Chapter 498 Salted Fish's Revenge

Wait, what did Christine say just now? Li Jie felt as if he was hallucinating, so he couldn't help but asked Christine: "Wait a minute, Dr. Christine, what did you just say to help Thor practice today?"

"Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration. This is one of the most commonly used methods in first aid. Things like bandages and fracture dressings are done very well by Thor. It seems that he is very experienced in dealing with such trauma." Keri Siding said briskly.

Simple hemostasis and fracture fixation, based on Thor's experience in fighting the battlefield for so many years, he has actually done many similar things. After all, it is possible to have hands at any time on the battlefield. This is a basic skill that a soldier needs to learn.

Christine went on to say: "But he is not very good at cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration in first aid. The movements are not very standardized, and there is a lack of practice objects. As I said, we don't have medical dummies."

"Wait, the medical dummy, right? I will sponsor it. But I suddenly remembered something. I seem to have something important to do today, and I have to go out. I will send the medical dummy in a while, at the latest It will take more than three hours." For the first time, Li Jie felt so cowardly.

And he had to find out where to buy medical dummies. General medical supply stores definitely don't sell it, it must be a large medical equipment store that sells this kind of thing, and I don't know if it is in stock.

Li Jie cowardly prepared to go out and pretended that he had something to do, and then deliberately forgot what he promised just now. Come on, play CPR and CPR with Thor?

I'm not stupid, have you seen Thor's big thick hands, have you seen them! Those big hands were full of calluses, which were left by beating people with an axe. Those rough joints on the fist are all practiced by beating people repeatedly!

Do these hands give yourself chest compressions? Li Jie felt that Thor could crush his chest. Maybe several ribs will be broken!

Not to mention doing goddamn artificial respiration with him, look at that beard on his face, it must be very irritating!

If it was Christine who gave her artificial respiration, Li Jie didn't mind at all. He will lie down obediently, quietly like a baby. But Thor? forget it!

Just when Li Jie was about to leave, Thor grabbed Li Jie's collar from behind and said, "Are you a villain who doesn't keep his word?"

"That? What. Thor, look. I just have some things to do." Li Jie showed his cowardly side in front of Thor for the first time, and he was thinking of a good excuse.

"What's the matter?" Tol was a full head taller than Li Jie, at 1.95 meters tall, looking down at Li Jie oppressively.

Suddenly Li Jie thought of a good excuse: "By the way, it's because of Lan. She said that she feels uncomfortable without books. You know, I'll help her buy books now. Go buy books."

Thor looked at Li Jie suspiciously, not knowing whether what he said was true or not.

When the two of them made eye contact, Lan's voice suddenly came from the stairs: "I didn't ask you to buy books?"

Damn it, Li Jie wants to cry but has no tears. Lan appeared at the stairs on the second floor wearing a casual blue T-shirt and sweatpants. She looked at the three people on the first floor and said with a smile on her face.

She had just heard the conversation between Li Jie and Thor. It seems that Li Jie seems to have promised Thor some great things. And he seemed to be using him as an excuse to escape. Rand wasn't too happy about it, of course. There is another thing that Silan doesn't want to admit, that is, her reading addiction was discovered by Li Jie, which made her feel a little shy and embarrassed.

Did he see all the things he saw when he was rummaging through various printed papers at home when he was free? What a shame! Lan didn't want to admit that he even read the words on the shoebox.

Thor glanced at Lan and smiled at her. Then he glanced at Li Jie again and said, "Look, Lan didn't ask you to buy books."

Li Jie looked at Lan and felt like he was going crazy, life is so difficult, why did you expose it! Maybe because of Li Jie's sad eyes(?), Lan felt a little embarrassed and said, "If you don't want to, I can help Thor practice first aid. After all, this is about saving people. External compression and artificial respiration are still very important."

Li Jie, who was still like a dead fish just now, immediately became energetic when he heard Lan say this: "No need for Lan, I think I still need to be an honest and trustworthy person. Now that I have agreed, then I must promise to the end. Isn't it just cooperation? How about Thor's first aid training? No problem."

Li Jie's chest was slapped loudly by him, as if he promised to complete the task.

And Lan just smiled slightly and looked at Li Jie, her brows raised twice inadvertently. Um? Am I being fooled? Li Jie didn't feel very good.

"Easy idiot! You're about to break my ribs!" Lying on the carpet in the living room, Li Jie pretended to be a patient who needed to be rescued. Thor performed chest compressions on him.

Although Christine has corrected Thor's movements many times, Thor always does not do it very well. And what is needed now is to practice the correctness of the movements. Are you pressing me so hard to break my sternum? !

Li Jie suspected that Thor was out for revenge, although Thor was not known for his IQ. But I'm not so stupid that I haven't mastered the skills for half an hour!

He did it on purpose! He must have done it on purpose! He was retaliating, and it was for his own good to be aggressive with him when he was losing weight! Why doesn't this child know how to be grateful? It's all for his own good! Li Jie was crying in his heart.

But because Thor was pressing on his chest so hard, he was almost out of breath. This is life-saving, this is life-threatening.

Li Jie, who was originally fine, was almost tossed by Thor and really needed first aid. Thor's expression was always serious, but Li Jie clearly saw that Thor's eyes were narrowed into a slit, he was suppressing his joy and not wanting to laugh!

Li Jie felt deeply hopeless and desolate.

And the more desolate thing is yet to come, when Christine said: "Practice artificial respiration next, Thor, do you still remember the main points I told you?"

Thor nodded and said, "I remember."

"That's good, let's start first." Christine pointed to Li Jie who was still on the ground and said.

Li Jie felt a deep despair, when Thor's beard was getting closer and closer to him, he struggled hard, jumping like a grass carp out of the water. This made Thor almost unable to hold him.

Thor was forced to come up with a trick, and he whispered in Li Jie's ear: "If there is more trouble, I will ask for a replacement and let Lan help me practice."

Li Jie's pupils shrank violently, okay, you are ruthless! Thor Today our feud is settled! Li Jie looked at Lan who was not far away and watched the two of them doing exercises with a smile, and felt that his heart was broken.

When Thor's beard pierced Li Jie's face, he felt that his life was meaningless. Maybe I really should follow Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to become a monk.

Lan didn't know if it was because she was dazzled, she seemed to have seen a tear from the corner of Li Jie's eye.