Chapter 505: King of Ugly Children? Nonexistent.

The whole bucket of ice water probably weighs more than ten kilograms. When it fell from the sky, the ice cubes hit the wall of the plastic barrel, making a sound of clacking.

In fact, when the bucket mixed with ice water descended, Thor had roughly felt the coolness coming from his head.

Thor, the god of thunder, has been fighting for many years, and he is actually quite sensitive to various dangers.

He felt something was wrong the moment he pushed the door open, and then quickly pulled back. This is a habit developed by avoiding traps.

If it is Thor, then this step of retreat must be as fast as a cunning rabbit or an antelope.

But Thor forgot that he is not Thor now, he is just a salted fish now. Or a swollen Alaska would not be an exaggeration.

Although the original Thor was blocked with divine power, his strong body can still be regarded as an outstanding existence among mortals.

But now Thor's weight has skyrocketed because of his addiction to Fried Chicken Coke.

Although he experienced Li Jie's hellish weight loss training, he has already lost a lot of weight.

But the current Thor is still nearly 25 kilograms heavier than when he first came. And the body fat rate has also changed from the initial 8% to the current 20%.

So Thor, who used to be like a sly rabbit and antelope, is not so flexible now.

After all, he was a mortal, so an extra twenty-five kilograms was fatal. It should have been as skilled as a sly rabbit, but now it is like a leaping porcupine.

Although Thor raised his speed to the limit, the speed was still not enough for him to avoid the icy water.

It can be said that his upper body avoided most of the ice water attack, but the ice water mixed with ice cubes poured on Thor's legs.

When Thor stepped back quickly, he stepped on the slippery ground and stepped on several ice cubes at the same time. This ice cube with extremely low friction instantly caused Thor to lose control of his body.

With a height of 1.95 meters and a weight of 125 kilograms, Tortui was as tall as a golden mountain and an inverted jade pillar. He stood upright and thought about going to the past.

It's like a huge beast such as a wild boar was brought down by a trap. Thor fell to the ground in an instant, and made a loud noise.

This fell to Thor badly, because he fell directly to the ground, letting his tailbone touch the ground first.

Take Thor's current weight, plus the acceleration of gravity when he fell. Thor felt his ass crack as his tailbone made intimate contact with the hard floor.

"Ah!" The body of a mortal is very fragile, and even the level of pain tolerance is much worse than that of a god. Thor couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, his facial features were crowded together and were about to deform. It looks ridiculous.

Just as Thor groaned, holding his painful tailbone from being hit, he heard a slight laugh. Then it disappeared quickly.

Thor looked around the environment here, and after entering through the gate of District 2A, it was a relatively large public space.

There are about 20 chairs and a lot of cushions here, and there is a TV not far away.

Along the aisles on both sides of the common room are various small rooms.

The boys' rooms are all on the left aisle, and the girls' rooms are all on the right. Generally, someone will be on duty 24 hours a day.

Nurses will work in shifts to ensure that someone is always there. But Thor noticed that there was no orderly in the hall right now.

There is not a single child in the common room, are those children in the room?

As for who set the trap, Thor could figure it out with his big toe.

Who else could there be besides this group of brats that the vice presidents didn't even like? As a wandering salted fish, Thor did many similar things when he was a child.

Like sneaking foul-smelling mud into Odin's crown, or adding a handful of salt to my mother's snacks.

Some of them were thought up by himself, and many of them were instigated by Luo Ji. Although Thor is very strange, why he is the one who is punished every time he is caught for a prank.

And Luo Ji can get rewards every time, such as some trinkets or cakes and snacks.

But none of this can stop the God of Salted Fish from continuing his desire to die. Thor has shown the characteristics of the king of bear children since he was a child.

And because of these things, he regained a lot of younger brothers, including the four knights who have a good relationship with him now.

So Thor understands that there is no lower limit for the brats to die.

He was very annoyed by the brats' killing.

It doesn't matter if this trap is to tease yourself or someone else. He is not going to let this guy go.

Thor slammed on the doors of every room and shouted loudly: "Come out, come out, come out!"

His clapping was loud and roaring loudly. It's still scary when salted fish gets angry.

The common room, which was empty at first, gradually became more crowded. The children filed out of their respective rooms.

In the rooms of the orphanage, there are basically eight children in a room for one person, and there are fewer people in the girl's side, so they live in a more spacious room.

Of the fifty children, only fifteen were girls, and the remaining thirty-five were boys.

Of the fifty children, the eldest was fourteen years old. But there are not many people, only four or five. Children between the ages of eight and twelve are the most active.

Thor gathered all the children into the common room, anyway, this is his job now.

He at least has to. So he introduced himself first: "My name is Thor, and I'm your new nurse. At the same time, if nothing unexpected happens, I'm also your administrator and guardian in the orphanage."

After finishing his simple opening remarks, Thor pointed to a large pool of water stains and ice cubes at the door and said, "It's a very special welcome ceremony, but I don't like it very much!"

Thor's tall stature was originally very majestic, but because of the trap just now. His clothes and trousers were wet.

The hair also hit the water and became wet when it fell. This made him look very embarrassed, and he didn't look majestic at all.

Some of the children sat on chairs and looked at Thor, and some sat on the floor spreaders holding cushions.

Everyone looked innocently and looked at Thor with big eyes blinking. It looked like he had no idea what was going on.

Pretend not to know! Thor was well aware of these children's tricks. That's how he fooled Odin back then. Although every time I end up being electrocuted, a layer of skin peels off.

Pointing to the boy who appeared to be the oldest, Thor said, "What's your name. Tell me who did this."

A boy with blond hair looked at Thor lazily, he didn't even want to stand up.

He just sat on the floor and hugged the cushion and said to Thor: "Thor? What is your name? It sounds like a Viking, and it looks like a Viking."

"Didn't you read the roster before you came? You don't even know how many children you need to see and what their names are. Are you really here to be a nurse?"

The boy said something mean, which made Thor think it was probably the boy who did it.

He was going to wake up the boy, and then he was going to give him a good education. Let him see how terrible a runaway Alaska is.

Suddenly, from the crowd of girls came a voice with the sound of milk.

"Thor! Thor!" Thor was attracted by the voice.

He saw a very small girl who looked only six years old. Possibly this youngest child.

For such a little girl, it is obvious that she will not participate in the prank just now, so Thor still said to her in a good voice: "What's the matter, girl?"

"You can call me Penny, Thor." Little Penny pointed at the TV and said, "Thor, can you fix the TV? I want to watch SpongeBob SquarePants at noon. I haven't seen it for five days!"

"Eh?" What the hell is repairing the TV? !

Thor didn't react yet, but Penny's words caused a group of children to shout.

"Yes! I want to watch the Powerpuff Girls!" This was a very young boy.

"I don't even know where the Vampire Diaries is going. I really want to see it!" This is an older girl.

"I want to see my little pony, my little pony!" It was another little girl. Doesn't look much bigger than Penny.

"I want to see the Blue Arrow!"

"I want to watch Young MasterChef!" This is a kid who aspires to become a chef in the future.

Penny's words stirred up waves. All the kids rioted. Thor didn't even have time to react before being drowned out by the group of children's voices. I even forgot about the prank just now.

Because all the children now have a unified slogan, shouting loudly at Thor: "Fix the TV! Fix the TV! Fix the TV!"

In my life, I hate bear children the most! ——by Salted Fish Thor.