks on Tony's face became more obvious.

"What?" Li Jie suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"[Captain Rogers or I, who has the better figure.]" Tony dryly relayed Pepper's words.

"Of course it belongs to Captain Rogers!" Li Jie answered Tony without hesitation.

Pei Bo is an intellectual beauty with a mature and royal beauty. But not every sister Yu has a curvy figure, and Pei Bo is not outstanding in terms of figure.

Although Captain Rogers is not as powerful as Spider-Man Peter Parker, who is a full size smaller than himself, he is in perfect shape. The proportions of the figure, like the ancient Greek marble sculptures, are perfect and the golden ratio of human beings.

So Pepper and the US team compare their bodies and breasts, who will win? Well, this comparison seems a bit unfair, but Li Jie knew through his eagle eyes that there was an underground selection within S.H.I.E.L.D.

Select who has the best figure among Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The two candidates for the final finals are Natasha and Rogers.

In the end, Captain Rogers was elected the first S.H.I.E.L.D. champion with an absolute majority of votes.

Although Li Jie expressed doubts about the professional ability of the agents of SHIELD who are not doing their jobs properly at work, Li Jie has no meaning for such a voting result. (In addition, according to Hawkeye's gossip, this secret vote was organized by Coulson.)

Because normal people would choose this way!

"Yes, you would choose that way too, right! I think normal people would choose this way, I can't speak with conscience. So I said at the time [I think it should be Rogers, he is the one I have met over the years The person with the best figure]" Tony looked remorseful.

"But it made Pepper go berserk at the time, and then she slept in a separate bed with me. The biggest problem now is that she thinks I'm a sex change. You should know what I mean. Because she thinks that's the only reason to explain it. , why have I been so well-behaved recently."

"And I didn't go out to play with those models. She thinks I'm gay now!" Tony became emotional suddenly as he spoke.

"She thought that would explain everything. Why would I spend my time with a bunch of men to go to meetings, to chat, and I haven't found some girls to accompany me. Because those male heroes are now my harem. Including you! Nightcrawler!"

puff! Li Jie, who was drinking water, flew ten meters away with a sip of water, and because he was too excited, water entered his trachea and coughed violently.

After coughing for a long time, Li Jie finally recovered his breath: "Didn't you try to explain?"

Tony sighs: "It's useless, because she's already settled for it all now. And she doesn't think she's attractive when she's old."

"Is Miss Pepper thirty-two this year?" Li Jie asked.

"To be precise, she hasn't celebrated her 31st birthday yet, she is still 30 years old." Tony remembered Pepper's birthday for the first time.

Well, thirty years old is not too old in this day and age, but it is not too small. Jumping from the beginning of the second to the beginning of the third, next year I will call myself thirty-one years old. Could it be because of this that Pei Bo has been feeling anxious recently?

And her love affair with Tony, and being with Iron Man is exciting and sometimes romantic. But it seems that there is no end in sight and a lack of security.

Li Jie remembered that in the original story, it seemed that Tony and Pepper did not go to the end, but ended with a breakup. Did Pepper end up marrying the fat guy who was Tony's driver and bodyguard? It seems so, Li Jie can't remember where he saw this ending.

Li Jie originally wanted to talk about Tony's life experience. But now he couldn't speak.

If he just said [Hey! Dude, did you hear that? You are not your parents. 】

Then Pepper broke up with Tony again and married Tony's driver, and finally Tony went to the wedding of his ex-girlfriend and his driver with a smile on his face.

Shit! Think about it, this is an extremely shitty plot. Tony Stark may not only want to kill the Winter Soldier by then, but he may even want to kill himself together.

Li Jie looked at Tony, who was in a depressed mood, and suddenly said, "I think Miss Pepper feels less safe with you."

"What?" The playboy may have had affairs with many women, but he has never really carried anything emotionally.

"I mean, whether she's your secretary or your lover, she's always been scared. I think if you really like Miss Pepper so much, why don't you try to give her a sense of security?" Li Jay stroked his chin and said.

Tony is a very smart person, he immediately realized what Li Jie said: "Wait, wait, are you talking about marriage? No, no, I'm not ready yet. This has too much impact on me gone."

Li Jie said noncommittally: "Actually, there is nothing, isn't it? Look at the Harry Osborne of the Osborne Group next door who is already engaged. He will get married next year, maybe even the child will be born in the same year."

"Look at people who have children at the age of 20, and you don't even have a wife in your 30s, don't you feel ashamed?"

Um? Tony felt that there seemed to be something wrong with what Nightcrawler said, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

"But I still have a lot of worries. You have to understand that the world is not peaceful, and there are all kinds of things to do. I hope..."

Before Tony finished speaking, Li Jie interrupted: "Don't you want to say: When the world is peaceful, go back to your hometown and get married?"

Li Jie's tone was very serious, and Tony asked a little puzzled, "What's the problem?"

Li Jie shook his head: "This is a super fiang! People who say that usually backfire." Well, for example, his girlfriend ran away with his driver or something.

Li Jie put his hands on Tony's shoulders and said seriously: "And don't think too highly of yourself Tony, although you are important, you are not alone in this world. Why is there an Illuminati? This organization is just the beginning, even if someone You and I sacrificed today, but there are still comrades who will carry forward our legacy."

"If you always want to be perfect in life, you will not be able to achieve it. There is no perfect thing in the world. Just like your steel armor, each generation has loopholes, and then updates, and then discovers weaknesses, and then updates. This is a Loop, I thought you were used to it."

Li Jie's previous words moved Tony very much, but what happened next? I'm sorry, is this a rant about my poor mech design?

"Don't talk about my armor!" Tony said a little excitedly, but because Li Jie held his shoulders, he couldn't jump up.

If Tony didn't jump up, he couldn't make eye contact with Li Jie, because he always had to raise his head to see Li Jie's face.

And just when Li Jie pressed Tony's shoulder to signal him not to get too excited, the door of the office was pushed open.

There are not many people who can walk into Tony's office without saying hello, and generally speaking, the artificial intelligence Jarvis will not let it go. Of course, Pei Bo is definitely not included here, this lady has privileges.

"Huh?! Nightcrawler and Iron Man, it seems that I came at the wrong time?" Pepper raised his eyebrows, watching Li Jie put his hands on Tony's shoulders, and Tony said to Li Jie excitedly What do you look like.

"Cough!" Li Jie immediately took his hand back: "No, Miss Pepper, you came just in time."

Pei Bo said with a look of disbelief: "Let's talk about it, what is the right time."

Tony suddenly had a bad feeling, he wanted Jarvis to prepare a steel armor for him, so as to prevent Li Jie from speaking. But he was a step slower because Li Jie spoke.

Li Jie said relaxedly: "Just now Tony expressed excitedly that he wanted to propose to you."

"Huh?!" Pei Bo took several steps back as if struck by lightning before she could stand still.

"No, Pepper. I didn't, I didn't say that just now," Tony Lima explained. But when he explained it like this, Pei Bo's face turned cold instantly after his heartbeat accelerated a hundred times.

But Li Jie said from the side: "He said, but now he is shy in front of you. You should know Iron Man better than me. He is a shy and shy person."

"Don't describe me as a sissy, okay?!" Tony was not happy with Li Jie's adjective at the time.

Li Jie spread his hands: "You are just shy."

"I didn't!" Tony argued vigorously.

"Okay, then you definitely didn't say you wanted to propose to Pei Bo just now." Li Jie said in a godlike manner.

And Tony, who had been refuting Li Jie's words, blurted out almost without thinking: "I just said it!"

etc? What did I just say? Tony felt a chill down his back. This, is this the strongest stunt of Nightcrawler, the inexplicable dumping? Can even daily life be dumped now?

Tony looked murderously in Li Jie's direction, and Mr. Nightcrawler raised his head. Because of his height, Tony couldn't see the other person's eyes at all. And the most annoying thing is that Mr. Nightcrawler is still whistling the tune of "Two Tigers".

As soon as Tony turned his gaze to Pepper's direction, Mr. Nightcrawler stopped whistling immediately, and quickly said to Pepper: "Look, he admitted it, he said it!"

Pepper stood in front of Tony with his hands on his hips, and looked at Tony with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth: "Then tell me, Mr. Iron Man, I want to hear how you plan to propose to me."

Tony looked at Nightcrawler, then at Pepper. His inner os: I should have activated the Iron Armor just now, and blasted Nightcrawler into scum with maximum power! Anti-Nightcrawler Armor, I'm about to start researching it!

ps: ask for tickets at the beginning of the month, ask for tickets at the beginning of the month, ask for tickets at the beginning of the month! The important thing is said three times, and 7,000 words have been updated today!

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