Chapter 1612 Divination of Fried Chicken
Who should I ask to open the Godslayer Armor? Li Jie didn't know anymore. He originally wanted the Godslayer armor to establish a nuclear deterrent to the earth, but now it doesn't seem to be feasible.
Just when Li Jie was worrying about who could open the Godslayer armor, Thor felt that his life could not go on like this!
Well, even if I don't own a harem, I still need a girl! Well, that's not a good way to say it. To put it in a simple and easy-to-understand word for people on earth, it means that I should have a female companion!
At this moment Thor really hated Li Jie to death. Because Li Jie forced himself to lose weight and let himself lose weight. The process of losing weight was so hard, and finally managed to lose weight successfully, but in the end, I was thrown by two girlfriends.
Thor was very distressed. He stood in front of the Kentucky Fried Chicken chain and hesitated: "Should I return to my original appearance?" He felt that he was more popular when he was fat than when he was thin.
There seems to be a strong voice in Thor's heart yelling at him: "Yes, that's it! This is what you should look like! Fat belly and cute three chins, you shake it when you walk A swing is what you should look like!"
Well, in fact, these are all hallucinations. Thor just craves fried chicken right now. After all, losing weight is actually very painful. In order to keep in shape, he eats boiled chicken breast and eats various vegetables every day. As a god, but he lives like a rabbit, Thor finds it very uncomfortable.
then……
"I still bought it!" Thor went out holding the Kentucky Deluxe Supreme Fried Chicken Bucket. After living in China for a period of time, Thor, who returned to the United States, still laments that he still has to eat fried chicken in the United States! It's not worth the money to buy fried chicken in China. You can't get much fried chicken for thirty dollars. But in the United States, for 30 dollars, you can buy 30 fried chicken nuggets that are twice the size of China, and you can also get a large glass of Coke (1000cc). But for the sake of health, Thor chose Coke Zero Sugar. After all, there are too many cola sugars, and drinking too much is unhealthy.
Thor sits on a park bench in New York's Central Park, munching on fried chicken and drinking a healthy Coke Zero, lost in thought.
Now that the leaders of the Illuminati are unreliable, the task of recovering Christine and Jane Foster can only be relied on by myself. In this case, how should I cover up the fact that I am a big scumbag?
Well, Thor is still very conscious. Because he knows that it is really scumbag that he wants to double the harem, but he feels that he has learned a characteristic from someone, that is, as long as he works hard to do something, and does not care about his identity and image. , then it will always succeed.
Of course, this is just Thor's own idea. If there is a night Xer who does not want to be named at the scene, he will sneer and say: the pattern is broken.
And just when Thor was thinking about how to restore Christine and Jane Foster. In a New York hospital, Kristen and Jane Foster help Carrie with a pregnancy check.
Although both Christine and Jane think Thor is a big scumbag, after all, Carrie is still very young, she is innocent! (Jia Li is an Asian female image, and she looks very tender, she looks only sixteen or seventeen years old)
It was also because Thor dared to attack a child as young as Carrie, so Christine and Jane felt that he had broken the sky. But out of morality, the two brought Carrie to the best hospital in New York for an examination. Both Christine and Jane now work in medical institutions under the Osborne Medical Group, which have the best medical equipment in the world.
"It's a bit strange." Christine looked at Carrie's inspection report with her chin resting on her chin.
Carrie leaned on the sofa: "What's strange? Am I pregnant?"
"Hmm..." Christine glanced at Carrie, but she remained silent. And Jane also walked to Christine's side and looked at the report in her hand.
Christine pointed to the readings on the report and whispered to Jane: "It's a bit strange. There are fluctuations in Carrie's stomach similar to pregnancy, but the energy value of the fluctuations is a bit too high. What is the origin of this girl?" It was only now that Christine remembered that he was actually not very clear about Carrie's background.
Of course Jane didn't know either, she could only helplessly shrug her shoulders to express her ignorance: "I guess only Thor knows, didn't he live with Carrie?"
Speaking of Thor, Jane was still a little bit angry. But Christine felt that things didn't seem that simple. She grabbed her hair on the sideburns and rubbed it: "Well, I think things are a bit complicated. Jane, can you do me a favor?"
"you say."
"Go find Thor and find out what Carrie is from."
"……All right."
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"They like me ~ Kacha."
"They don't like me~ Kacha."
On a bench in New York's Central Park, Thor played a divination game with chicken nuggets, trying to eat as many pieces as he could in one bite. But the fried chicken nuggets are too big, even with the power of Thor, it is difficult to do this. So he felt that his divination was full of variables. However, he believed that such divination would have a high success rate.
You ask why he is so confident? That's because his mother is a famous magician and a legendary witch! He is a master of divination and astrology, so he was born by his mother, so naturally he should have inherited her talent.
If you eat too much fried chicken, you will get a little thirsty, so a healthy Coke Zero is a good choice.
"Ton, ton, burp~"
Divination continues.
"We are different~" Thor's cell phone rang, and the ringtone was changed after he arrived in China.
The caller ID is Jane, and Thor thinks his fried chicken is a fortune teller.
"Hello, Jane."
"Please call me Foster, Mr. Tower."
"What, we don't need to be so isolated. Is Christine by your side? I haven't dared to call you recently because I'm afraid you might misunderstand. But I really want to explain that I have nothing to do with Carrie. If She is pregnant, so the child in her stomach must not be mine!"
"Hehe, do you think I still believe what you say now?"
"But it's true!"
"I don't care if it's true, where are you now?"
"Central Park, New York, in the direction of the third traffic light in the northwest block, I'm sitting under a big tree."
"Okay, I need to ask you something. Sit there and don't move." After speaking, Jane hung up the phone.
Only Thor was left cheering on the spot: "I knew it, my fried chicken divination is the most clever!"
People around looked at him as if they saw a fool...