Chapter 990 Kneeling Directly (1)
The special "Nutrition Express" ignited the power of the prehistoric, and Jiang Ziya was at full strength, just like a superman.
In just three minutes, it passed in a blink of an eye.
The green snake directly had a refreshing expression on its face, its delicate body was trembling, sweat was profuse, its eyes were blurred, completely forgetting itself.
The remaining six snake spirits beside them couldn't help but show envy. They licked their lips one by one, staring at their eyes, wishing that it would be their turn next!
"The one who ate the live broadcast, the one who jumped on the head of the grave, and the one who committed seppuku, the three of you can go now!"
At this time, Chen Xiaobei walked over, and looked at the three stunned Doubi playfully.
"I...we are just joking! How can you take a joke seriously? You Chinese people are like this, you have no sense of humor at all."
The faces of the three teasers were flushed, as if they had been slapped wildly by an invisible slap.
When they were pretending to be aggressive just now, one was more ruthless than the other, but now they can only cheekily say that it was just a joke.
This slap in the face couldn't have been louder.
"Well, I knew you would say that, the islanders are like this, they turn back on their promises, shameless!"
Chen Xiaobei smiled indifferently, slapping their faces was not enough, and he wanted to put their faces on the ground and step on them again.
"The surname is Chen! Be more polite!"
Island Nation Jaylen immediately became angry, and said eccentrically, "Hasn't it only been three minutes? Isn't it something to be proud of?"
"That's right!" Daoguo Lao Bi sneered: "I haven't spoken for an hour at a time, but he only has three minutes, so why don't you talk about it?"
Kato Xiaoying snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "Chinese people are like this, they don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, they are just frogs in a well!"
When Chen Xiaobei heard this, his heart didn't fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh: "Heh, remember what you said, I'll go to sleep first and then hit you in the face."
After speaking, Chen Xiaobei backed out.
Going straight to the car, I checked the latest information on the wedding of Crown Prince Zha with his mobile phone, and then fell asleep soundly.
When I woke up, it was dark.
"I'll go to Xiaoyou, I slept for six hours, Old Jiang should be done!"
Chen Xiaobei stretched, got out of the car, and walked back to the set.
"This... what do these mean..."
As soon as he entered the shooting scene, Chen Xiaobei was stunned.
The island country Jaylen knelt on the ground! Dao Guo Lao Bi also knelt on the ground! Even the most pretentious Kato Kotaka is kneeling!
The photographer is kneeling! The lighting engineer is on his knees! The prop master is on his knees! Even director Terutaro Yamashita is kneeling!
"I said... why are you all kneeling on the ground?"
Chen Xiaobei asked with a puzzled face.
"Too...too awesome..."
Terutaro Yamashita looked like he had seen a ghost, and tremblingly said: "Mr. Toothless is awesome! Hey hey hey for six hours in one breath! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, the six snake spirits were all killed. He has conquered..."
"Uh……"
Chen Xiaobei's expression was slightly startled, and he looked at the goblin cave.
The six snake spirits lay on the ground in twos and threes as if they had collapsed.
All of them have disheveled hair, dripping with sweat, and a faint layer of redness on their skin. The expressions on their faces seem to be flying in the clouds, ecstasy, enjoyment!
The last remaining white snake was still fighting Jiang Ziya, but its condition was not much different from the previous six snake spirits.
It is only a matter of time before they are completely conquered.
"After a long time, you don't need me to slap you in the face, you just kneel first?"
Chen Xiaobei looked at the three teasers just now with a playful smile on his face.
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Teacher Toothless is simply against the sky! He has been in the industry for more than ten years, and he is like this. It can be said that there is no one before, and no one in the future!"
The island country Jay Chou was horrified, and looked at Jiang Ziya with extreme awe.
"Before I met Teacher Wuya, I thought that my one-hour record was already amazing! But now, I realize that compared to Teacher Wuya, I am nothing more than a piece of scum! An ant!"
Old Bi of the island country was downcast and felt ashamed.
"Jiang Moya is not human!"
At this time, Kato Kotaka suddenly screamed: "He is a god! Cannon god! From today on, I will no longer use the title of 'God's Hand'! With Mr. Ya, no one in the small film circle can be called a god! "
"It's so true! Teacher Jiang Moya is simply a god! We can't find any other way to express our shock at the moment except kneeling and taking pictures!"
Terutarou Yamashita, together with his four employees, were all convinced, with expressions of admiration in their eyes.
As for the Seven Snake Essences, there is no need to say much, the mind and body have already been conquered by Teacher Jiang Moya, from now on, if they have sex with other men, I am afraid it will be difficult to feel any more.
How can ordinary cattle plow the land plowed by divine cattle?
Seeing the scene in front of him, the happiest person has to add Chen Xiaobei.
"I'll go for you! Old Jiang's film hasn't been released yet, and now there are fourteen more believers. It's a good start. Will millions of believers be far away? Wow..."
You must know that the small film culture in the island country has a long history and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Tens of millions of dead houses regard small films as their second life.
As long as this film is released, it is impossible not to become popular!
As the leading actor and the biggest selling point of the film, Mr. Jiang Moya can definitely become a crazy fan in a short period of time.
If nothing else happens, among the tens of millions of dead houses in the island country, nine out of ten will become the diehard loyalists of Mr. Jiang Moya.
The speed of the sewing machine! The power of bulls! The perpetual motion machine lasts!
It is no exaggeration to say that Jiang Meiya, a godlike man, will definitely become the faith of millions of dead houses in the island country in the near future!
Within six days, millions of followers, So-easy!
After about an hour, Jiang Ziya finally finished his work, and Bai Snake Shuang couldn't tell the difference between the south, the south, and the north.
After washing and tidying up, it was early morning.
The Seven Snake Spirits are so reluctant to part with Jiang Ziya, and even directly stated that as long as they can enter Jiang Ziya's harem, they are willing to wash their hands and completely end the small film career.
Terutaro Yamashita was also reluctant to part with Jiang Ziya, firstly for the promotion of later films, and secondly to incite Jiang Ziya to make more films.
Jiang Ziya himself has a half-push attitude, people are not grass, who doesn't have the seven emotions and six desires?
Chen Xiaobei could see it naturally, and Li Xiang's next plan was about to start, so it would definitely not work to take Jiang Ziya with him.
Therefore, Chen Xiaobei simply handed over Jiang Ziya to Huitaro Yamashita.
Before leaving, he gave Jiang Ziya the last two tunabudao pills and two bottles of Baiguolongbian wine.
What Chen Xiaobei didn't expect was that in the end Jiang Ziya took the initiative to come forward and said sincerely: "Xiaobei! You let me experience the dignity of a man. This time, I must find a way to help you get one Big flat peach!"
Chapter 1, thanks to [Big Meow Kingdom], using the words of the great god, I came to a great reward, thank you very very very much!