Chapter 1589 Alvin’s Mathematics

Shangqi and Richard fell into a "fixed situation" among the corpses of "hook snakes"...

Alvin learned from Wu Fengji that it would take some time for "Chilong" to grow, so he put down his thoughts and prepared to treat everyone to a dinner...

Killing all those "hook snakes" is not difficult for Alvin now!

Now that it is confirmed that the evolution of "Hooked Snake" is related to the "Origin Pearl", then as long as "Chilong" is born and sweeps Namtso with Thunder Cloud Storm, the task will be completed.

Those "hooked snakes" are also living creatures. As long as the current is enough, it is not difficult to kill them!

Alvin still had to think about how to get the meat of the "hook snake", so he let Shang Qi and Richard stay on the shore to "settle".

Jessica volunteered to stay and was responsible for guarding these two "unconscious" guys.

Nick was encouraged, and he led a few children to start carrying stones, preparing to build a suitable stove and help Alvin build a teppanyaki...

Everything can be simmered, which is the most proficient cooking skill Alvin has mastered.

Anyway, no matter what it is, as long as the sauce is in place, it won’t taste too bad...

Alvin estimates that "Hook Snake" will be no exception...

Wu Fengji dragged Wu Lie and Lin Hai and ran to an open space some distance away from the camp, seemingly preparing to teach them some "secrets"...

Alvin and Frank took daggers and picked out a few large pieces of crystal clear snake meat from the pile of "Hooked Snake" corpses.

Seeing Wu Fengji and the others acting sneakily, Alvin touched Zhang Qiang next to him unhappily and said, "Are your presidents usually so stingy?

Is she still afraid that I will secretly learn her kung fu?

I guess it is this kind of stubborn thought of self-preservation that has led to the loss of China’s inheritance. Why can’t you learn a lesson...

As the president of such a large organization, this performance really disappoints me!

What's the point of hiding it?

Do you think I've ever been so stingy? "

Zhang Qiang has been contacting the personnel at the rear. There are so many "hook snake" corpses here that must be properly disposed of.

Alvin and his gang are all "gods" who are invulnerable to all poisons, but this is not the case for other people in the snow area.

If so many "hooked snake" corpses are allowed to pile up here, how many years will it take for Namtso to digest them?

Hearing a chuckle from the phone, Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin who kept complaining in annoyance...

He hung up the phone, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Brother, our president wants to have a quiet word with his juniors, so naturally he needs to find a quiet place.

When did we become self-conscious?

Kung Fu also depends on the person!

I have a bookshelf of ‘Martial Arts Secrets’ at home, and I didn’t pass the Xiong Jun exam in the end!

This thing depends on talent, hard work, and even a little bit of fate...

Our Sharpshooter Club rented a channel on the TV station...

Various health tips and Kung Fu analysis are broadcast every day, but some people must watch it and be interested...

The main reason for the loss of inheritance is not "preserving the lost broom" at all, but the disappearance of a kind of energy.

What's more important is that modern human technology has completely replaced inheritance...

We have guns, we have machinery...

Who has the time to think about those inheritances? "

Alvin cut off a piece of crystal snake meat with force, and after neatly picking out a few bone spurs, he looked at Zhang Qiang and said, "You guys created the 'Health Channel'?

You bastards specialize in deceiving old men and women. Are you embarrassed?

Since having experts like you, the happiness of my circle of friends has dropped by 30 percentage points.

Tell me the truth, are Angelica sinensis, wolfberry, and Cordyceps sinensis specifically promoted by you to make money? "

After Zhang Qiang heard this, he looked inexplicably at Alvin who was "talking nonsense" and changing the subject...

He said funny: "What the hell are you talking about?

What's wrong with recommending some health-preserving stuff?

Although our experts’ research on ‘inheritance’ is not in-depth enough, they are still qualified to guide a person on how to maintain health.

Increasing the life span of residents is a good thing that benefits the country and the people! "

Alvin squinted at Zhang Qiang and said maliciously: "It would only be considered a good thing if everyone retired at the age of 55!"

Zhang Qiang was stunned when Alvin choked him, and in the end he had no choice but to surrender...

Zhang Qiang bowed his hands to the big boss who couldn't afford to offend, and said helplessly: "Let's not talk about this, okay?

A team will come over later to clean up the corpses of these hook snakes. You should have no objection, right? "

Alvin glanced at Zhang Qiang with disdain, then waved his hand generously and said: "No problem, 100 yuan per kilogram, you can give me a discount!

Remember to exchange some cash for me. I haven't slept on banknotes yet. I have to feel it no matter what this time!

It is said that the 'money bed' can increase a man's personal charm, I will try it when the time comes..."

Zhang Qiang just did a little mental calculation and was shocked by Alvin's greed...

There are more than 800 30-meter-long "hook snakes", each of which is basically more than 5 tons, which costs 400 million. Who can sell meat and become a billionaire at one time?

"Brother, I won't care if you do this. Can you keep it for yourself and eat it slowly?

4,000 tons of hook snake costs 100 yuan per kilogram. Can we settle the bill in lira? "

Alvin frowned and looked at the stingy Zhang Qiang, and said unhappily: "Is 40 million a lot?

Without so many, how can I set up my banknote bed?

Brother, you are also a big shot, are you embarrassed to bargain for such a small amount of money?

Let me tell you, a bastard in the Avengers spends more than this amount of money on suits every year..."

Zhang Qiang was shocked by Alvin's "unpredictable" arithmetic, and then nodded hurriedly and said: "Then let's do it, 4,000 tons, 100 yuan per kilogram, I will give you 40 million...

When you arrive in Sichuan, I will have someone deliver it to you.

Sichuan girls are hotter, which is where you show your charm..."

Alvin frowned after hearing this, wiped his greasy hands on Zhang Qiang's body, and said, "Although what you said makes sense, I always feel like I'm at a disadvantage...

No, I have to raise the price!

50 million, otherwise I will drag these hook snakes back, freeze them, and send them to the school cafeteria to beat the teeth of the children.

They are all little tigers. It is the time when their bodies are growing, so they will grow faster if they eat something good! "

Zhang Qiang is well versed in marketing psychology. He pulled Alvin’s arm with a grimace and said painfully: “No…

40 million, we have sorted out these hook snakes and will airlift a few tons to you.

Even your school can’t digest this much snake meat.

I want these to be made into cans and sent to the frontline combat troops. You will not use them at all.

The flesh and blood of these ancient demons are indeed greatly replenished, but overdoing it will be counterproductive! "

Alvin squinted at Zhang Qiang and said in a daze: "You are actually still studying how to eat these things?

I have heard before that when the ancients studied the Classic of Mountains and Seas, they were studying recipes...

Do you have any secret recipes or something? Send me one and I'll agree. "

Zhang Qiang had a righteous expression on his face and said seriously: "With every additional food ingredient, people have another source of energy intake.

Originally, this thing is the result of our accumulation over thousands of years, but since you are a friend, of course I will give it to you unconditionally.

Just wait, I'll bring it to you later! "

Alvin nodded with satisfaction after hearing this, then hugged a few pieces of divided crystal snake meat, said hello to Frank, who had also finished his work, and walked towards the camp together...

Frank looked at Alvin who was in a good mood. He hesitated for a moment and finally sighed and said: "In the future, I think you should stop staring at Nick and the others...

Your math ability fluctuates from high to low, which is worrying! "

After Alvin heard this, he glanced at Frank funny and said, "Then what should I do?

The price has been quoted, is it really going to cost 400 million from the Shenqianghui?

He also has to agree...

Zhang Qiang is also considered a friend, so it’s actually pointless to let a big boss like him haggle over the price..."

As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the snake meat in his hand, and said with a smile: "How much meat is left after peeling off the skin, cramping, pinching off the head and tail?

Anyway, the most valuable things have been cut off, and it would be a lot of trouble for us to keep the remaining things ourselves!

I'm just waiting for Zhang Qiang's hard-earned counteroffer. It's better to let him think I'm a fool.

This kind of persona is sometimes useful...

Now many people think I am afraid of heights...

They seem to have forgotten that I once drove a mecha over New York and destroyed dozens of mechas.

I also once drove a mecha and traveled through the cracks in time and space in the universe...

Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I can't do it! "

After hearing this, Frank frowned and stared at the "crooked" Alvin. He hesitated and said, "Are you sure you're not comforting yourself?

If you feel that you have suffered a loss, I will be responsible for getting the remaining money back..."

After hearing this, Alvin smiled and looked at Frank, who thought he was a fool. He smiled and said: "What is 100+25*4?"

Frank was stunned for a moment, then thought about it and said, "500!

Are you testing me?

No matter what, I graduated from UCLA..."

Alvin looked with disdain at Frank, who always used his academic qualifications to make excuses...

Looking at Frank with the eyes of a patient, Alvin shook his head and said regretfully: "Fortunately Nick is nothing like you!

With your level, it would be hard to graduate from my school!

UCLA, what kind of crappy school is that?

You should go to them and get your college tuition back!

Blind for nothing! "

Frank frowned and stared at Alvin's leaving back. He felt that he was definitely right just now, but Alvin's tone made him suspect that he was wrong...

After a slight hesitation, Frank quickly walked into the camp. He put down the snake meat in his hand and pulled Nick, who was staring at those crystal tongues and drooling...

"What is 100+25*4?"

After hearing this, Nick frowned and looked at Frank who suddenly took a test on himself. After thinking for a while, he said: "200!

This is a question for grade 3. If you use this to test me, do you look down on me too much..."

Frank was stunned for a moment, then recalculated and said in disbelief: "Isn't it 500?

Are you learning less and less arithmetic?

Looks like our disciplinary department needs to put some pressure on those damn math teachers!

They spent so much time and actually taught a bunch of idiots who made all the calculations wrong! "

After Nick heard this, he looked at his father in shock, and suddenly said with sadness: "Yes, our math teachers are all bastards, they can't do anything but assign homework...

You should rotate them to solitary confinement for a few days! "

Frank………………