Chapter 262 Alarming the Jade Emperor (1)
"Brother is ready! There must be a bloody storm in the group tonight! Wow..."
Chen Xiaobei started the sweeping mode. Wahaha AD calcium milk bought hundreds of boxes, spicy strips, and ham sausages.
It is fully stuffed with three big red envelopes, and it is completely guaranteed that each group member will not come home empty-handed!
Everyone is rushing, will there be less red envelopes for frequent swiping?
Chen Xiaobei could already predict that today must be a bumper harvest day.
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Back home, I finished dinner with my parents.
Chen Xiaobei immediately ran into the room, took a deep breath, snapped his fingers, shook his cervical spine, moved his muscles and bones, put eye drops, and did eye exercises!
After a series of preparatory work, Chen Xiaobei has entered a state of ecstasy in which man and nature are one!
"Red envelope! Brother here!"
Open the Three Realms Red Packet Group, and the group friends have already made a mess.
Erlang Shen: What time is it? Why hasn't Xiaobei Shangxian come yet? My fingers are already horny!
Hades: x-on:陈小北, please go online! I can't wait to thank the flowers! (flower thank you)
Shennong: I heard that there are spicy strips! I'm also here to join in the fun!
Little Nezha: Hee hee! And my favorite Wahaha! (clapping hands) I also prepared a big red envelope! Come quickly if you want! x-on:陈小北
Mammy Rong: All the members of the Little Apple Audition are here! Wait for the head of Xiaobei! (cool)
Monkey King: Why isn't my little brother here yet? In order to brush the red envelopes, my old grandson has plucked a lot of hairs!
Barefoot Daxian: Haha! The Great Sage's Ruyi monkey hair is a good thing! (rubbing hands)
Duan Yu: Lord Wei, you didn't lie to me, did you? Can Wahaha really make the fairy sister happy? She ignored me for days!
Wei Xiaobao: Don't worry! Last time I grabbed a bottle and took it to flirt with my sister, isn't it? I have already married the eighth auntie! Now everything is ready, just waiting for Xiaobei to ascend to the fairy!
Everyone: Xiaobei Shangxian... You come quickly! ! ! All of us are waiting for you...Did you hear our affectionate call...(N calling expressions)
Chen Xiaobei: Don't panic! Don't panic! Your friend Xiaobei Shangxian is online! (cool)
Little Nezha: Wow! Xiaobei Shangxian is finally here!
Chen Xiaobei: I prepared three big bags today! Do you want to go step by step? Or want to be passionate?
Everyone: Wait, it's a wave of passion! Since you want to brush red envelopes frequently, you must have passion!
Chen Xiaobei: Good! Then listen to everyone! A wave of flow! let's go!
Ding - Chen Xiaobei sent a red envelope in the group chat!
Ding - Chen Xiaobei sent a red envelope in the group chat!
Ding - Chen Xiaobei sent a red envelope in the group chat!
Monkey King: My little brother is domineering! big guy! Keep up!
Ding - Monkey King sent a red envelope in the group chat!
Ding - Xiao Nezha sent a red envelope in the group chat!
Ding - Hades sent a red envelope in the group chat!
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In an instant, almost all the group members sent out the red envelopes that had been prepared.
On the screen, the message that the red envelope was issued was flying all over the sky, and the whirring swiped up, and it was completely unclear who was who.
Chen Xiaobei didn't care about the 3721, he was a crazy meal after all his life.
It may be because there are too many red envelopes, or it may be because of the recent increase in luck value, Chen Xiaobei grabbed the red envelopes very smoothly today.
It's a double kill.
Ding - congratulations! Grab the red envelope of Monkey King and get five wishful monkey hairs, which have been deposited into the treasure chest!
Ding - congratulations! The Red Packet of the Barefoot Daxian that I grabbed, got a volume of "Vajra Foot", which has been deposited in the treasure box!
"I'm going! I grabbed five monkey hairs! I originally had one left! Just take it out and use it up! Grab a few more red envelopes and earn it back!"
Chen Xiaobei thought for a while, and immediately extracted a wishful monkey hair from the treasure chest!
"Monkey hair monkey hair! Give me two palms! Huo~"
Chen Xiaobei took a breath, and the monkey hair worked immediately!
This time, Chen Xiaobei learned to be smart, instead of arms, he directly slapped two more hands on his wrists!
So, the four hands are crazy together, and the efficiency is doubled instantly.
If you pay, you will be rewarded. Consuming a monkey hair has exchanged for Chen Xiaobei a five kills with a fork!
Ding - congratulations! Grab Duan Yu's red envelope and get a volume of "Lingbo Weibu", which has been deposited in the treasure chest!
Ding - congratulations! Grab Zhang Tianshi's red envelope and get a bag of Tianshi soybeans, which has been deposited in the treasure chest!
Ding - congratulations! Grab Xiao Nezha's red envelope and get a black dragon spirit bone, which has been deposited in the treasure chest!
Ding - congratulations! Grab Yama's red envelope and get ten ghost pills, which have been deposited into the treasure chest!
Ding - congratulations! Grab Shennong's red envelopes and get ten bags of fairy fertilizer, which have been deposited in the treasure chest!
"I'm lying on the grass! Five kills! This is my first five kills since I joined the group! It's really worth the money to invest a monkey hair! Today I really earned an explosion! Wow..."
As the red envelope frequency draws to a close, Chen Xiaobei is so excited that he can't find Bei anymore.
Chen Xiaobei can't be satisfied with the coolness anymore. At this moment, it's almost like going to outer space! Cool out of the solar system!
At the same time, the group was also jubilant.
Everyone grabbed the benefits from Chen Xiaobei, and when the red envelopes were swiped, they could grab the treasures of group friends.
It can be said that everyone is happy, no one is not happy!
But in the midst of laughter, there are some not so harmonious voices.
King Tota: Nezha! You unfilial son! Come and see me at the Palace of Heavenly Kings! (N angry expressions)
Little Nezha: I'm not coming! Do you think I'm stupid? I'm going to be spanked by you again! (sticks out tongue)
King Tota: You still know that I beat you? You little bastard! Simply pissed off!
Little Nezha: Sister Chang'e! Weaver sister! Sister Zixia! Sisters of the Seven Fairies... Come and save me! My dad is so fierce! (tears)
Fairy Chang'e: Li Tianwang calm down, what's going on? Why should the good end fight Nezha?
Zhinu: Li Tianwang, if you have something to say, Nezha is still young, what should I do if I break it?
Fairy Zixia: Don't hit my little brother Nezha!
Seven Fairies: Don't fight! Do not fight!
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"Short oil! I can't see it, Nezha is a good girl, isn't it? Nuanmeng is a little Zhengtai, and he is very popular, and the sisters are protecting him."
Chen Xiaobei held the mobile phone and watched with great interest, but he was not in a hurry to check the red envelopes he just grabbed.
King Tota: Don't persuade me, fairies! After listening to me, you will know why I beat this little bastard!
King Tota: This kid touched my treasure house, stole one of my most precious treasures, and sent a red envelope!
Jade Emperor: Huh? Is that the treasure that Aiqing was talking about? (Shock)
Looking at the information on the video screen, Chen Xiaobei's curiosity was completely aroused: "Lying on the grass! What? Even the Jade Emperor was disturbed?"