Chapter 1122 Uneven Doting

"I know that you are protecting your little girl!" Huang Lan's tone was full of dissatisfaction.

"Yeah." Anyang still rubbed Xiaochan's head, "Is it possible that you are still protecting your little girl?"

"But you are too biased. You are obviously using this kind of lie to fool me, and when I use it to fool your little girl, you stand up and expose me!" Huang Lan said with some dissatisfaction. , and then looked at Xiao Chan again.

"He said it to comfort you, don't believe him, if you don't believe me, when vines really grow in your mouth and nose, you won't have time to regret it!"

However, Xiaochan just looked at her weakly, silent, not saying a word.

Apparently, she believed Anyang without reservation, and she just listened silently to the lies that Huang Lan had carefully woven, and then thought to herself that she was so stupid that she was even worse than that... rabbit.

Anyang patted the little fox on the head again and said with a smile, "Stop thinking about it, how could you, a carnivore, know that you need to spit out seeds when you eat fruit, and you have no relevant experience in this area, so of course you don't know these seeds. What happens when you swallow it."

"Well..." Xiaochan nodded, her voice still a little low.

"Let's eat!"

"Um……"

Although there was still a little grievance after being bullied on her face, she still picked up the chopsticks and started eating slowly.

After breakfast, Comrade Xiaoqian and Xiaochan went to wash the dishes.

Sitting on the sofa, Anyang saw that Huang Lan rarely played games, did not practice embroidery, and did not practice calligraphy and painting. Instead, he simply sat on the sofa with a dismayed expression on his face, as if he was in a daze. Contemplation, like thinking about which dish to eat this morning is the best and not enjoying it.

"What's the matter? Why are you so silent?"

"I don't want to talk to you!" Huang Lan turned his head away and continued to stare at the ceiling nonchalantly.

"Cough cough." Anyang coughed twice, then looked at Huang Lan's expression at this time, a little stunned, "Why, did I offend you, fellow Daoist Huang Lan."

"No!" Huang Lan continued to stare at the ceiling.

"I'm making fun of you but protecting Xiaochan, making you feel unfair?" Anyang asked in surprise.

"No! How is that possible! How can I be so stingy as the dignified king of beasts!" Huang Lan refused, paused, and added, "That little fox is diligent and sensible, and can do laundry and cooking, it is indeed better than me. More flattering!"

Anyang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Your Majesty, you are the king of beasts, how can you be so stingy!"

"How can I have!"

"You just admitted it."

"Really?" Huang Lan opened his eyes slightly, and then whispered, "Is it revealed again?"

"I heard." Anyang said.

"what?"

"I heard what you said." Anyang shook his head helplessly, "The reason why I take extra care of Xiaochan is because that girl is so naive, she actually believes such a simple lie! Say, if she is true Since then, I have been worrying about the growth of vines from my mouth and nose, and who will cook for us in the future, and who will wash the clothes for you and the rabbit?"

"Uh..." Huang Lan's eyes froze slightly, "It sounds like it makes sense."

"Yes, it really makes sense."

"It's not like... it's not!" Huang Lan suddenly reacted, "But why do you use it to fool me, although I can't cook and wash clothes, but if I believe it and suffer from anxiety, the consequences are still very serious. Don't forget that I'm a super fierce tiger!"

"On our planet, tigers are generally counted by their heads."

"Okay, then I'm a super fierce tiger!" Huang Lan stared at him seriously, as if to see some flaws in his expression. With her IQ and eyesight, she could see something.

"Also, don't change the subject, and answer me honestly, just because I can't do laundry and cooking, so I don't have the value of being taken care of, so I can let me worry all day that I will grow vines from my mouth and nose one day. ?"

"Of course not!" Anyang vetoed it first, then remained silent for a few seconds before saying, "That's because I have enough trust in your IQ, and I know you won't be deceived by this kind of trick. ... And even if you Be fooled, if you do show symptoms like anorexia and depression...though it's not very likely..."

Before he could finish his words, Huang Lan immediately took over and said: "Of course this possibility is not high, I will not be anorexia and depression! I am the king of all beasts, only because of anxiety and madness, fierceness Dafa, eat you first, and then eat that little fox that is your favorite!"

"Really? ... But that little fox has Dinghai Divine Pearl, that thing is amazing!"

"Ding... Dinghai Shenzhu, Li... so what if I am powerful, I am the king of beasts, she is just a mere little fox, can't this king take care of her!"

"Okay, okay, then I'll talk about it." Anyang twitched the corners of his mouth, "If you really show symptoms of madness due to anxiety and want to eat people, then I will do the same to Xiaochan. tell you the truth."

"You have to eat people before you tell me the truth!"

"It can also be when you are anorexia and depression, but you said it yourself, you will not be anorexia and depression at all, you will only go crazy and eat people. Otherwise, how do I know that you really believe it and feel anxious about it? ." Anyang spread his hands and said helplessly, "Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, why are you so unreasonable today?"

"Am I being unreasonable?" Huang Lan's face sank, and his hook-like nails suddenly stretched out from his fingertips, almost reaching Anyang, "I can sit here and listen to you, the dignified king of all beasts. So much is enough to save face! If you don’t believe me, go to the zoo and try, how can a tiger sit in front of you like this and listen to you!”

"You finally compare yourself to the tigers in the zoo." Anyang said lightly.

"I...I didn't!"

"I recorded it." Anyang raised the mobile phone in his hand, "I just wanted to record your jealous and sullen look and enjoy it, and I used it to tease you when you were in a good mood, but I didn't expect to hear it. A paragraph, so that I have more embarrassing things about you in my hands."

"You... I'm not jealous and sullen! Can that be considered jealous? Can it be considered sullen? Do you have any common sense?" Huang Lan said angrily, "Hurry up and bring your phone over and let me The contents in it have been deleted, my lord has a lot of them, and your explanation just now barely passed the test, this matter will not be pursued by this king!"

"Can you not give it?"

"no!"

"Then take it." Anyang obediently handed the phone like a black glass panel to Huang Lan.

Huang Lan took the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.

So, she was ready to delete the recording.

After a while—

"How do you turn on your phone! Why can't the screen light up, and there are no buttons, what's going on!"

"Don't say yes, isn't it just a mobile phone, is it difficult to get a talented and intelligent king?"

"...Still don't know how to open it!"

"Hurry up and say it! How to open it!"

"Don't talk, right! This king has torn it up for you!"

"Don't talk yet?"

"Really torn? Well, the claws are showing!"

"Humph!"

"...It can't be torn apart."

Huang Lan was busy talking to himself and jumping up and down for a long time. Anyang also sat on the opposite sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and watched the play without saying a word for a long time. In the end, Huang Lan gave in and threw the phone away in frustration. To Anyang, he said, "Give me back this untouchable pimple, but I declare in advance that I am neither jealous nor sulking. This king is just unwell, do you understand?"

"I know!" Anyang replied quickly.

Huang Lan just showed a look of satisfaction, and listened to him again: "It's just some... phenomenon caused by the uneven distribution of my favor. It's all my fault. I'll review myself when I come down."

"Then I'll put... nonsense!"

"By the way, fellow Daoist Huang Lan, if you really count your age, how old are you this year, since you got Taoist shape?"

"Why should I tell you!"

"I asked very seriously."

"Why ask!"

"Because I found that your unreasonable behavior today is very similar to the abnormal emotions of women on earth due to physiological changes after reaching a certain age." Anyang stared at Huang Lan solemnly, "So I want to ask clearly, if you are, I should have been nicer to you these days, after all that's what everyone says."

"What... oh! I am!" Huang Lan looked at him with the attitude of an uncle, "So you can be nice to me, I want to eat sauced elbow, Dongpo elbow, stewed elbow and steamed elbow today! "

"Then may I ask about your period..." Anyang hesitated for a long time with a look of embarrassment before continuing, "Have you stopped?"

"Ah? What?" Huang Lan was stunned for a long time, then suddenly reacted, his face flushed, "What are you talking about, I'm not your human, where can I get that kind of thing, I am the king of beasts, always want to To declare my majesty, how can I allow such a troublesome thing to hold me back!"

"Then your ovarian function is gradually declining?"

Huang Lan's face turned even redder, and Nuonuo said, "This is even more impossible. Although this king is a hero in the world and has never planned to have children, this king is in his youth and is a practitioner. Absolutely perfect!"

"Have a child." Anyang corrected.

"Friend Anyang, I want to duel with you."

"Okay, let's get down to business." Anyang frowned and thought for a long time before he said, "Since your nest warmer function has not declined, and you have not had a menstrual period, what is the reason for your estrogen level to drop and cause autonomic dysfunction, What about a series of symptoms such as metabolic disorders? Oh yes, to put it bluntly, that's why you're unreasonable today."

"What, what's the reason..." Huang Lan was completely confused.

"Huh? Didn't you admit it?"

"What did I admit?" Huang Lan looked at him puzzled.

"Menopause!"

"what is that..."

"...Okay, I think I know." Anyang sighed helplessly, no matter what, he managed to divert the attention of the tigress.

Look, she doesn't care about being sullen now, and instead takes out her mobile phone to search for information on menopause.

Anyang looked at her for a few seconds, then suddenly got up and stretched, and said, "It's too sleepy, Daoist Huang Lan, please play first, I'm going upstairs to rest."

"But it's only morning." Huang Lan buried his head in typing without raising his head, "Excuse me, are you a pig?"

"Don't all your cats often lie down and sleep in one place during the day?"

"That's because our strength is stronger, and if we stay active for a long time, it will consume a lot of energy. After all, we are not like foxes or rabbits. Even cats of the same size can easily kill foxes." Huang Lan said.

"No way, I have to go." Anyang didn't answer her bragging, and walked upstairs quickly.

At this time, Comrade Xiaoqian came over with a plate of things, looked at Anyang in surprise, then sat down beside Huang Lan, put the plate on the coffee table in front of her, and said, "Husband, what's wrong? Why is this? Are you running upstairs in a hurry? ... Come and taste the Dragon Subduing Chicken Feet I specially made for you, it melts in a sip, and you can eat it as a snack when you are hungry."

She looked at Huang Lan with a gentle and friendly face.

However, Huang Lan was rarely attracted by the aroma of the food, but lowered his head and looked at the screen intently.

In an instant, hundreds of ferocious and terrifying ghosts appeared around her. The gloomy wind swept through, and ghosts cried and howled, until she raised her head and stared in the direction of the second floor.

Then she turned her head and looked at Comrade Xiaoqian: "Sister Xiaoqian, please notify fellow Daoist Anyang that I want to have a single with him... uh!"

Comrade Xiaoqian looked at her with a smile: "How is it? Did it melt in one sip? I started doing it last night, and I barely achieved this effect until this morning!"

"Hmm... poof!" Huang Lan finally finished eating the soft and glutinous chicken feet, spit out the bones, and continued, "Sister Xiaoqian, don't stop me, that guy is too hateful, He even turned the corner and said that I was in menopause, and I swear by the honor of the king of beasts that I must be with him... uh!"

Comrade Xiaoqian didn't hear what she was saying at all, and just continued to look at her with his tender eyes: "The one just now is the original flavor of Luxiang, this one is the spicy barbecue flavor, how about you taste it, which one is better? Eat? If it's delicious, I'll serve it to my husband to eat, if it's not good, I'll try again..."

"Sister Xiaoqian..."

"Try this strong fragrance again..."

"I……"

"And this sauce-flavored..."

"good to eat."

"Is it?"

"Well, still."

"Is it really delicious?"

"real!"

"Then I'll bring it to my husband to eat. You can play games alone down there, don't grab the sofa, you know?" Comrade Xiaoqian warned gently, walking upstairs with a plate.

Huang Lan was left alone and looked at her back resentfully.

Suddenly, she shuddered.

Hey, what did I just do?

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