Chapter 2087 The King of Blame

Faced with Stark's suggestion, Alvin opened a space door without any hesitation and entered the Asgard Rainbow Bridge control room.

Heimdall, who always appeared calm and composed in the control room, seemed to have been trampled by a herd of bison, sitting on the ground with his armor in tatters and a bruised face.

Looking at the sudden appearance of Alvin, Heimdall roared angrily. He was about to stand up and fight with Alvin, but there was a crisp "click" sound, and the unlucky God of Dawn could only cover his old waist and start again. On the ground...

Looking at Alvin with an awkward expression and the divine sword in his hand, Hamdall sneered and said, "What are you doing here?"

Feeling the anger in Heimdall's eyes, Alvin awkwardly moved forward to insert the divine sword back into place, then squatted next to Heimdall, squeezing the tall god's shoulders while using his hand with regret. In a tone of voice, he said: "We were all tricked by that bastard Loki!"

Heimdall watched with cold eyes as Alvin made up a story about how he was deceived by the God of Deception in order to get rid of his guilt.

I heard Alvin say that Loki wanted Odin to give birth to a younger sibling for him, so he sent old Odin to the dungeon...

The God of Dawn's white eyes were so frightened that he changed color. He jumped up and grabbed Alvin's shoulders and said, "What is going on? Did you send Odin to the goddess of charm?

Are you crazy? I thought you were just drunk and acting crazy...

How dare you? "

Alvin was stunned for a moment. He stood up, coughed, and said seriously: "Why did you forget? This was Loki's idea, and you are responsible for it!"

As he spoke, Alvin spread his hands, looked at Heimdall with an incredible expression, and said, "Don't look at me like that, I don't know how to use the Rainbow Bridge.

But I seem, probably, may have heard that you seem to have a lot of dissatisfaction with Odin.

But I can understand, what good can an old bastard like Odin do?

You just want to give him some fun in his old age. What does it mean for a retired king to find a mistress who is in jail?

How could he have so few illegitimate children worthy of his noble status? "

Heimdall looked at Alvin who had no psychological burden for falsely accusing him. He stared and pointed at his nose and said in disbelief: "Me?"

"Ang, yes! I don't have any magical power, and the Rainbow Bridge won't listen to me."

Alvin nodded matter-of-factly and said: "Look at what you are like now, you can't hide your tricks from Frigga.

I take a fancy to you and decided to recruit you into the Men's Gang, but I will never help you hide what happened yesterday. "

Heimdall looked at the extremely shameless Alvin, he swallowed hard and said: "You took Stark and Loki to Asgard, injured me and took away my sword.

And then the stupid thing you did ended up being my doing? "

It's rare to meet an honest person at this time, so why not throw dirty water on him? Alvin has begun to do whatever it takes to save his own life!

Looking at the extremely innocent Heimdall, Alvin said seriously: "If it were me, I would spend all my savings to find a lawyer. Facing a group of extremely angry women, what you need is a lawyer who is logically testimony.

I don’t remember anything. The first time I saw the sword in the morning, I wanted to give it to you.

Loki is a good boy, but his problem with drinking needs to be cured..."

Heimdall listened to Alvin's confusing excuses and hints. He stood up with difficulty and said, "Actually, we were all tricked by Loki, right?"

"right!"

"Loki used magic to mess with our minds and make us kill each other, and then he did a lot of bad things, right?"

"Right, that is it!"

"We start correcting our mistakes as soon as we wake up. Although we have made big mistakes, we will not evade our responsibilities, is that okay?"

"Yes! It's just that you started to correct your mistakes when you were sober. I was just assisting you. After all, I didn't drag Loki around when I was drinking, right?"

As Alvin looked at Heimdall with a distorted expression, he said seriously: "You'd better be more generous. You should tell Frigga that you are also responsible for Loki's mistakes and are willing to help Loki." Ji will bear part of the punishment, so Frigga might be more tolerant to you!"

Heimdall looked at Alvin like a god and said, "In other words, you are actually here to help me?"

Alvin felt his shamelessness after hearing this, and said with a dry smile: "It's a bit too much to say I'm helping you, you can understand it as mutual help between friends.

After all, Loki is so bad, telling the truth will help him correct himself! "

Heimdall's waist no longer hurt after hearing this. He looked at Alvin in amazement and said, "I finally understand that being strong is never without a reason!"

Alvin frowned and looked at Heimdall and said, "I think you are sarcastic, but I forgive you!

Can you remember your 'testimony' just now? If not, then you can only use my version.

I always only tell the truth..."

Heimdall carefully weighed the situation and realized that if he did not obey Alvin, he would be primarily responsible for the accident and Loki would be secondary responsible.

But if you follow Alvin, then you will only have a secondary responsibility at best. Loki, the "culprit", should not mind that he is a bad guy...

Thinking of this, the God of Dawn stretched out his hand towards Alvin and said with a strange expression: "It's all Loki's fault, but he is our brother, we will forgive him!"

Alvin reached out and shook Hamdall's hand, then leaned into his ear and whispered: "See if Odin is still angry now. If he's 'cheating', you'd better pretend to be faint now and let the old guy Be 'happy' for a while.

Frigga might forget your mistake by then. After all, if the sky falls, there will still be a tall person holding it up! "

It was the first time Heimdall discussed such an exciting thing with someone. He smacked his lips and leaned in front of Alvin, whispering furtively: "What if Odin is okay?"

Alvin gritted his teeth and made a gesture of slitting his throat, and said fiercely: "It's okay to make him look like he's okay. Is it difficult for you to steal the clothes of that charming goddess?

Think about it, if Odin is good, he will cause trouble for you as soon as he comes out..."

Heimdall looked at Alvin, who had no psychological burden at all for framing Odin, as if he were a ghost. He swallowed and said in disbelief: "Is this how you treat your father-in-law?"

Alvin frowned and looked at Heimdall and said: "As a bastard with two girls, of course I hope I have a 'filthy father-in-law'.

Otherwise, I won’t be able to survive the rest of my life? "

Heimdall looked at Alvin as if struck by thunder...

He is not opposed to polygamy. Asgard is a place where those who are capable eat more and occupy more, and those who are incapable stand aside.

What shocked him was Alvin's shameless spirit, which was willing to kill his friends and bring down his father-in-law.

Realizing that Alvin's expression was becoming more and more natural, Heimdall rushed to the console with his eyes wide open, and activated a rainbow to send Alvin back to Las Vegas.

Stark took a bottle of beer and poured it into his stomach, trying to see if the "resurrection wine" could save his chaotic brain.

Several children crowded outside the door of the room where the Bengal tiger was naked, trying to save the big cat that had half of its teeth knocked out.

It's a pity that the big cat was afraid of being beaten, and now blocked the door with his body, preventing the children from entering.

Little Ginny used hotel sheets to make a "nurse uniform" that looked like the Ku Klux Klan. She pressed her butt against the door of the room anxiously, saying "Ouch, ouch" and trying to squeeze open the door.

After several fruitless attempts, little Ginny rushed to Stark's side with a hole cut out in the sheets, grabbed his hand and shouted: "Godfather, come and see quickly, that big cat is going to die." Already...

We need to find a dentist for it, otherwise Dad will definitely take it back to make Grandpa Cheng drink wine. "

Where does Stark have time to save a big cat right now?

He lay stretched out on the sofa and said in a dying tone: "My dear, let Godfather take a rest. All the bones in my body seem to be broken. Every time I move, my whole body twitches..."

As he spoke, in order to make his injuries look more realistic, Stark twitched twice as if he had epilepsy, and then "fainted".

Opening one eye slightly and looking at little Ginny who was glaring at him fiercely, Stark was just about to let himself fall into a deep coma when he felt a hand grabbing his ankle...

Stark, who was startled, shook his calves and let out a scream. Then he saw a chubby little girl sliding out from under the sofa with a dark circle under her eyes.

Seeing little Morgan, who was wearing a little yellow duck jumpsuit, lying on the ground with the helpless "Captain" in his arms, Stark jumped up in shock and took his daughter into his arms.

Feeling the little girl's domineering uppercut, Stark let out a long sigh, then threw away the fat dog "Captain" in disgust, and kissed little Morgan on the face...

Little Morgan showed no appreciation at all. She grabbed Stark's ears and let out an angry roar, fully expressing her anger at being stuffed under the sofa by Stark yesterday and spending the night there.

Stark looked at the "ferocious-looking" little Morgan. He smiled bitterly and felt the little girl's bulging diaper. Then he sighed helplessly, pressed the bracelet and called Jarvis...

"Jarvis, contact the people at the hotel and ask them to send me a complete set of baby supplies."

As if he had just turned on his phone, Jarvis first contacted someone at the hotel, and then said in a strange tone: "Sir, you have 272 missed communications. Do you want me to transfer them for you?"

The muscles on Stark's face trembled and he said: "Jarvis, how can you block key communications?

There must be something wrong with your system! "

An artificial intelligence as smart as Jarvis cannot understand why his boss would intimidate a computer program...

After a long silence, Jarvis said in a strange tone: "Sir, I made an appointment for myself to have a new body.

If I happened to be 'under surgery', it would make sense for me to malfunction! "

Stark didn't realize that Jarvis had been able to bargain with him. The women's anger that was about to explode had already occupied his mind. Faced with Jarvis's "request", he said seriously: "It must be so, you So irresponsible!"

When Stark shamelessly shirks his responsibility, a scream comes from the bathroom...

"Heimdall, let me go back quickly!"