Chapter 402 The World's Dirty King

"Pfft..."

As soon as Tang Junming's jokes were finished, a group of bigwigs in the VIP area spit out meals together, even these experienced winds and rains, the world's giants in the Huayu realm, the world giants in the Huixi realm, and the legends in the river realm, not to mention ordinary audiences. .

"Hahahahaha... Anchor, I really convinced you."

"Brother Tang, how are you?"

"Brother Junming, as long as you marry me, I am willing to let you hehe."

"Master Tang's ear is so amazing. He actually heard my suggestion, and he really started to talk about jokes. The jokes are still interesting, and the jokes of Master Tang are so good, I have never heard them before."

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Your influence expands, general experience + 1000 billion...

You installed an indescribable force, general experience +999.9 billion...

You have been successfully promoted to the world's most popular filth king, general experience +666.6 billion...

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What Tang Junming didn't expect was that in just one joke, all the negative words almost disappeared, and his popularity and popularity increased at a terrifying speed, far exceeding that of before.

This made Tang Junming feel a little distressed. If he had known this earlier, he should have taken out this trick earlier. After all, he has countless jokes about the earth in his head.

As an earth nerd, Duanzi can be said to be an indispensable way of leisure for Tang Junming in the past. It is very happy to be simple and save money, and it can also evoke the flames in my heart from time to time.

The more jokes he watched, the more jokes he remembered, and with the growth of his strength and the improvement of his spiritual strength, Tang Junming slowly discovered that all the things he had seen on earth in his previous life became vivid in his mind bit by bit. All poured out from the depths of memory.

After carefully counting the memorized jokes in my mind, I am afraid that there are no less than tens of thousands. There are so many jokes, enough for Tang Junming to say that it will not be the same for a few months.

Seeing that the effect of the joke is so good, Tang Junming naturally wants to strike while the iron is hot and continue talking.

"The master and the poor monk are holding hands!! (Please use four words to express how you feel at the moment!)"

"Just now at the gym,

Someone asked a fitness trainer: What kind of machine do I need to use if I want to attract beautiful girls? The coach replied: The ATM outside..."

"Which day do men and women fear the most? Men: January 31st Women: December 1st..."

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Soon, the audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV fell into a sea of ​​joy. For a while, no one shouted that Tang Junming was wasting time. Even the other nine players temporarily forgot about the game and listened intently to Tang Junming. Jun Ming said a joke.

Hundreds of TV stations and media websites also slowly focused on Tang Junming, listening to him eloquently talk about jokes. The most important thing is that none of these jokes are repeated, and none of them have appeared in the Blue Star World.

For a time, the serious and serious Xuanyuan Dynasty National High School Competition Ranking Tournament became Tang Junming's personal joke.

Your influence expands, general experience +999.9 billion...

Your influence expands, general experience +888.8 billion...

Your influence expands, general experience +777.7 billion...

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During the period of talking about the jokes, a large amount of general experience increased continuously from Tang Junming's head, and it was quite stable. The general experience earned by him was more than the general experience earned by Tang Junming's meticulously planned pretense. more.

After more than ten hours, Tang Junming actually gained tens of gigabytes of general experience in the process of telling jokes, and the number of fans soared. This unexpected gain made Tang Junming a little shocked.

Thanks to him trying his best to plan the strategy these days, he wanted to use the national high school competition finals to gain enough general experience and fans, but the efforts of the previous days could not catch up with the jokes at the moment.

Sure enough, Duanzi hands are very popular everywhere.

However, the reason why Tang Junming was able to obtain such amazing gains with his jokes is, on the one hand, because the number of viewers of the finals of the national high school competition is too amazing, which is as high as several billions. When Tang Junming finished talking about the jokes, this number had already more than ten billion.

On the other hand, the jokes of the Blue Star World have just appeared, and they have not yet formed a climate. Many people think that the jokes are very fresh, especially the jokes that Tang Junming talks about are from the earth, so it is even more fresh.

Most importantly, Tang Junming brought laughter to everyone.

Combining various reasons, Tang Junming's jokes caused such a sensation, which made many people laugh and cry, and never thought that such a thing would happen in the Xuanyuan Dynasty's national high school competition finals.

Not only that, but this joke made Tang Junming a sensation in the Bright Covenant and Emperor Star Federation, and gained an astonishing number of fans from these two countries, far exceeding the gains of the previous days.

"Tang is so humorous. I didn't expect high school students in Xuanyuan Dynasty to have such a humorous side. I like this kind of man the most."

"No, I'm in love with him, he's my No.1. I'm going to Xuanyuan Dynasty to find him tomorrow."

"In our country, powerful and humorous high school students like Mr. Tang have become extinct."

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Whether it is a resident of the Emperor Star Federation or a resident of the Bright Covenant, because of the different environment and national conditions, they are highly respected by people with a sense of humor. Tang Junming's actions undoubtedly cater to their liking, and make Tang Junming's popularity in these two countries. Popularity also started to explode.

Seeing that today's jokes are about to come to an end, Tang Junming smiled and advertised again: "In the future, I will update the jokes on Qixing from time to time to bring joy and happiness to everyone. If you are interested in my jokes, you can come here. follow me."

"My Qixing account is Tang Junming, and the room number is 88688. It's easy to find. Let's follow it."

At the same time as the advertisement, there are thousands of shadowless sword spirits around Tang Junming to form the advertisement content, and it is also condensed in multiple languages ​​to ensure that all human races around the world can understand it, except for the little dolls.

Unsurprisingly, Tang Junming's attention on Qixing began to increase at a terrifying speed, but the fastest increase turned out to be the residents of Bright Covenant and Xuanyuan Dynasty.

In just tens of minutes, more than 100 million viewers have followed Tang Junming, and the general experience is also advancing by leaps and bounds.

It was not until nearly eighteen hours later that Tang Junming landed in the center of the ring and said to the other nine players, "Please enlighten me!"

The paragraph has been finished, and the time is almost up, so it's time to put on the last wave.

This time, Tang Junming will use the most dazzling posture to climb to the top of the Xuanyuan Dynasty's 108th National High School Competition and get what he wants. ( )