Chapter 235 Help Laojun Relieve His Worries (1)
Monkey King: My old grandson doesn't know either, but that little boy Nezha usually loves the water group the most, why is he not here today?
Chen Xiaobei: Every time there is a third prince, he is not used to it today.
Hades: This king knows where the third prince has gone. (proud)
Chen Xiaobei: If you know it, just say it, and why not sell it?
Hades: Ahem, this king looked through the book of life and death, and saw a red dragon whose yang life was about to end, and was preparing to arrange for Hei Wuchang to catch its ghost and bring it back.
Chen Xiaobei: Chilong? Yangshou is approaching? What does this have to do with the third prince? (surprise)
Barefoot Daxian: No? Xiaobei Shangxian doesn't know the grievances between the third prince of Nezha and the dragon clan?
Chen Xiaobei: Gratitude? Yes, of course I do!
Back then, Nezha made a riot in the East China Sea, killing the Prince of the Dragon King and turning the East China Sea upside down.
Later, Ao Guang, the dragon king of the East China Sea, assembled the dragon kings of the four seas to flood Chentang Pass, and forced Nezha to cut his flesh to return to his mother, eviscerate his bones to return to his father, and had to turn into a lotus root after his death!
This grudge is no joke!
So that although there are group friends of the Sihai people in the group, they almost never bubble up, which is obviously a taboo for Nezha.
Barefoot Daxian: Since Xiaobei Shangxian knows, he should be able to guess what the third prince is going to do!
Chen Xiaobei: Little Nezha... Is he going to slay the dragon? (three surprises)
Hades: Sure! Chilong is a divine beast, with endless longevity! The reason why he will die is that he was slaughtered by the third prince!
Barefoot Daxian: Don't look at the cuteness of the third prince all day long, his biggest hobby is slaughtering dragons!
Chen Xiaobei: I'll go! This is simply a fork with lightning! (Shock)
Hades: When the third prince returns in triumph, I will eat dragon meat again, haha! (drool)
Barefoot Daxian: I hope to grab a few dragon steaks, the soup is the most delicious! (licking lips)
Chen Xiaobei: Eat dragon meat? Drink dragon soup? (surprised) You are discussing this in the group, don't the group friends of Shuizu mind?
Barefoot Daxian: What's the point? There are pigs, bull demons, goat spirits, chicken demons, duck monsters in the group... There is nothing taboo about discussing food in the group, otherwise, wouldn't it be a vegetarian?
Lord Yama: You are wrong! There are also tree monsters and flower fairies in the group, and they don't even have to eat vegetarian food!
Barefoot Daxian: Yes! Therefore, there is no taboo on the topic of eating in the group!
Chen Xiaobei: All right! In this case, I am not hypocritical! Will the red envelopes be given out when the third prince comes back? Then I'll get a piece of dragon meat to try! (drool)
Hades: Well, when the third prince comes, I will x-on:you! However, what you can grab depends on your luck! (hey-hey)
Chen Xiaobei: Haha! Then thank you Lord Yan! Let's talk about my business first!
Yama: What's the matter?
Chen Xiaobei: I have recently reached the peak of solid state. Is there any way to break through it quickly?
Hades: Solid... It's very easy to break through with a very low cultivation base (sweat), just get a Tianyuan Breaking Realm Pill, you don't need to eat it, just lick it and you will break through!
Chen Xiaobei: So awesome? How to get it?
Barefoot Daxian: Then you have to go to Taishang Laojun and ask for it, most people don't have it!
Chen Xiaobei: The old gentleman? Uh... I'm not familiar with the old man, how can I give this precious elixir?
Yan Wang: It depends on Xiaobei Shangxian's own ability. (shrugs)
Barefoot Daxian: Yes, there is nothing we can do.
Chen Xiaobei: Uh... Saying it means not saying it! (rolls eyes)
Monkey King: Cough! Why don't you ask my grandson?
Chen Xiaobei: Huh? Monkey, what can you do? Ha ha! At the critical moment, you have to watch Brother Monkey! Say it! Say it! (mwah)
Monkey King: (proudly) I heard that Taishang Laojun has encountered some trouble in alchemy recently, and his white hair has fallen out a lot. If you can help him solve the problem, Tianyuan Breaking Realm Pill will definitely be given to you!
Chen Xiaobei: Brother Monkey! Are you kidding me? Taishang Laojun is a saint of heaven! Exist on the same level as my master! Let me help his old man? You look down on me too much... (sweating)
Monkey King: Of course my grandson is not joking! Although you can't solve the problem of alchemy! But you can solve the old man's gloom! Help him relieve his worries, understand?
Chen Xiaobei: Alleviate your worries? Can I? (Confuse)
Monkey King: I think you can do it! After all, you're living in the Forsaken Lands, and there's a lot of weird stuff out there! Use your brains, you must have a way!
Chen Xiaobei: A lost place? Did you mean earth?
Monkey King: That's almost it, I have time to explain this, you go to find a way to please the old man, I can only help you here!
Chen Xiaobei: Good! I'll think about what to do first! By the way, the third prince comes back and remember x-on:me (grinning)
Monkey King: A must!
"What can make Taishang Laojun relieve his worries?"
Chen Xiaobei closed the group and began to think deeply.
"Send wine? Quit drinking and worry? But there are too many immortal wines in the sky, and I haven't heard that Taishang Laojun loves wine..."
"Would you like to send him the novel of the little leader? This will definitely relieve his worries! No... not too... This is a modern novel, and he can't read it even an old man..."
"This is really troublesome...remove worries...the old man..."
Chen Xiaobei thought about it, suddenly jumped up excitedly, and said, "Yes! I'll give you that one!"
Immediately ran out the door and went to a nearby grocery store.
"Boss! Give me a pack of cloud smoke and a lighter!" Chen Xiaobei said with a grin.
"How much do cigarettes cost?" the boss asked.
"Well, the cheapest one comes first!"
Chen Xiaobei grinned wickedly. Rare things are precious. At the beginning, they couldn't give away too good ones, and they spoiled the old gentleman, so he wouldn't have to play in the future.
Took cigarettes and lighters, paid and left.
In a place where no one was around, Chen Xiaobei directly stuffed two things into the red envelope.
Ding - you sent a red envelope to Taishang Laojun!
About half a minute later, Taishang Laojun came with a message.
Taishang Laojun: Xiaobei, what did you send this to the old man? Never seen it before!
Chen Xiaobei: This is a specialty of my hometown! Laojun, do as I say... (detailed explanation of how to smoke)
Taishang Laojun: What is the use of this thing?
Chen Xiaobei: Don't talk, suck it!
Ten seconds later...
Taishang Laojun: Xiaobei! You smoky smoke is really a good thing! As soon as I took a breath, the old man felt that his whole body was relaxed! Especially the brain! Anxiety and depression are greatly relieved!
"Haha! I knew it! Those who are engaged in scientific research and art will smoke cigarettes everywhere when they encounter problems!"
Seeing the reply message, Chen Xiaobei smiled instantly.
Taishang Laojun: Inspiration! The old man's inspiration is here! This old man knows how to refine this pot of elixir! (Surprise) Xiao Bei, you really helped a lot! The old man must repay you well!