Chapter 2086 Hangover
Caesar's Palace!
Early the next morning, when Alvin sat up from a tattered sofa, rubbing his sore head.
Looking at the messy presidential suite, Alvin pushed away Stark's big hairy leg on his lap, then held his head and let out a painful groan...
"FUCK what's going on?"
"Dragon blood wine" is indeed the spirit from hell!
The long-awaited bachelor party was completely wiped out and a group of friends were taken away. Frank, the groom-to-be, also betrayed the revolution, leaving Alvin filled with grief.
If you say you can get yourself drunk, you can get yourself drunk. Manhattan Tomahawk is a man of his word...
Seeing Stark sleeping on the other end of the sofa wearing only a pair of shorts, Alvin, who was drunk for the first time, nervously checked his clothes, then let out a long breath, jumped off the sofa and ran to the bathroom. I want to use cold water to wake myself up.
Pushing open the bathroom door, Alvin walked to the basin and was about to turn on the faucet. However, through the mirror in front of him, he saw Loki holding a girl wearing only underwear lying in the luxurious bathtub behind him...
A baby who seemed to be only a few months old was sleeping drunkenly in a stroller with his little mouth pursed.
Smelling the strong smell of "dragon blood wine" in the bathtub, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them seemed to be still alive, Alvin almost felt like he had walked into the scene of a man and woman who committed suicide by drinking alcohol.
Alvin, whose mind was not yet fully awake, picked up a document from the ground beside the bathtub and took a look at it. Then he glanced at the man and woman in the bathtub and murmured to himself: "I must not have woken up yet... …”
As he spoke, he threw away the documents in his hand, then walked to the basin, buried his head in it and rinsed it with cold water for a while.
It wasn't until Alvin heard Loki groaning in pain in the bathtub behind him that he turned back to look at the unfortunate guy sympathetically, then walked out of the bathroom and closed the door for him.
Looking at the ruins of the presidential suite, Alvin sat painfully on a sofa that was still intact, holding his head and said, "What on earth happened?"
When Alvin was lost in thought, he heard the sound of scratching on the door of a guest room not far away.
The heart-wrenching sound made Alvin feel extremely irritated. He stood up suddenly, walked over and opened the door...
A majestic tiger rushed out of it with a vicious wind, its front paws on Alvin's shoulders, and its bloody mouth opened angrily to bite off Alvin's face.
Alvin, who didn't know what was happening, grabbed the tiger's chin fiercely, then lifted the tiger hard and thrust it head down on the ground.
With a bang, the tiger whimpered like an abused kitten, turned around and ran back into the room.
Alvin stretched his head and glanced at the bedroom, which looked like it had been ravaged by more than a dozen huskies. He glared at the Bengal tiger huddled in the corner, and then closed the door heavily.
"what is going on?"
Alvin rubbed his temples vigorously, trying to remember what he had done yesterday?
As a result, he found that his mind was a mess. Occasionally, a few plausible and scary clips popped up, but they made no sense at all. Even Alvin himself couldn't understand what he was doing at the time...
Just when Alvin was confused, there was movement in another room.
Alvin opened the door curiously and took a look, and then he was horrified to see a red magic dragon the size of a wild boar swirling around the sleeping little Ginny, as if he was trying to figure out where to get his mouth.
Alvin didn't know where little Ginny came from. He went up and kicked away the jet dragon, a specialty of hell, and then picked up little Ginny...
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
A wail from the jet dragon woke up the sleeping little Ginny...
Little Ginny opened her eyes and looked at her father's big face, then turned to look at the dragon who was rolling in the corner and crying. She suddenly looked at Alvin in tears and said, "Dad, you have already taken my The handsome dragon was killed..."
The inexplicable Alvin looked at little Ginny in a panic. He glanced at the wailing dragon, and then said helplessly: "What did Dad do yesterday?"
Little Ginny looked at the confused Alvin. She blinked and thought for a moment, then hugged her father's face and kissed her hard. Then she struggled and jumped to the ground, rushed over and hugged the dragon's neck. Looking at Alvin longingly, he said: "Dad, Nick and I made an appointment to be dragon knights together, but you killed the most handsome dinosaur in Jurassic World.
You said you wanted to give me a more handsome dragon..."
As she spoke, little Ginny lowered her head and kissed the dragon with smoke coming from its nostrils. Then she looked at Alvin and said, "Dad, you took me to choose this from the dragon's lair in hell."
After hearing this, Alvin sat on the bed and held his head, recalling a little bit of the scene in Jurassic World yesterday.
Drunk and crazy, he took Stark and Loki to Jurassic World, and kidnapped little Ginny, Nick, Mindy and little Harry...
Recalling the images in his mind, Alvin covered his face in pain...
In front of thousands of people, Manhattan Tomahawk and Iron Man howled like a defeated dog.
Facing a group of frightened women, two men who could influence the world roared angrily...
"If you kidnap our best man, we will kidnap all your flower girls."
At that time, Fox and the others were dealing with a "jailbroken" dinosaur, which was a gift that Fox planned to give to little Ginny. As a result, the drunken Alvin chopped it up with an ax without even asking...
That super dinosaur, which cost hundreds of millions of dollars and was a collection of genes from multiple species, was just put on the gridiron.
The memory suddenly stopped at this point...
Just when Alvin was hammering his head trying to recall more things, Mindy poked her head out from the messy bed, looked at Alvin with an expression like looking at a god, and said: "Principal, you were so majestic yesterday. Got it!
Fox and Hela were so scared that they almost cried..."
Alvin was startled by the little girl who suddenly appeared behind him. He turned back to look at the chubby girl's gloating expression. He snorted majestically and said, "When am I not scary?
What grade are you in now? Did you bring your homework with you when you went out to play?
You are so stupid and don’t know how to work hard. What will you do in the future? "
Mindy looked at Alvin who suddenly "wasn't a human". The little girl cried "Wow", then pulled up the quilt and hid in it and "wailed" as if she had been wronged.
Alvin glared at little Ginny who was making a face. Just as he was about to show off the majesty of the principal, the door to the room was violently kicked open.
"Mindy, what's wrong with you?"
Nick and Harry burst into the room yelling. Seeing Alvin sitting there majestically, the two of them stopped the car instantly as if they suddenly went blind. Then, as if they had entered the wrong room, they helped each other and thought. Gotta get out of here.
Alvin went up and grabbed the two boys by their collars and cursed: "Why are you here too? Isn't Jurassic World fun?"
Nick put the Switch in his back pocket, then looked at Alvin with an innocent expression and said, "Man, even though I was kidnapped by you, I still support you!
Don't worry, if you say you want Fox and the others to lose their flower girl, I will definitely listen to you! "
Alvin looked at little Harry who was serious and nodded in agreement. He threw the two boys onto the big bed, and suppressed Mindy, who was pretending to cry, until she screamed...
Then the amnesiac principal collapsed, holding his head and looking at Nick, and said, "What else did I do yesterday?"
Nick touched the Switch on his body and decided to forget about Alvin leading him to rob a game store in Las Vegas last night.
Seeing Alvin's distressed expression, Nick rolled his eyes and said, "You didn't do anything? You just took us around a few places. We had a lot of fun yesterday!"
Alvin looked at Nick who looked guilty. He knew that he must have done a lot of stupid things yesterday, but suddenly he found that Richard was missing. Alvin asked curiously: "Where is Richard? Didn't I kidnap him?" ?”
Nick shrugged and said, "You thought Richard was too big and left him in Los Angeles to be with his dad.
Richard was extremely happy because you conveniently beat up the 'Pyro Man' who was causing trouble for his father. "
Alvin shook his head painfully and said, "Is there anyone else in the room? How many places did we go yesterday?"
Nick clapped his fingers and said, "You take us to hell and find a new mount for little Ginny.
Then you took us to Los Angeles and had a fight with Superman on the Walk of Fame. You beat Clark Kent to a pulp!
Then you left Richard behind and brought us here..."
Alvin looked at Nick's vague expression and knew that this kid was not telling the truth completely.
Just when he wanted to ask a few more questions, there was a "crackling" sound outside the door.
Alvin glared at Nick and the others, telling the boys to stay here honestly, and then walked out of the room and watched Stark retching while rushing to the kitchen to turn on the faucet and drink water desperately.
Looking at a giant sword lying behind the sofa, Alvin let out a long and painful sigh.
With a glimmer of hope, Alvin walked over and picked up the sword, and found that it was Heimdall's sword used to control the Rainbow Bridge.
Imagining the scene of several angry women taking a large group of people on a plane to chase him, Alvin collapsed and wailed, shouting to the dizzy Stark: "Man, let's go to hell for a while, you What do you think?
What we did yesterday is enough to send us to hell a hundred times! "
Stark looked at Alvin with red eyes, he burped, gave a thumbs up to Alvin, and then said stutteringly: "You have proven that you are a tough guy!
You used the Rainbow Bridge to send Odin into the dungeon of Asgard, where he was locked up with the enchantress.
Frigga said she was going to kill you, but I guess she was joking! "
Stark said with admiration: "I think Odin will be very happy!
Discussing the joy of father-in-law, you are the most powerful one I have ever seen! "
Alvin looked at Stark in horror and said, "Is this really what I did?
Why do I think only Loki can do this kind of thing? "
Stark pursed his lips and nodded, and said, "If you return the sword now, it's probably still too late to get Heimdall to change his confession!"