Chapter 1119 I Treat You as...you Treat Me as a Pet!

"Or I didn't do it well." Comrade Xiaoqian sighed.

"No way!"

"My husband has dealt with so many things yesterday and today, isn't it all that I didn't think of." Comrade Xiaoqian said, but he didn't know what to think, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Everyone's ideas are different, you have your ideas, I have mine, it doesn't matter who is right or wrong, and it doesn't matter how high or low, it's just that I happened to think of it today, so I brought it up and integrated it with the strategy you have always implemented. , well, it's a kind of brainstorming."

"It's really comforting."

Anyang answered immediately: "It will only comfort you."

"Grumpy!"

Huang Lan, who was full and lying in a daze, finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and said, "Hey, are you so interesting? You are both old and married, and you are so keen on flirting! Well, even if you are both I like flirting, can't I find a place without people or take care of the feelings of the people next to me? I am the king of beasts... I have been abused into a dog by you!"

"Hey, have you changed from ten thousand beasts to one hundred beasts again?" Anyang asked in surprise.

"Oh, that's not the point, can you stop worrying about this, just understand what I mean!" The King of Beasts said with a bit of a breakdown, "Don't we, the goblins, have no human rights? Do we deserve to be abused?!"

Comrade Xiaoqian pursed his lips and said: "If sister Huang Lan wants to, she can also find someone to flirt with, show affection and abuse. With sister Huang Lan's conditions, you shouldn't worry about finding this person, right? Well, if If you really can't find it, I don't mind lending your husband to you for a while."

"Sister Xiaoqian, don't wash my head." Huang Lan lamented, then let out a long sigh of relief, "You can do whatever you want, I can't hear you!"

"Huh? That sentence is Yizhou dialect, right? Where did you learn Yizhou dialect?" Anyang said in surprise again.

"Learn from Miss Weiwei..." Huang Lan said weakly.

"Huh? Didn't you hear it?" Anyang said again in surprise.

"Ah ah ah! Why should I be with you, why did I choose to come to you to be in a daze, where can I not be in a daze, even if I endure the tragic IQ of that stupid rabbit, it is better than staying here and being bullied by you. !"

"So you were in a daze, I thought you were meditating." Anyang opened his eyes wide.

"Can't I be in a daze? My racial nature determines that I love to be in a daze, okay? Even if you haven't learned these things in school, you can still see them on the People and Nature Channel..." Huang Lan stretched out a slap Pressed on his face, very helpless.

"Do you still know the People and Nature Channel?"

"Why do you hear what I say and it seems like you have encountered a very novel thing, making a fuss..."

"Because it's really novel! Think about it, a tiger is lying on the sofa in front of me, talking to me about the racial habits of felines, and talking to me about the Human and Nature Channel... In this way, From what I see, maybe her knowledge of her own race comes from this channel of people and nature, isn't it new? Isn't it surprising?"

"Uh, it does sound a bit..." Huang Lan's expression suddenly condensed, "What is it that my understanding of my own race comes from the Human and Nature Channel, do you think I am as stupid as that silly rabbit? Wait a minute? What do your eyes mean? You actually..."

"Please! I'm a tiger myself, do I need to learn about my own habits from your human channels?"

Anyang shrugged and said, "What's so strange about this, isn't the first book in the world that has a detailed study of Japan also written by an American scholar, Chrysanthemum and the Sword?"

"I……"

Huang Lan was completely out of breath, and lay still on the sofa.

Can't say it anyway!

After staying in the living room for a long time, Comrade Xiaoqian glanced at the sky outside, and then looked at her watch. It was getting late, so she got up and grabbed a book and walked upstairs, halfway up the stairs. At that time, she turned around again and said, "Aren't you going to rest yet?"

"Okay!" Anyang said quickly, and also got up and walked upstairs.

"Uh." Huang Lan glanced at the living room that immediately became empty, feeling a little deserted, so he got up and walked out.

As soon as she walked to the door, she heard Comrade Xiaoqian calling her, "Sister Huang Lan."

Huang Lan turned her head and saw Comrade Xiaoqian standing in the corridor on the second floor, holding on to the railing, so that her tall and well-proportioned figure was obvious, and she was looking at herself.

"What do you call me for?"

"If sister Huang Lan doesn't want to go back and doesn't mind, she can come and rest with us." Comrade Xiaoqian smiled.

"Uh..." Huang Lan showed a look of astonishment.

When she reacted, she didn't even care to speak, and left the living room of the villa as if she hurriedly fled. The curvaceous and seductive back quickly disappeared into the darkness, extremely agile.

Only Comrade Xiaoqian was left standing alone on the corridor, looking out, holding the railing and showing a funny smile.

Anyang walked to her side and couldn't help but patted her on the shoulder: "They've all gone. At her speed, I'm afraid she's already got into the villa opposite, don't look at it."

After a pause, he hesitated again: "In the future...this kind of joke...cough, it's better to play it less, cats are generally cautious and not very timid, you will scare her like this. "

"Huh? Is that so?" Comrade Xiaoqian looked innocent, "but I didn't see the frightened expression on sister Huang Lan's face, don't look at her running so fast tonight, tomorrow morning will still be as early as possible. Waiting at the dinner table, really, sister Huang Lan's bearing is not comparable to ordinary people."

"...After all, the king of beasts."

The next morning, as Comrade Xiaoqian said, Huang Lan came early, waiting at the dinner table, playing with his mobile phone.

Anyang walked downstairs wearing a pair of thin shorts and a pure white T-shirt, and said hello to her: "Morning, did you sleep well at night?"

Huang Lan's face flushed instantly: "It's still...it's okay."

Just after finishing speaking, in order to hide her embarrassment, she grabbed a handful of grapes from a plate on the table and stuffed it into her mouth.

Anyang's mouth twitched: "Is it delicious?"

"Okay... it's delicious!" Huang Lan chewed hard for a long time before finally swallowing the raisin, then looked at Anyang with a weird expression, "It's soft and sweet, and there's still so much water, It's not chewy at all, it's hard in the middle, how can you humans like to eat this kind of thing!"

"It's hard in the middle..." Anyang couldn't help thinking, "It might be seeds. Many fruits have seeds. When eating fruit, you should spit out the seeds."

"Ah? What happens if you don't spit it out?"

"It's very serious." Anyang looked at her solemnly, "because seeds are actually fruit seeds, if you eat them, they will take root and sprout in your stomach, and then grow out of your mouth and nose. come out!"

"Huh? Is there such a thing?"

"Who told you not to spit out seeds!"

"I haven't eaten it yet, how do I know to spit out the seeds."

"Then the matter is very serious." Anyang's expression was solemn.

"Really?" Huang Lan also looked at him solemnly, but after a while, she burst out laughing, and then it turned into a big laugh, "Hahahaha, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore. Daoist Anyang, you are so interesting, are you deceiving me as that stupid rabbit and little fox, the seeds of this thing have been eaten in the stomach, how can it still take root and sprout! Hahahaha..."

"Uh..." Anyang was stunned.

It seems that this tiger spirit is really not easy to deceive. Also, she has been in the real world for so long, and she must have mastered a lot of scientific knowledge. How can such a little trick amuse her?

I really thought of her as a cat!

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Huang Lan laugh and said: "Hahahaha, when I eat those seeds, I chew them up, how can they take root and sprout! Hahahaha..."

Anyang was stunned for a moment: "That's it?"

"Otherwise?" Huang Lan looked at him with the eyes of an idiot, "Could it be that it's all chewed up, can it still grow?"

"Forehead……"

"And there is no sunlight in the stomach, how can it grow without sunlight, cut!" Huang Lan was full of contempt for Anyang's ignorance, "Your IQ is really similar to that of that stupid rabbit, no, it's better than that stupid rabbit. If it's low, that silly rabbit also knows that flowers and plants must grow in a place where they can get the sun!"

"Forehead……"

At this time, Comrade Xiaoqian came over with a large pot of boiled beef, placed the pot on the edge of the dining table, near Huang Lan, and said with a smile: "Husband, are you teasing sister Huang Lan early in the morning? It's really good. Yaxing!"

"It's boring." Anyang said.

Comrade Xiaoqian smiled warmly, touched Huang Lan's head again, and said softly, "Eat it quickly, you eat first, it's alright."

Huang Lan sat still, but his eyes kept looking upwards. At first he stared at Xiao Qian's hand touching his head, then at Xiao Qian's doting face, and finally couldn't help it: "Sister Xiao Qian! Although you are right I'm fine, but I've been feeling lately...you're treating me like some kind of pet!"

"How could it be?" Xiaoqian said in surprise, and then said, "It's just because you've eaten for a long time, so I let you eat first, so that we can finish it at about the same time, otherwise we'll keep watching you eat and you won't. Excuse me."

"That's not what I said!"

"Which one is that?" Comrade Xiaoqian stared at her, suddenly turned around again, and walked quickly to the kitchen, "The steak and bacon are about to be fried, I have to go and see!"

"Alas..." Huang Lan sighed, he was the king of beasts anyway.

Then she quickly and automatically changed the subject, looking at the pot of fragrant meat on the table, and said: "Actually, I eat very fast, but now I'm in a human shape, and your human body is really unusable. Now, my mouth is so small that even if I eat quickly, I can only eat a little at a time."

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