Chapter 74 I Want to Give You a Knife.
"Let's go, I haven't moved my muscles and bones for a long time, Jie Jie Jie." The person next to the main seat smiled grimly. His voice was exactly the same as the person in the main seat, which made people chill.
The person in the seat didn't speak, just nodded slightly.
The rest hadn't moved or spoken since the beginning, like machines.
In the Mu family in Xizhou, the head of the family is staring at a portrait in his room. The portrait shows two boys around ten years old standing together with their shoulders shoulder-to-shoulder and smiling brightly. The head of the family is full of memories. expression.
Patriarch Mu looked at it, and his eyes were involuntarily wet. He rubbed his wet eyes, touched the portrait with his right hand, and sighed, "It would be great if we could go back to the past, but unfortunately there are not so many ifs."
Just when all the forces were working on their own calculations, Xiao Bai and the others were still living their lives in a drunken life.
"Sooner or later, I will get fat." Xiao Bai hiccupped, touched his bloated stomach, and said with emotion that since he traveled to this plane, his appetite has not been controlled.
If this figure is out of shape, Xiao Bai will feel that he has no need to live. Without this unparalleled figure in the world, how could he make his debut in the C position and become popular in all planes? After all, he also has a main quest to become the most popular person in the whole plane.
"It's alright, I have diet pills here, now, here's it for you." The system doesn't care about his body shape, because he doesn't have a body shape at all.
After Xiao Bai found the weight loss pills handed by the system, he hurriedly used his spiritual sense to take a look. He really didn't expect the system to have such a thing.
"You are still reliable at the critical moment, good brother, thank you..." Xiao Bai didn't say anything, because he was shocked by the appearance of this weight loss pill. The jars are about the same size, not too big, which is normal.
What's not normal is that this TM medicine can has a logo with a skull and crossbones on it. A bottle of medicine that was good was ruined by this logo. Who dares to eat it?
"System, are you sure that this is a diet pill, not dichlorvos?" Xiao Bai felt that the system wanted to murder him and gain control over his body.
"Of course it's a diet pill. If you don't believe it, take one. How could such a serious system like me make such a mistake?" the system replied.
"I TM thank you, you can keep it for yourself." Xiao Bai's mouth twitched, so shameless, you are still a serious system like this, I have never seen a Buddhist system like yours, and I have never seen you like this Humanized system.
After eating, Xiao Bai and the others went back to their respective houses. Because everything was settled and time was tight, they set off directly tomorrow and continued to the abyss forest.
The next morning, "Son, son, I'm your dad, come here..." It was this familiar ringtone, a familiar scene, and a familiar roar, "System! Can you change the ringtone? ?"
"Isn't this song very good? The effect is remarkable, and you will wake up all of a sudden." The system feels that it has a good eye for picking ringtones. Take a look and see, the host will wake up before you sing a few words. Now, is there a more dedicated system than me? Not only have to assist the host, but also have to wake up the host on time.
"Good girl, let's not talk about the content of this song, just the sound quality, I want to give you a knife. What kind of ghost sound is this? People's sound quality is like cotton softly and gently passed into the ear, It makes people feel refreshed, and feels that all the hardships of the day have been taken away by it, making people feel relaxed. What about you? TMD is like a strong man grabbing your ear and then forcing a brick into your ear. ." Xiao Bai felt that this system was outrageous, he must have done it on purpose, he was jealous of my handsome.
"Second dog! Second dog! Wake up!" Another familiar voice,
Familiar action, familiar scene.
Xiao Bai put on his clothes and washed up, then went straight to Ergou's room, and kicked the door open with one foot, the same as last time.
"How many times have I said that? When you enter someone else's room, knock on the door first!" The sleeping Ergou was frightened by Xiao Bai's kick, and jumped off the bed. After Zhang Zhang's harmless handsome face, his anger suddenly came up.
"Master, Uncle Ergou, good morning." Nangong Yunmo also came out. Judging from the look on his face, he should have been practicing all night.
"Well, early." Xiao Bai and Ergou each replied.
"Let's go, let's eat, and we'll go straight after eating." Xiao Bai felt that if he was about to arrive in the abyss forest in a month, there would not be enough time, so he could only try his best to hurry and not delay any longer.
The restaurant of the inn was almost full in the morning, and the voices were noisy. There were people talking about various topics, but the most common thing was the incident that Xiao Bai destroyed the palace last night.
The moment Xiao Bai and the others showed their faces, the whole inn was quiet, the eater stopped his movements and put down the food, the second stopped accounting, and the proposer stopped proposing. Wait, why is there still a marriage proposal in this place? No matter what they were doing, they all stopped their movements at this moment, and they all held their breaths and stared at Xiao Bai and the others.
"What's the matter? Do you have anything to do with me?" Does Xiao Bai feel that he is too ostentatious now? Originally wanted to be popular, but today he suddenly stopped thinking about it. It was so uncomfortable to be stared at by a group of people. The eyes of this group of people looked at Xiao Bai as if they were watching a giant panda show in the zoo, without blinking their eyes. Yes, who can resist being stared at like this all the time. Alas, it's better to keep a low profile.
"You're a coward. In the future, you're going to become popular all over the world. You can't stand it just by looking at you?"
"It's alright, it's alright, I have long admired the name of my predecessors, and seeing him today is truly extraordinary." A man in the crowd walked out and bowed his hands to Xiao Bai.
When everyone saw that the man had robbed the opportunity to get close to Xiao Bai, they also cursed, "Lick the dog."
"Oh? You said that you have long admired my name, so what's my name?" Xiao Bai felt that this person was very interesting. I have never said my name here once. Why do you admire my name for so long?
"I..." The man's face was flushed and he was speechless.
Others laughed when they saw that the man did not succeed in licking, and it was always so happy to see others deflated.
"Little Er, is there a private room?" Xiao Bai asked Xiao Er.
"Yes, yes, there are seniors, our boss specially reserved a room for you, I will invite you over now." As soon as Xiao Er heard Xiao Bai asked him, he quickly answered the question.
"Don't panic, I won't eat you again." Xiao Bai feels that it's not good if his strength is exposed. This little Er was not like this before. He was quite lively. Just because his strength was exposed, he has become respectful now. He got up and shivered when he spoke.