Chapter 401 Hehe

After the top ten seats in the national high school competition finals are generated, the next thing to do is the top ten qualifying battle, and the rules of the qualifying battle are completely different from the rules of the elimination battle.

The elimination battle is a one-to-one duel. The winner will go up and the loser will go down, and you can immediately tell the difference. However, the top ten qualifying competition requires each player to play against the other nine players.

The player with the most wins is the first place in the Xuanyuan Dynasty National High School Competition, and so on.

If someone wins the same number of games, then according to the situation when the two are fighting, it is determined who is in front and who is behind.

Every top ten player has to play nine games, and Tang Junming is no exception.

In addition, there is no need to draw lots for the top ten qualifying matches. Anyway, everyone has to play nine games, one by one, and it doesn't matter whether they want to sign or not.

You can compete on the stage if you want, with up to ten hours between matches.

After listening to the rules, and seeing that the others were still hesitating when to play, Tang Junming stepped onto the ring, blindfolded, bound hands, bound legs... The most important thing is to lie down.

Many people say that lying down is the most comfortable way to win, and Tang Junming also wants to enjoy it.

Seeing that Tang Junming was the first to play, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV suddenly wailed.

"Halo, are we going to start the advertising time again? Although the rules have been changed, each game cannot exceed two hours at most, but Tang Junming has nine games to play next."

"According to Tang Junming's consistent urination, each game must be dragged on for two hours. If there are nine games, it will be 18 hours, which means that today's game is considered an advertisement time."

"Don't Tang Junming need to rest? He will definitely have news in the middle. We can watch the other players' exciting competitions at that time. Don't worry so much."

"Stupid upstairs, Tang Junming's strength is so strong, even playing nine games in a row is nothing but trivial for him, so don't expect Tang Junming to take a halftime break."

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Even the fans of Tang Junming's live broadcast room had some headaches at the moment.

"Brother Tang, can you quickly end the game today? Delaying too long is not good for Brother Tang's popularity."

"Yes yes yes,

A lot of people are scolding Brother Junming. I think Brother Junming should only delay for half an hour today, half an hour for one game, and four or five hours for nine games. "

"Master Tang, don't advertise those treasures, they don't give you any advertising fees."

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Seeing everyone treat him like this, Tang Junming was a little helpless: "Everyone really disappointed me, in fact, I advertised this way for everyone's sake, at least after my advertisement, did you find that the content of the advertisement is still fresh in your memory? , learned a lot of different things.”

"Shh..."

In response to Tang Junming, there were boos, obviously no one believed it.

"And by doing this, I can also exercise everyone's ability to tolerate advertisements. Next time, when you see an advertisement in a movie or a TV series, everyone will not feel that the time is long." Tang Junming said.

"Shh..."

There were boos again, and even some bigwigs in the VIP area were booing Tang Junming. At this moment, there are at least three billion viewers booing Tang Junming all over Blue Star.

Tang Junming was a little sad: "Since everyone doesn't believe it, let's do another one-and-a-half hour advertisement!"

"Shh..."

In an instant, the boos shook for nine days, almost toppling the entire Bai Yujing. At the same time, there were bursts of laughter from the depths of Bai Yujing.

"What advertising are we going to do today, after thinking about it again and again, I think I should advertise something in my life to let everyone know the importance of common sense, so that things are clothes..."

"Clothes are a must for everyone. If you don't wear clothes, it's a primitive society, so the importance of clothes can be imagined, it is related to everyone's face and self-esteem..."

"I just heard someone say that my words are nonsense. I thought about it carefully. What he said is very unreasonable. Who is the person who slandered me just now, come out and let me see, I promise not to fight kill you..."

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If the Blue Star World also has a big talk about Journey to the West, all the audience will know what kind of existence Tang Junming is, that is, a big boss who can rely on one mouth to say dead monsters and ghosts.

Although Tang Junming has not yet reached that level, to be honest, he has already begun to show his style.

And what Tang Junming said was no nonsense. In just over an hour, his popularity skyrocketed again, and the positive gains far outweighed the negative ones.

Just when it was about two hours, Tang Junming finally stopped, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief and became more energetic.

"Two hours will pass, and today's first game is finally about to start."

"It's not easy. The first day of the qualifying battle was bombed by Tang Junming, and the next time was difficult."

"I'm very worried now that he challenges nine players in a row and turns today's game into an advertisement. That would be terrible. I hate advertisements the most."

"It's a pity that Master Tang is not a joker. If Master Tang is a joker, it might sound a little interesting."

...

The inadvertent words in his ears made Tang Junming's eyes light up, and he thought of a good idea that could delay time and be less annoying.

As soon as he thought of this, Tang Junming immediately overturned his previous plans, looked at the referee on the edge of the ring and said, "Referee, I want to challenge nine of their players at the same time. I don't know if I can follow the rules?"

"Challenge nine players at the same time?" The referee and the audience were stunned, and then many people became excited.

The referee thought about it for a while, then turned to look at some bigwigs in the VIP area, and soon got a positive answer: "It's okay to challenge nine players at the same time, our qualifying rules do not stipulate that this is not allowed, but if If you fail, you will be at the bottom of the qualifying battle, have you made up your mind?"

"I think about it, I want to challenge nine players at the same time." Tang Junming nodded seriously: "But before that, I still have 16 hours of speech time. The topic of my speech is... I have a dream."

"Since we've talked about dreams, let's start with a joke. The name of this joke is hehe!"

"Once upon a time, a man wanted to lose weight, so he went to a store to lose weight. The lady at the front desk said that there are five hundred, one thousand, and two thousand. The effect depends on the price. Which one do you want?"

"The man chose five hundred and wanted to try it. The lady at the front desk said, take this key and go to the first door. The man took the key and went to the first door. There was a beautiful woman dressed in three on the bench, and the beautiful woman said You chase after me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe~ That man will chase after him, and finally catch up, and then the beauty will let him hehehe."

"The man came home and saw that he lost five pounds. After a few days, he went to the store again. The lady in the store was going to ask, but the man said, don't ask, I'm a regular customer, and then he chose one thousand, the store owner The lady gave him a key to open the second door."

"A beautiful woman is sitting on the bench, wearing nothing this time, saying you are chasing me, if you catch up with me, I will let you hehe. Men didn't catch up with beautiful women, but they still hehe."

"The man went back to take a look and lost another five pounds. A few days later, the man went to the store again and ordered two thousand. The owner gave him a key and asked him to open the third door."

"There is a female orangutan sitting in the third door, saying that I am chasing you, and if I catch you, you will let me hehe."

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[PS: Although this paragraph is a bit long, it is basically two thousand words later, no more than three thousand words, it should not be billed, everyone, don’t scold the moon for cheating money, the moon really doesn’t exist. ]()