Chapter 1600 One Hundred Ways to Die a Superhero Love Story Dog
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Just as the sound of Bruce Lee's fighting resounds in the presidential suite of the five-star hotel where Li Jie is currently staying, and whenever the sound of "Ada" appears, it will also be accompanied by a shrill scream. The barking sounded like a sad and helpless little puppy being abused.
But the perpetrator was not shaken by this miserable cry at all, and he didn't have the means to stop his violence at all because of this miserable cry. Tiger stools, chili water, leather whip candles and all kinds of punishments are available.
Bound to the tiger stool strengthened by Lan, Thor couldn't break free at all. Lan is currently the strongest mage in Kama Taj except for the ancient one. Her combat effectiveness is actually strong. From the first time Li Jie saw her, she could easily deal with the demon gods that Li Jie and others could not solve. come out. Even now the Ancient One Mage might pass on the position of the Supreme Mage to Strange or the Explosive Lord Doom, even if Doom has powerful explosive technology and magic, but Doom dare not say that he can win Lan.
Because Lan has Kama Taj's strongest magic of space and time, Lan is very talented in this respect. And the magic that controls space and time is enough for her to easily deal with many people who seem to be stronger than herself. Li Jie even felt that Master Gu Yi had selfish intentions in not passing on the position of Supreme Master to Lan.
That kind of selfishness is that he dotes on Lan too much, even if Lan's talent is outstanding, he will not let Lan inherit the position of the supreme mage. Because although this position sounds very honorable, it actually also bears a great responsibility. This kind of responsibility is heavy. Mage Gu Yi may not want Lan to live as tired as his daughter, so he used fatalism to exclude her from the candidate list of Supreme Mage.
In fact, there are not many people who can defeat Lan in the entire Illuminati. If Professor X makes a surprise attack, he may be able to control Lan, but it probably won't be too long. However, Dr. Banner and Lan, who are in the form of pure power, are mostly useless in fighting. Lan can disrupt the order of space with one blow and make Dr. Banner's fist force go nowhere.
If there is anyone who can fight Lan, then it is probably Rogers. Lan and Rogers have trained against each other, and every time she uses space magic or something, Captain Rogers can always avoid her magic dangerously. The final result is always a tie. Rodgers is too good at using the terrain.
As for dealing with Thor, Lan was an expert. Because Thor's fighting method is too direct, it is the so-called method of one force and ten skills. And this way is the most useless to deal with Lan, because Lan can easily play around with him. Just like now, Thor was caught by Lan before he had time to react in the small space.
Originally, Thor came to ask Li Jie for his crimes, because the leaders of the Illuminati now have a consensus. If one day I offend someone inexplicably, or even get hunted down by someone, but I still don't know what happened. Then it's probably caused by Nightcrawler, even if it's not his fault, it has something to do with him.
Thor's brain is still very useful sometimes, and his beast-like intuition subconsciously feels that his problems must be caused by Nightcrawler, so he wants to settle accounts with Nightcrawler. But he forgot, in fact, if he hadn't blamed Nightcrawler for this matter first, it would not have triggered Nightcrawler's passive skill [Rebound: Reflect all blame, and double the damage to rebound]. So Thor's brain is sometimes very useful, but sometimes it is not so clever. If Thor was a smart and wise man, Odin would not have been entangled for hundreds of years whether to pass the throne to Thor or to Loki.
Thor was furious when he came, but Li Jie and Lan, who had interrupted the intimacy between husband and wife, were even more annoyed. The husband and wife stayed in their hotel room and wanted something to happen. They even took off all their clothes. At this time, a burly man suddenly rushed in, roaring and screaming, startling the two of them.
Do you know that being frightened suddenly when a man is doing something will have a serious impact on the rest of his life? ! So Li Jie was furious at that time, and it was Lan who was even more angry by him. What were I and my husband planning to do, but someone rushed in. Lan wrapped a quilt to cover her body, and without any hesitation, she threw away a space cage, and it was a more powerful version, the space cage was full of space dimension cuts. Just a random movement will cut the body into several parts.
And when the two found out that it was Thor, their anger continued to rise. Li Jie put on his pants in a hurry, and at the same time roared angrily: "You dead dog hasn't hit the house for three days! Wife, you clean him up first, and I'll go to the bathroom."
Lan hid in the quilt and used magic to dress herself neatly before getting out of the quilt. She looked worriedly at Li Jie who was going to the toilet. Then her originally peaceful face became distorted and terrifying, and she squeezed out a sentence between her teeth: "Thor, tell me how you want to die?!"
Now that this is the case, Thor finally knows that he may have caused a catastrophe. He stayed in the space cage and begged without daring to move: "Sister Lan, Aunt Lan, Grandma Lan. I was wrong! I was really wrong! I was blinded by lard, and I didn't know how to break into it." Here it comes. Please spare me this time!"
"Excuse me? It's late!" Lan's quiet face was distorted, just like Miejue Shitai who found out that Ji Xiaofu was pregnant: "Accept your punishment!"
"Ah~!"
Thor was tied to a tiger bench, and Lan beat the soles of his feet repeatedly with a magic whip. This is a real torture, and beating the soles of the feet is definitely a criminal law that makes people extremely want to die. The level of torture is probably lower than that of sticking needles and pinching fingers.
The leather whip soaked in salt water smashed the soles of Thor's feet. He begged for mercy hoarsely, but Lan kept his face livid and silent. Don't blame Lan for being cruel, who made Thor make a big mistake this time.
It wasn't until Li Jie came out of the toilet and made an OK gesture to Lan that Lan breathed a sigh of relief. But Li Jie was still angry, he kicked Thor over: "I fuck your sister! You just scared Laozi to death, you know!" Don't blame Li Jie for his gaffe, because Thor almost got into such a big disaster at that time Ah, Lao Li's family is almost dead.
"Don't stop, stop hitting. Brother Li, Lord Nightcrawler, stop hitting!" Thor, who was kicked off the tiger stool, covered his head with his hands: "I really didn't mean it! I just because of Jane -Foster, Christine, and Carrie are just looking for you."
"You still have the face to come to me, you scumbag, do you still want to hug left and right and want me to be a dog-headed military adviser?!" Li Jie kicked Thor's ass fiercely: "Get out! The last few days I have Moon doesn't want to see you!"
"Okay, okay, I'll get out of here right now!" Thor was as aggrieved as he was when he came and left. Who can help me in such a big world? Oh right! I seem to think of someone who might be able to help!