Chapter 2012 Unique

Zach watched Anton walk over with a wig and the enchanting steps he had just learned. He laughed so hard that he almost threw off his puppet headgear.

Putting Julie on the ground, Zach fulfilled his duty as a bodyguard. He opened his arms to block the front, smiled at a group of hungry wolf team members and shouted: "You can't harass Julie.

Guys, this is the backstage. There are so many beauties here. How many times in your life will you have the opportunity to walk into a place like this openly? "

When the short and stocky "Roadhog" who looked like a murderer heard this, he stared and said: "The girls here are not good-looking. They are all too thin. Why are the Kardashian sisters not here? I don't dislike them. old age……"

Anton, who was wearing a wig, skillfully exchanged phone numbers with a supermodel, then looked with disdain at Roadhog, who looked even older than LeBron James, and said: "You look like you are retired. Those Girls with big butts are not for you.”

"Roadhog" raised his middle finger at Anton in dissatisfaction, then adjusted his bunny girl costume with difficulty, and said: "You know what the hell, I'm very popular in college!

Oh, my God, this outfit is so painful. Why does this damn thing always go into my butt? I used to think bikinis were very exciting, but now I find that this thing is... It blew my balls out. "

Lightning William, who was wearing a red skirt, smiled mischievously and stretched out his hand to tug on "Roadhog"'s tight pants. The moment he let go, the extremely elastic pants hit "Roadhog" on the buttocks, causing him to let out a painful cry. Wail.

This big man who looked like a cube jumped so high with his buttocks covered. After landing, he desperately pulled out the tight pants that were stuck in his buttocks, and then angrily chased after William, causing a commotion backstage.

When Steve and Sol walked over with Peter and Harry in their arms, Julie almost died from laughter.

Looking at the two Aunt King Kong who can run horses on their arms, holding two "little red riding hoods", they look like human traffickers who want to sell little girls.

Julie covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Coach, what on earth are you doing?

The TV people are going crazy! "

Steve smoothed his long blond hair indifferently and said with a smile: "We think you are doing a great thing, so we decided to prepare a few programs to make the wealthy people below laugh and encourage them. They give generously.”

As he spoke, Steve looked at Gwen and Mary Jane leading a group of cheerleaders wearing small suits and long-handled umbrellas. He smiled and said: "I hope that by doing this, we can make those guys who love to fight with their wives and children realize Get something.

People are under enough pressure, so let’s not use tragedies to impress them.

Burlesque has the same effect! "

Julie didn't know whether it was touching or funny. These people had tried their best for their careers and they no longer cared about their own image.

A serious discussion about domestic violence will become more memorable because of their funny cross-talk. And it will often be used as a joke in the future, but every time laughter appears, people will think of why?

Julie didn't know what she should say. She looked at the unlucky guys whose skirts were ruined and squatted on the ground laughing...

People in the venue heard laughter in the background, and they didn't know what was going on.

When the last professional model finished the whole process and received applause from the audience, the atmosphere in the venue became heated, and they were waiting for the final climax.

Those Hell's Kitchen girls who entered with the "wild cards" are the ones who matter!

As a burst of soothing music played, a couple walked out from the background, making the audience gasp.

JJ, who looked like a black bear, wore a yellow auntie skirt into a nightclub-style tight-fitting style. She took the lead in taking the stage with her arms around Temple, who was wearing a sexy nurse uniform.

Wearing a Monroe-style wig, red lips, and a bursting chest, JJ was walking halfway when she took out a piece of paper from her skirt and showed it around.

"She won't let me wear a wedding dress. I'm so scared. Come and save me!"

Jimmy Ferron watched Temple teach the "disobedient" JJ with an iron fist. He covered his chest, pressed the communicator and said loudly: "I knew it, I knew it, Hell's Kitchen would never let him go again." People are disappointed!

The camera takes close-ups of the people on stage and doesn't miss their every move.

Remember to capture those who are smiling the happiest, I probably know what they want to do, there is big news today! "

With the whole audience laughing, JJ returned to the backstage like a winner. He raised his hands and shouted to the partygoers in the back: "It's nothing. If the TV station is willing to pay me, I can still do it." Go up and walk around a few times.”

Temple, the black nurse, stuck her middle finger into JJ's face and said, "Remember to ask John Wigger to get the house cleaning costs back, or I'll shove those motorcycle parts up your ass."

JJ stared at Temple, pinched his throat and said, "Oh, you are doing domestic violence. You can't do this to me. I will sue you."

Matt Murdock, who was wearing Catwoman's tight suit, instinctively wanted to find his guide cane. He smiled bitterly and said to JJ: "Man, you have to protect yourself, maybe I need to file a lawsuit with myself first.

It is illegal to force my boyfriend to wear such clothes. I feel very insecure now. "

The female killer Erica is wearing a British suit, with oily hair and a pink face, and has a bit of a yuppie style.

Faced with Matt's accusation, Erica reached out to help Matt hold up the silicone on his chest, then patted the half of his butt that was exposed in the air, and said with a smile: "Don't do this, you will get used to it. Anyway, I can’t see either, does it matter to you what you wear?”

Matt felt the coolness on his big hairy legs. He shook his head sadly and said, "Although I can't see it, I can feel it. This thing makes me very uncomfortable.

The makeup artist said it was women's clothing, but I think there must be something wrong here.

What is that thin line inside my butt? Humans shouldn't wear stuff like this. "

Amid the laughter of the people around her, Erica pulled Matt onto the T stage. As she walked, she whispered: "You usually like me to wear this, so why aren't you happy when it's on you?" ?”

Ma Qiqi walked onto the stage with his buttocks twisted in the face of laughter. When he reached the middle position, he took out a piece of paper and held it in his hand.

"I'm always forced to do things I don't want to do, and I'm scared!"

The moment Matt left, Frank, with his black face covered in gun oil, couldn't wait to pull Shirley up and walked up.

This tough guy felt that he couldn't stay for a minute in the backstage where the demons were dancing. Every "girl" who passed by them would look at him with contempt, as if wearing a Scottish skirt was such a shame.

He decided to end this nightmare as soon as possible, and then hid in a quiet place. As long as the media heat disappeared, he would not come out for a day.

The beaming Shirley didn't mind Frank's slightly unsociable behavior at all. The fact that this tough guy could do it to this extent had already proven his true intentions. It was no longer interesting to completely break through his psychological bottom line.

Frank's personality makes it impossible for him to walk around with disgusting signs like JJ did.

Shirley, who was wearing a suit and a big beard, thoughtfully took on the task of holding signs...

"Women who are infertile are only qualified to do farm work. I will want to beat you every time I drink!"

As the comical catwalk of the three would-be couples came to an end, the audience on the sidelines finally felt something.

This is not just a drag burlesque show, but a protest!

Jimmy Ferron was almost crazy with excitement. He held up the microphone and walked up to Prince William and Princess Kate, who had already realized the problem, and said, "Hello Kate, do you want to say something?"

Kate was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stood up and clapped hard at Shirley's back. The pressure on the royal family to have children is much greater than that on ordinary families.

Faced with Shirley’s ironic slogan, Kate looked at the camera and said: “Having children is a woman’s right, but it is never an obligation.

The life born because of 'love' is the most beautiful!

Women are not fertility machines, and it is not their fault that they cannot have children.

Divorce is also a good option if you can't accept it. Accusing or punching is the worst and is an action that should go to jail. "

When Jimmy Feren wanted to ask a few more questions to ignite the topic, Norman Osborne circled the venue on a flying skateboard, and finally landed next to the live DJ.

After squeezing the DJ away with all his strength, Norman Osborne took off his biological armor, revealing a creepy Gothic lolita suit.

The old guy was ugly to begin with, and he wore dark lolita clothes, which made everyone stare.

Faced with the gasps from the audience, Norman Osborne frowned tightly for a moment, then raised a sign...

"Please don't come into my room, please don't hit me, I will be very obedient!"

When the whole audience exclaimed, Norman Osborne retched to the side and vigorously pushed up the music volume on the DJ stand in front of him.

A burst of cheerful music sounded, and the players of the Hungry Wolves and the cheerleaders danced cheerfully and ran onto the stage together!

Scenes from the musical Singin' in the Rain were recreated by a group of people in another form.

After a solo dance by Mary Jane, who was wearing a black suit, the music switched to intense electronic music.

The boys of Hungry Wolf found a comfortable rhythm. They formed a queue and danced a very rhythmic street dance.

The cheerleaders in suits also waved umbrellas and joined in the rhythm, suppressing the enthusiasm of the "girls" with even more beautiful movements.

When the "girls" realized that they really couldn't jump, they lowered their heads and retreated to one side, while the cheerleaders walked to the other side with their heads held high.

When people thought there was a gap in the song and dance, Stark and Pepper fell from the sky in steel suits.

One meter above the ground, Stark's suit suddenly disintegrated, leaving Stark, who was worth only 20 yuan, on the ground.

Pepper slowly took off his steel suit, revealing his slender figure in a suit. He raised his head proudly, as if unwilling to pay attention to the cheap Stark.

As if he had become the protagonist of a tragedy, Stark covered his face and crawled into the group of "girls".

When the classic music of "Moulin Rouge" played, "they" danced to please men.

Stark also sang with a voice like a broken gong!