Chapter Seven Hundred and Ninety Seventh Fingers
Shameless!
Summer is so shameless.
At a distance of 30 centimeters, he didn't even jump up, he almost fell to the ground, and he finally managed to climb up, and he still wanted Red Bull.
The black silk beauty completely collapsed.
The people under the stage were eager to rush up and kick Xia Xia's feet.
There are black lines all over the foreheads of the ten elders in Jiangnan.
"Idiot!" Meizhu Shuangjian said together.
"What is this guy doing? Could it be that he accidentally blocked my punch just now?" The poisonous door boss also began to wonder. He even suspected that he had made a mistake just now, so this guy was fine.
Chen Qing on the stage was almost speechless: "Are you sure you want to fight?"
"Fight! Of course I'm going to fight. I tell you, don't underestimate me. When I was fifteen years old, I was able to punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten. In recent years, I have almost no opponents in our village. " Xia Xia said very seriously.
mean! Shameless!
That's what those people in the audience said about him.
And this is where the Dragon Slayer Conference is choosing the leader.
The people here are all top-notch experts, but he is only powerful in the village, and he has almost no opponents, which means that he is not invincible in the village.
"Go down!" The people in the audience kept shouting.
"Che, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness!" Xia Xia glanced at the people in the audience with disdain.
He sat up slowly.
Xia Tian took out a mirror directly from his pocket. The moment he opened the mirror, he directly covered his left eye and kept rolling on the ground. Seeing his appearance, everyone was stunned, because What happened just now, they have no idea at all.
Summer is nothing but a look in the mirror.
"Oh my god, it hurts me to death. I just looked at me in the mirror, and I blinded one of my eyes." Xia Tian directly took out a blindfold and covered his left eye.
Hearing his words, the people below are about to scold their mothers.
Those masters were completely speechless one by one.
They are now completely sure that summer is definitely a happy little **.
"Hey, this is a competition." Chen Qing could hardly bear it anymore.
"Of course I know this is a competition, otherwise why would I come up? I'm ready to start." Xia Xia said solemnly.
Seeing that Xia Xia was ready for battle so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned for a moment, and they began to wonder if Xia Xia pretended to be like this just now.
Chen Qing has lost patience.
The famous sword Tianque in his right hand swept straight away. His sword was very fast. If it hit this time, Xia Xia's head would be cut off.
Swish!
It didn't hit!
Everyone's faces were incredible.
Even Chen Qing was stunned for a moment, but he didn't hit the opponent with such a fast sword.
"Oh, why are the shoelaces still open?" Xia Xia was squatting there and tying the shoelaces.
When he was done, he stood up directly: "Okay, it's ready this time, it's time to start."
Hearing Xia Xia's words, everyone didn't know what to say. Everyone thought he had successfully avoided Chen Qing's sword just now, but they didn't expect Xia Xia to squat down and tie his shoelaces. I don't know if the opponent is out of the sword.
In other words, he was lucky enough to report.
"Damn it, this guy is too good, he can even just avoid Chen Qing's sword by tying his shoelaces."
"How can such a person come to power with confidence?"
"Come down quickly!"
The people in the audience were very dissatisfied. They thought that Xia Xia had no real skills, and was just a joke.
"I don't know him!" The black silk beauty looked at Xia Xia with disgust.
The ten elders of Jiangnan also kept shaking their heads. A good dragon slaughter conference would actually turn into a farce. This guy is not here to compete at all, he is just here to play a sketch.
Meizhu Shuangjian couldn't even get angry with Xia Xia, because the two of them had been completely broken by Xia Xia.
"It's such a shame that I was actually blocked by such a person." The old monster of the poison door felt very ashamed.
Xia Xia looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said, "Crazy with you, crazy with you, banging against the big wall with you, come on, I'm ready."
Chen Qing was really angry this time.
He is a master no matter what, he actually accompanied such a troll on stage for so long, and he swept his sword again, faster than before.
"I'm here!" Summer shouted.
boom!
Xia Xia's body lay directly on the ground, and Chen Qing's sword cut nothing.
"md, it hurts to death." Xia Tian rubbed his nose, then crawled back, everyone saw that his right shoelace was actually hanging on the wood, which means he just rushed Just in time to trip over.
Could be tripped over.
This is probably not even the strength of the Huang level.
But everyone thought again that although he was tripped, he miraculously escaped Chen Qing's sword.
"Are you going to fight?" Chen Qing was about to collapse.
This guy can trip over his shoelaces.
"Wait! Don't worry." Xia Tian sat on the ground and pulled the shoelace out of the piece of wood, then he sat there looking at Chen Qing and said, "Can I have a meal first, and then fight ?"
"No!" Chen Qing said coldly.
"How about a drink of water?" Xia Xia asked again.
"Neither!" Chen Qing said angrily looking at Xia Xia.
"Then my urine head office?" Xia Xia continued to ask.
"Are you finished yet?" Chen Qing was about to be mad at Xia Xia, and he wished he could slap the guy in front of him to death with a single sword.
"Then let me do some activities! Warm up, all the people who watched the Olympics came up to warm up first." After Xia Xia finished speaking, he started doing sit-ups, push-ups, trotting and leg stretching.
His actions made everyone around him collapse, and this time he really collapsed.
This is a competition, and it is a competition of masters. The opponent is the apprentice of Nansha Weiguang, one of the four masters in China. He even compared the Olympic Games.
"Damn, I warn you, I have a bad temper." Chen Qing looked at Xia Xia angrily.
"Then change it!" Xia Tian took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them directly on his hands.
"I'll change your sister!" Chen Qing slashed directly with a sword, and the famous sword Tian Que in his hand was as fast as lightning. If this sword hit, Xia Xia would be directly cut in half.
when!
two fingers.
Everyone looked at the two fingers, and their faces were full of incredible.
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