It’s Too Hard To Die

Chapter 56 Why Is Your Dog so Incompetent?

"Xiao Bai, fuck you." Ergou kicked his dog's legs in the air, and then kept kicking Xiao Bai, but he didn't even kick.

"Damn it, this dog can still talk!" The second shop assistant was also shocked. Can dogs talk these days? Ordinary beasts can only speak when they reach the sixth rank. This dog has no spiritual energy emanating from the whole body. At a glance, you can see that it is just an ordinary dog.

Dian Xiaoer thinks that Ergou is an ordinary dog. After all, Ergou is a god, and only God can perceive the breath of God. Such an ordinary martial artist cannot detect it at all.

"Sister dog, I'm a wolf, do you know what a wolf is?" Ergou immediately became anxious when he heard that he was a dog, and his mouth was fragrant and his mouth was like smearing honey.

"Why is your dog so incompetent?" Xiao Er was also very angry when he heard that a dog dared to scold him. It's okay for me to be low-key to others every day. Today, I was scolded by a dog. Uncle can't bear it, aunt can't Tolerate. The two young masters in front of him looked at each of them as elegant and easy-going, gentle and gentle like jade, why is this dog's mouth so stinky.

If Xiao Bai knew that the shop boy was praising him, Xiao Bai would definitely give this boy a compliment, alas, there are not many people who like to tell the truth now.

"Cough, brother, I'm really sorry, my dog ​​has caused you trouble, please don't mind." Xiao Bai said, and gave the shop boy a little bit of spiritual stone. Xiao Bai would give up if he could scold the second dog. ? it's out of the question.

"Xiao Bai, I'm not a human, but you are a real dog." Of course Ergou knew what Xiao meant in vernacular, Nima, I'm not your pet.

"Young Master, your dog should be a special spiritual pet." The second shop assistant was full of joy when Xiao Bai handed over the spiritual stone, his eyes narrowed with joy, and he was no longer called Xiao Bai's guest officer, but called him directly. Still this young man is good, not only has a good temper, no matter how much his pet scolds him, he won't retaliate, but he is also generous, and he doesn't look like a playboy at all.

Looking at this son's spiritual pet, the gap is too big. They all say that the dog follows the owner, but this dog doesn't follow at all. Opening and closing is just cursing.

Xiao Er didn't feel much anger towards Ergou for the tip Xiao Bai gave. He turned around and walked to the counter to calculate the consumption bill for Xiao Bai, "Master, how many days do you want to stay?"

"Let's stay for seven days first." Xiao Bai thought for a while and said, after all, they haven't found any trace of Xue Sisi so far, so now they can only wait here.

"Okay, do you still need meals and other requirements, sir? If not, I will sum up the total consumption for you now." The second asked again.

"Dinner, of course." Xiao Bai answered the question of eating very quickly. He was not active in eating and had problems with his mind.

"Because your consumption level has reached certain requirements, we have free single rooms and higher services here, so please come with me." Xiao Er walked out of the counter and prepared to lead the way.

"There is no need for a single room. Let's eat outside. The scenery outside is better." Xiao Bai rejected the benefit of a single room. After all, he just came to the Zhu Ling Dynasty, and he didn't know many things, so he had to ask outside. Ask for information.

"Good son, if you don't want a single room, the restaurant will use the corresponding food to offset the cost of the single room." Xiao Er feels more and more that Xiao Bai and the others are noble. Look at the other sons of the same generation, they are all arrogant and arrogant. Seeing himself as lofty and arrogant, he said that he disdain to associate with these commoners. The eyes are full of eyes that no one looks down on. If it wasn't for their arrogant father, they wouldn't know how many times they would have died on the street with this kind of stubbornness.

Xiao Bai nodded, Xiao Er began to lead the three Xiao Bai forward, Xiao Bai sighed again as he walked, "It's good to have money, look at this attitude, how good it is, and provide If you don't want a single room, you will also get free food. The happiness of the rich is really unimaginable for ordinary people.

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The three of Xiao Bai found a place near the window and sat down, "Young Master, what do you need?" Xiao Er asked after seeing Xiao Bai and the others sitting down.

Xiao Bai and Nangong Yunmo had a standard sitting posture, but Ergou was different. They had to learn how to sit. They sat down on the stool, stepped back and pressed down, and put their front legs on the table. It's full of black lines, Nima, how can a dog eat like this?

In fact, the two dogs have always been sitting in this posture when they eat. In Xiao Bai's opinion, this sitting posture is really indecent. The two dogs are sitting like this, and all should not be leaked out. Xiao Bai originally prepared several sets of pet clothes for the two dogs. , the size is just right, but Ergou doesn't accept Xiao Bai's kindness at all.

When I mention that pet clothes Ergou, I want to scold people. I have been in the God Realm for so many years and have never worn clothes, but you let me wear them even if I can bear them, but what do you mean by giving me a pink dress? What's more exaggerated is to give a green one, it is simply green glow, isn't this an obvious target for my two dogs?

"Five of the best dishes in our shop will be served first!" Xiao Bai tapped the table with his fingers and said, "Nima, I order every time. It's embarrassing, you know?"

"Okay, son, five...50 copies each!?" The shop assistant said that he suddenly got stuck. I heard right, fifty copies each.

The other diners who ate here were also shocked. Some people looked at Xiao Bai and their eyes were wrong. Nima, this is the reincarnation of a divine pig. It’s so delicious. Fifty servings of the best dishes are here. After eating, you can't kill people alive?

Xiao Bai is accustomed to these looks at pigs. I order food every time at TMD. Ergou is so naive and beautiful as the name says. Respect teachers, respect seniors, and let seniors order. Nangong Yunmo couldn't refute it. After all, it was very important to respect the teachers in Dongli Continent.

It's just that the most people look at Xiao Bai with the eyes of a pig every time. If this goes on, Xiao Bai feels that he has become a celebrity. Then the main quest "Become a celebrity in Dongli Continent." It is possible to become a big star just by eating.

"Yes, it's 50 servings, just because my pet can eat it, so I asked for more. Don't worry, the money will not be less for you." Xiao Bai thinks it's better to pass the pot to Ergou. After all, today's real people It's a bit too much, Ergou, as a senior, should go forward to fight the first one.

Sure enough, when Xiao Bai pushed the pot like this, the eyes of other people changed, and I was startled. I said that no matter how much people can eat, it is impossible to eat so much. It turns out that my pets can eat it.

It's just that the eyes they look at Ergou are even more strange. This dog is skinny, and it doesn't look like it can eat so much. Could it be that the small body contains a big stomach?

"Xiao Bai really wants to slap you to death now." Ergou is not stupid, of course he felt that the eyes of others were staring straight at him.

"Fuck, talking dog!"

"What kind of spiritual pet is this, even able to speak."

"Not only can he speak, but he can also curse."

"Why is this dog so incompetent." Because Ergou suddenly spit out human words, after all, they have never heard of talking dogs, so they are all very curious, all staring at Ergou, waiting for Ergou to continue talking .

Ergou now feels a heavy burden on his shoulders, and now he deeply understands the sentence "The feeling of carrying a heavy burden is that a thousand people are all looking forward to every word you say."

"Ding! Enemy creatures detected, please select the target plan."

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