Chapter 2014 Foundation
Tony Stark and Norman Osborn are enough to steal the spotlight. They are wearing women's clothes, and they are indeed so ugly that people can't bear to take a closer look.
Originally, people thought that Manhattan Tomahawk would perform a similar performance, but who knew that he would actually wear heavy makeup and a wedding dress.
Mr. Tomahawk's emotional life is a drama that everyone in the world knows about.
An explosively sexy female gunner and a noble alien queen.
Alvin monopolized two dazzling stars!
It is no exaggeration to say that 90% of men in the world look forward to hearing the news that Alvin has overturned his car one day.
This time was originally an opportunity!
A man can never please two women at the same time in a wedding-related occasion.
But when Manhattan Tomahawk puts on a wedding dress herself, things seem, maybe, maybe, probably, to be a little different.
Anyway, although the faces of these two real ladies are stern, everyone can feel the smile in their eyes.
Especially the barefooted Alvin. When he paused and turned around, when he used his feet to touch the ticklish spot on his legs, his legs were completely exposed due to the fucking movements of his son and daughter behind him.
On the big screen in front of the catwalk, upskirt footage taken by a dirty photographer was displayed, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Alvin angrily raised his middle finger at the obscene photographer in the audience, swearing in his mouth, and at the same time turned his head and cast a warning look at a few careless children.
Little Ginny wore a dirty white dress, wrinkled her little nose and stuck out her tongue at her father, as if her clean father had left his team.
Along with the melodious music, Alvin walked to the end of the T stage with painful steps.
He took a prepared microphone and said with a smile to the laughing crowd around him: "I know you are all waiting to see my joke..."
As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the two "handsome gentlemen" and said with a smile: "Happiness always attracts jealous eyes. After all, others cannot enjoy my treatment."
"Shh..."
Facing the boos from the audience and the eye rolls of the two gentlemen, Alvin said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, you can be jealous of me, because I am worthy of your jealousy.
Until I die, I will be as happy as I am now!
After all, even if I get beaten, you won't be able to see it! "
Facing the roar of laughter from the audience, Alvin took the microphone and looked around and said, "You guys really won't understand that although I'm wearing a wedding dress that makes my legs itchy, at this moment I'm free of 'scum' Male' title.
After all, I am a ‘girl’ now…”
Fox knew that Alvin had something to say, so she held Alvin's chin and shook it with a frivolous gesture, then stepped up and kissed him on the lips.
Hela rolled her eyes, turned around, picked up little Ginny who was making faces in front of the camera, and walked backstage with her head held high.
Nick looked at Fox with a sympathetic expression. He opened his arms generously to indicate that there was another child here. As a result, Fox pressed his head and put his head on Mindy's butt.
Alvin angrily motioned to Richard to drag away Nick, who was beaten again. He smiled at several male stars of average height in the audience and said: "Don't find someone as tall as my girlfriend, otherwise every time When you kiss, it makes the situation very awkward.
Of course, if you were very beautiful, that would be another story. "
As Alvin pulled the tight wedding dress in annoyance, he said helplessly: "Fortunately, I insisted on not wearing makeup today. Stark and Osborne looked really terrible.
In the future, when today's video is played over and over again, those guys who yearn for women's clothing but are too embarrassed to try it can cross this attempt off their bucket list.
I can tell you responsibly that unless it makes the people you love happy, or you just like women’s clothing, otherwise you are looking for trouble.
Sweeping the gauze against my thighs always made me feel like there were a few bugs inside. "
The big screen showed Alvin's awkward posture of clasping his thighs and buttocks, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.
Alvin once again raised his middle finger at the wretched cameraman, then coughed slightly and said, "As to why we did this today? I believe everyone has some guesses.
The guys from the United Nations found my student Julie. I don't know what they told Julie, but now that Julie has decided to take over the position of spokesperson for the Women's and Children's Fund, we 'family' will support her. . "
As he spoke, Alvin glanced around and found the United Nations officials sitting not far away. He stretched out his finger and pointed at them, and said with a smile: "Guys, you are in luck.
Today, all the wealthy people are sitting here, and we are here to raise Julie’s first donation after taking office.
Don't get excited, this money will not be transferred to you. After all, we are not familiar with each other. People in Hell's Kitchen will not give money to someone they are not familiar with.
But a new 'Julie Fund' will be established today..."
In the seat of the United Nations officials, a middle-aged woman with glasses stood up and took the lead in applauding, saying: "Although it makes us uncomfortable when you say this, I am still willing to support Miss Julie Winston's career.
She can relate to so many women and children who are suffering, and she will be..."
Alvin waved his hand to interrupt her emotional narration before she could finish speaking.
Looking at the middle-aged woman's puzzled expression, Alvin smiled and said: "Suffering should not be mentioned repeatedly, regardless of whether that person cares or not, regardless of whether that person has really let go of the past.
A scar is a scar, it may not hurt anymore, but the memories will always be there.
No matter what she went through, no matter what your purpose is in letting her speak for you, I just hope the outcome is good.
Julie is a girl from Hell's Kitchen, and she doesn't fit into your mold at all.
I asked Julie backstage just now, what do you want to do?
She told me with a smile that she hoped that every woman and child who suffered could have a place where they could turn for help.
She hopes that men who are in trouble in their lives will also have a place to turn.
She believes that living with dignity and providing every child with a good education is an effective way to alleviate such bad things from happening.
To be honest, I felt extremely proud at the time. I actually had such a student? "
As Alvin looked at the silent United Nations officials, he smiled and said: "Obviously your approach is not suitable for Julie!
You care about the rights of women and children around the world, but you can't even convince men in rural India to build toilets for women. The people you care about don't even know how to contact you.
Of course I know the efforts you have made, and I also understand the difficulties you face...
But that goes against the style of Hell’s Kitchen!
We are action people! "
A dark-skinned Indian star suddenly stood up and said loudly: "What will you do? Bring machine guns and RPGs to India or the Middle East to save women who are treated as livestock?"
Alvin frowned at the guy and said, "You seem to know the style of Hell's Kitchen very well? When your wife asks us for help, this is what we will do!"
But what you just said has nothing to do with us. It is a problem for the governments of various countries.
If those countries themselves don’t care about their women, why should we worry about them?
Hell’s Kitchen doesn’t believe in tears. I only help people who want to save themselves and try to avoid the tragedy that ‘Road Bull’ just said happens again.
We only accept requests for help from victims, and it has nothing to do with politics or belief. We don’t make big claims, we only do what we think is right. "
The man just now did not give up, but asked a little excitedly: "In other words, as long as the victim finds you, you will respond?
Even if she is in India? In the Middle East? In Eastern Europe? in Africa?
If that's the case, I can write the check right away, how about $10 million?
I can give the same number every year, and as long as the foundation is running smoothly, I can even increase the donation amount year by year. "
Alvin frowned and looked at the Indian man, with a strange expression and said: "Actually, what I wanted to say at the beginning is that we will provide legal consultation to those who are trying to seek help.
Man, you seem to be eager to watch us bring guns and guns to liberate those women. Isn't this a bit exaggerated?
You should go to the person at the table next to you, that's their job! "
"NO NO NO......"
The Indian man waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, that's not the case. I believe what you just said. I believe education is the way to change everything, but many people simply can't wait.
I don't trust politicians who just want to attract people's attention. They will only care about those people when they need the attention of voters.
I only believe in people who do practical things!
Those who have been hurt need people who do practical things. Many of them simply can't wait!
I have funded many "marriage escape" organizations in India, as well as many women's rights organizations, but the actual effect is not great at all.
Because they have nowhere to go! "
Alvin saw that this man was about to divert the topic this time. He shook his head helplessly and said, "Man, you look like a person with a story, but I can't ruin Julie's plan.
We are not God and we cannot save everyone.
If I agree to your request, Julie will need to prepare an army.
Brother, you are a rich man. If you feel the need, I can introduce you to the guys from the Demon Hunter Guild. They can do a lot of things for money.
Because of your enthusiasm, I can ask them to give you a good discount.
They don't kill people casually, but saving people must be among their services.
If your rescue targets are really determined enough, I can even provide alien immigration services when necessary. "
Alvin smiled, waved his hand, and said, "But these things have nothing to do with Julie, she has her own ideas, and I am only responsible for ensuring that her ideas are implemented.
Provide legal advice and necessary protection to those who want to flee...
Provide a last chance for families that are on the verge of being broken up but still have warmth...
To provide support to children who do not have the opportunity to receive an education...
Guys, this isn't a war, at least it shouldn't be Julie's war! "