Chapter 988: The Actors Arrive (3)
"Mr. Chen! This kind of thing must never be joked!"
Terutaro Yamashita said with a serious face: "The seven actresses I hired are extremely professional, and they are known as human flesh pumps! Let alone old people in their 70s and 80s, even young adults like you and me will definitely not be able to bear it!"
"Pumping...water pump..." Jiang Ziya's face turned green, he lowered his voice, and said in a low voice, "Brother Bei, please spare my life... I have a small body and I don't have a little bit of cultivation. fatal..."
"It's been said that I have the 'Nutrition Express Line', you are afraid of a fart!" Chen Xiaobei gave Jiang Ziya a white look, and said angrily.
Jingle Bell--
At this moment, Yamashita Terutarou's cell phone rang.
After connecting, he said excitedly: "The actresses are all here, I'll go pick them up first! You two can discuss the details later! I suggest not to let the old man act. It's not good if there is an accident." Already!"
After finishing speaking, Terutarou Yamashita walked out quickly.
"Brother Bei, you heard it too! The director won't let me act!" Jiang Ziya said with an aggrieved expression.
"Oh, money can turn ghosts around! As long as I give the money in place, let alone you, even his father will be fine!"
Chen Xiaobei's face darkened, and he said solemnly: "In the final analysis, this matter is the result of your own crimes! I have pointed out the Sunshine Avenue to you long ago, and you are unwilling to leave! Moreover, you dare to be an undercover agent to plot against me! "
"I'll leave the ugly words here. You have to act today, and you have to act if you don't act! If it affects my participation in the Peach Fair, I promise to let you go to hell and have fun with Lord Hades!
"I……"
As soon as this remark came out, Jiang Ziya was completely discouraged, dejected, like a defeated old rooster.
Thinking of how much time he spent back then, but he didn't learn a skill well, Jiang Ziya's intestines almost broke with regret!
To this day, apart from filming, Jiang Ziya is really desperate!
"Don't make a sad face! Hold your head up! Hold your chest up! Don't let people think that we Chinese men are not good enough!" Chen Xiaobei said seriously.
"But I really can't do it... If I die on the belly of an island woman, I will lose the face of a Chinese man..." Jiang Ziya wanted to cry but was glared at by Chen Xiaobei, so he could only obediently To shut up.
"Shut your mouth! With my brother here, I will definitely let you win glory for the country!" Chen Xiaobei smiled confidently, as if everything was under control.
"To win glory for the country..." Jiang Ziya sweated.
One person fights against seven female snake spirits from island countries. Winning is certainly a glory for the country, but if he dies in the battle, wouldn't he be ruined?
Thinking of this, Jiang Ziya's little heart shuddered, Chen Xiaobei was so cruel, and he would never dare to offend him again.
"Here we come! All our actors are here!"
At this time, Yamashita Huitaro walked in with ten people.
In addition to the agreed seven actresses, there are three other men.
No need to introduce, relying on the rich experience of watching movies in college, Chen Xiaobei recognized the seven women at a glance, they are the most popular actresses in small movies nowadays.
As for the three men, Chen Xiaobei also knew them. They were Daoguo Jay, Daoguo Lao Bi, and Kato Kotaka known as the 'God's Hand'.
"Why are these three people here?" Chen Xiaobei asked curiously.
Terutaro Yamashita explained: "It's like this. They heard that they would get three times the pay, so they all wanted to come over and try to see if they have the opportunity to play the leading role!"
As soon as the words fell, the three guys couldn't wait to show up.
"Look at my muscles! A bodybuilder's body, no matter how you shoot it, it's full of beauty!" Island Country Jay posed in a few bodybuilding poses, his muscles were piled high, and his figure was indeed very good.
Not to be outdone, Daoguo Lao Bi quickly said, "My body is average, but my stamina is super strong. I can't stop for an hour. If the director doesn't call CUT, I won't stop!"
"One hour?" Chen Xiaobei felt nothing in his heart, and even wanted to laugh.
Then, his eyes fell on Kato Kotaka.
The guy didn't speak, and raised his right hand pretendingly. It's not hard to see that his fingers are very long. The index finger and middle finger are close together, like a stick.
I saw that when he suddenly exerted force, his two fingers began to vibrate rapidly, the frequency was very fast, just like electric!
"He... what is he doing?" Jiang Ziya asked in a daze.
Chen Xiaobei smiled lightly, and said scientifically: "This Kato Kotaka is a national treasure-level movie actor in the island country. His two fingers can conquer any woman, so he is called the 'God's Hand'! "
"Ah! Mr. Kato is so handsome... I really want to cooperate with Mr. Kato to make a movie..."
The seven actresses on the side stared blankly at Kato Kotaka's fingers, all showing nympho-like expressions, their eyes full of little stars.
"Lying on the grass! This is too awesome!"
Jiang Ziya is not stupid, just by looking at the hungry looks of those seven women, one can know how powerful Kato Kotaka's fingers are!
"Mr. Chen, the three of them are the most popular male actors at the moment. My opinion is to choose one of them to play the number one male!"
Terutaro Yamashita said very seriously: "After all, Mr. Jiang Meiya is old. If there is something wrong, I will be legally responsible!"
As soon as this remark came out, the seven actresses also echoed.
"That's right! Filming is physical work. How can an old grandfather come to filming, how can he bear it!"
"And he has to be strong, so we can cooperate! Don't be 'Yang Wei', we don't feel it, the effect of the performance must not be good!"
"Those are trivial things. I'm afraid that the old man will die suddenly from too much physical exertion. Then our sin will be great!"
"That's right! We are all ordinary little women, but we can't afford the responsibility!"
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"Choose me! Take care of your figure! Take care of your appearance! You can definitely choose me!" Island Country Jay Lun volunteered.
"Choose me, choose me! I'm in charge of the time! One shot to the end, save trouble!" Daoguo old Bi refused to be outdone.
Kato Kotaka still didn't speak, and continued to shake his fingers pretendingly.
"Brother Bei, you see that everyone's opinions are so unified, why don't you just spare me..." Jiang Ziya looked at Chen Xiaobei pitifully, wanting to take the opportunity to escape.
"It's you who want to increase believers! It's not them who want to increase!" Chen Xiaobei glared at Jiang Ziya, and said coldly: "If you want to fall freely, just say so!"
Jiang Ziya shut his mouth tightly with a snap.
"I've already decided! Jiang Meiya will play the lead role in the male role. We will be responsible for the consequences!"
Chen Xiaobei's tone sank, he glanced at everyone coldly, and said, "Those who don't want to be photographed can leave now! Mr. Huitaro, prepare to change roles!"
"Pat pat! We didn't say no!"
These seven women are all working hard for money, three times the salary, and they can't find it even with lanterns. How could they give up?