Chapter 1591 Interesting Soul, Little Guest
Frank looked at Alvin with a little cold sweat on his head, sincerely wanting to seek some help.
Even Stark and Pepper cast curious glances at Alvin when they heard this question...
Alvin shook his head indifferently and said: "The reason why many people always make things worse is because they 'can't speak'!
Of course, people who truly love each other will always overcome all kinds of difficulties and deal with all kinds of troubles...
When necessary, it seems not difficult at all to show tolerance for the people you love...
However, "tolerance" shows that you subconsciously think that the other person is wrong. You only show "tolerance" because you feel that you cannot correct the other person's mistakes.
As a gentleman, to allow this situation to occur shows that we are not qualified...
It is our duty to let women embark on the right path of happiness! "
Stark looked at Alvin, who was boasting loudly, and said with disdain: "You are just a talkative bastard!
Many people used to call me a bastard, but then I realized that I am a galaxy far behind you.
If anyone calls me a bastard in the future, I will take your photo on their face..."
Frank nodded in agreement after hearing this. He had only questioned the principal's mathematics level before, but he was tricked into losing face in front of his son.
This guy is indeed a bastard, and he is the best of those bastards who never stop seeking revenge!
Alvin glanced at Stark and Frank with contempt, and said contemptuously: "Let women be happy, what does it have to do with whether I am a bastard or not?
Like we should give ladies first…
This is demeanor, this is a display of ability!
This is the Manhattan Tomahawk, different from you losers! "
As he spoke, Alvin looked at Stark and said with disdain: "You venomous bastard who thinks you are humorous, do you really want to discuss this with me?
Using your 'money skills' to pick up girls is not a skill!
In my eyes, you are just a little boy being taken care of by Pepper...
Oh, did I reveal the secret..."
While Alvin was talking, little Ginny was holding a plate, pulling his arm impatiently, and said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, turn it over quickly, I only want it to be 70% done, otherwise it won't taste good..."
You need to give me more sauce and chili..."
Alvin smiled and turned over the half-cooked steak, then shoveled off the dry onion residue on the iron plate, and poured a little cooking oil on it again...
When the aroma of the steak gradually subsides, brush it with the secret sauce...
The texture of the snake meat is delicate and the sauce cannot be completely absorbed, but this is enough.
Picking up two pieces of finished meat steak and putting them into little Ginny's bowl, Alvin winked at her and said with a smile: "This is a reward for the hardworking girl...
My baby did a lot of great things today, be sure to eat more! "
Little Ginny, who had turned into black briquettes, grinned and showed her small white teeth, and said a little embarrassedly: "Dad, we all did it together...
Nick and Richard are the most powerful, and I am the second most powerful, hehe..."
Alvin smiled and slapped the little girl on the butt, ignored her calculation method, and asked her to go eat quickly...
Then Alvin glared at Nick, who was about to move, and said: "Don't move, tough guy!
Your brain needs these smokes to give you a pick-me-up! "
Nick didn't have the patience to stay by the stove for a long time. He pretended that he had intermittent deafness, neatly unplugged the plug from his leg and ran after little Ginny...
"Ginny, give Gourmet Nick a piece to try, and I'll rate Alvin's craftsmanship..."
Alvin glanced at Frank helplessly, then pushed Stark and said, "Go and make the hair dryer spin, otherwise none of us will be able to eat..."
Unhappily, Stark went over and fiddled with it a few times, replaced the power supply with a small battery, and let the hair dryer worth several hundred dollars start to work...
Frank watched Alvin shovel the iron plate clean again, brush it with animal fat and sprinkle it with onions. He hesitated, then helped to get a few new slices of meat steak and put them on the iron plate...
"What on earth should I say?
I can't stay silent forever!
It doesn't feel good at all to always be treated like a fool who needs to be accommodated. "
Faced with Frank's question, even Stark cheered up...
We are all adults and understand many truths.
But when many truths are really combined with women's "problems", they become a headache.
Especially Frank and Stark, these are two straight men who don’t have enough desire to survive...
Straight men generally subconsciously ignore women's real needs. This is why straight men must be rich or talented to find a good girlfriend...
Unless he is so lucky that he can meet one interesting soul among thousands of flowers...
This kind of person is so lucky that it makes people jealous!
But who in the ordinary world would expect to make a living on the "Lotto"?
There is a woman, and she is alive, which is good!
Alvin gave a funny look at Frank, who was not a "Punisher" at all...
This guy's cautious look is indeed pitiable...
After a slight hesitation, Alvin glanced at Pepper, who had been watching the "good show", and said with a smile: "Beauty, you can ask me a question that Stark can never answer well...
I can let you enjoy the treatment of the principal's wife, of course it is only temporary..."
As he spoke, Alvin looked at Fox, who was walking over with a plate, and said with a smile: "Because there is someone who sucked all my enthusiasm away...
I can only improvise a little to let these two guys know how we should answer the question! "
Stark held Frank's shoulders, made an expression as if he wanted to vomit, and said, "Man, how did you hold back from vomiting?
Isn't it hard to be a neighbor with such a bastard?
There are several nice villas near my estate...
If you want to move, I can sponsor all your furniture and electronic equipment.
Alvin is a disgrace to men. I kind of regret having a wedding on the same day as him!
This bastard is going to steal our spotlight! "
The studious Frank glanced at Stark and said in a deep voice: "But Fox and Pepper both admired him...
Although I also feel nauseous, there must be some problem that we don't know about.
Why do these women like to hear such disgusting ‘lies’? "
Stark said a little unhappy after hearing this: "Because women are superficial animals...
So I used to be more willing to date women who loved money and good reputation, because their 'practicality' always kept me awake. "
I glanced at Stark with a sour face...
Pepper didn't know what was going on. She suddenly held her belly with a childish expression, looked at Alvin who was hugging Fox for a kiss, and said in a disgusting tone: " Dear, do you think I have gained weight recently?
Mine actually found that I have a small belly..."
After hearing this, Alvin suppressed goosebumps all over his body...
He blinked and looked up and down at Pepper, who was wearing high-waisted jeans and riding high...
Gently holding Fox's right hand that might be holding a gun, Alvin looked at Pepper who seemed a little shy and said in a deep voice: "Baby, it's not good to lie..."
Where is your belly?
Below your chest are your legs. Where does your belly come from? "
As he spoke, Alvin turned the steak over with a shovel, allowing the aroma to be fully exposed to the air, and then said: "You need to eat more...
Your long legs are taking up part of your body, so you need adequate nutrition! "
Stark watched Pepper trembling with laughter amid Alvin's nonsense...
He grabbed Frank in annoyance and said, "Am I going to have to lie to my girl in the future?
Because it seems like this can make them happy?
The world must be crazy. Don’t women like upright men? "
Frank glanced at Stark, hesitated, and said: "I think a rich and upright man will still be liked by women...
Apparently you just 'have money'...
But it’s too difficult for me to talk nonsense like Alvin every day. He talks more nonsense in a day than I talk in a month.
This is how to do?
I almost wanted to stab him just now...
Could it be that one day I will become something I hate? "
Alvin kissed Fox on the lips, who was half-smiling, and then said with a smile: "Actually, I just lied!
I only had you in my eyes just now..."
Fox looked at Pepper, whose face suddenly turned ugly. She smiled, hammered Alvin on the body, and said, "You bastard..."
Alvin poured sauce on the steak on the iron plate nonchalantly, and then said with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment!"
Fox glanced at the roof of the RV and said with a smile: "This 'hook snake' steak is good. You'd better make more of it. We have a lot of guests..."
Alvin nodded with a smile and said: "I know, and I especially like greedy guests...
This is the best affirmation for my craftsmanship!
We shouldn’t stay in the snow area for too long. ‘Dabai’ has been extremely beautiful these two days. We have to go see those panda beauties early...
Don’t let ‘Dabai’ give up, it will never stop! "
Fox smiled and nodded...
After putting down the plate in her hand, she turned around and pulled Pepper, who was looking for something hot, and threw it in Alvin's face, and left...
Alvin lowered his head and glanced at the delicate porcelain plate placed on the edge of the stove...
The porcelain plate reflected the picture on the top of the RV, where there was a little monster with a round head and a round head, looking at him furtively...
The small little guy was lying on the top of the RV, his saliva drawing several funny marks along the exterior of the RV.
Alvin couldn't tell exactly what the little monster looked like, but it had a round head, scales on its body, and no horns on its head...
A pair of immature front paws grasped the edge of the RV, as if to prevent herself from falling, and as if she was worried that she could not control her appetite and expose herself...
Alvin probably guessed who this guest was.
It's really like what Wu Fengji said before, he may not have the heart to hurt this kind of creature!
Put the cooked steak on the plate...
Alvin looked at Frank, who was still entangled, and he smiled and said: "Go and send it to your baby...
There's nothing disgusting about this!
Do you think those women don't know you're lying?
What they want is not your truth, but they want you to say 'love her'!
Generally, women who fall in love are mentally abnormal...
As a gentleman, you must accommodate them! "
Frank listened, he picked up the plate and nodded with difficulty, and said: "But how long will this take?
Has it been like this all your life?
Shirley was not like this before she was pregnant. This situation is too difficult..."
Alvin shook his head indifferently and said: "The length of time for this kind of thing varies from person to person...
When you start to feel that the other person is an extra piece of flesh on your body that is burdensome and hurts after being cut, you can boldly tell her the truth...
But I am determined to have an interesting soul, and it is my ideal to make the people around me happy.
How many years has that old scoundrel Professor Wales made his wife happy?
I decided to surpass him!
With great power comes great responsibility! Ha ha! "
As he spoke, Alvin rearranged the iron plate, put a few pieces of "Hook Snake" steaks on it, then looked at Frank and said, "Let's eat something quickly, and then I'll see if I can entertain our little guests."
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