Chapter 816 I Am Mentally Ill
This man seems to be of mixed race, and he doesn't dress like a Chinese man. He dresses very gentlemanly, as if giving a sense of aristocracy. He is also polite and bows halfway, but he stretches out his right hand. Going to hold Ye Qingxue's hand seems to be a kiss.
Boo!
The man had a slight smile on his face. Although he felt oily when he kissed him, he had already opened the door.
"Oh, I'll let you kiss the oil on my hand." Xia Xia looked at the man with disgust. His hand just ate all kinds of roast chicken, roast duck, pig's trotter, pork knuckle, etc. , all a mixture of various foods.
The man's face changed, and he saw that Ye Qingxue's hand had not been raised at all, which meant that he had just kissed the man's hand.
As soon as he saw that the man's hands were covered with all kinds of oil, he felt very sick.
He actually kissed those oils just now, and he hurriedly took out a high-end handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his mouth.
"Oh my god, can I still have this hand? It's disgusting." On the other hand, Xia Xian looked at his left hand with disgust, as if he wanted to chop off his left hand directly: " It's disgusting tm opens the door to disgust, disgust is home."
Xia Tian picked up a tissue and kept wiping his hands, his hands were all red, and he was still wiping there.
"It's disgusting, where's my knife? No, this hand was arched by a pig, so I can't take it anymore." Xia Xia said loudly.
After the man cast a glance at Xia Xia, he looked at Ye Qingxue again: "You look a lot like my ex-girlfriend."
Very old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation, but it depends on who uses it.
If Nicholas Zhao Si said this to you, a beautiful woman, he would definitely be slapped, but this man is very confident in his charm and demeanor, and he believes that his words can definitely impress the other party.
"Wow, you look a lot like the second fool from our village." Xia Xia looked at the man in surprise.
"No quality!" After glaring at Xia Xia, the man looked at Ye Qingxue again: "Ma'am, can I invite you to dinner? I know a very good western restaurant, just outside the school."
"I drove that." Xia Tian sat there and said lightly.
"It's just you? Have you ever been in a western restaurant? That western restaurant is completely built on the scale of the British royal family, so you deserve to enter that kind of place?" The man gave Xia Xia a disdainful look,
He looked at Xia Xia's body, and the clothes he wore in Xia Xia were too casual, just the kind of clothes that couldn't go on the table.
Such a person would dare to say that that kind of restaurant was opened by him.
This is simply too shameless.
"Eighty percent of the buildings outside Jianghai University are mine now." Xia Xia said very casually, he took a kitchen knife from nowhere, and was gesturing his left hand there, as if he really wanted to chop drop his left hand.
"You are either paranoid or mentally ill." The man thought that Xia Xia was a mental illness.
"You've seen it all, you're so witty." Xia Xia looked at the man with admiration and said, "I've seen two witty people like you before. It was from a report."
"Speaking of Jong-un's announcement: In 10 years, North Korean astronauts will be landed on the sun! The American reporter asked: How can the sun be so hot? There was no sound. Everyone didn't know how to answer. At this moment, General Kim said slowly: Let's go after dark! Immediately, the whole audience burst into thunderous applause, and Bama, who was watching live TV, sneered and said to his colleagues around him: "Bah, it's dark and there's no sun at all! Thunderous voices also sounded in the White House. applause!!"
"These two people are the smartest I've ever met. You seem to be smarter than them." Xia Xia looked at the man with admiration.
When the man first listened to it, he didn't feel anything, as if he was listening to a joke, but what he said later in the summer made him completely angry. He understood that the guy in front of him was insulting him.
How could he bear it.
Especially in front of beautiful women, how could he bear it.
"How dare you scold me, do you know who I am?" The man suddenly put aside his gentlemanly demeanor and looked at Xia Xia angrily.
"It's not good for you." Xia Xia persuaded.
"I have nothing to do with you." The man's face was full of anger.
"Your temper is easy to suffer outside." Xia Xia said.
"I told you I have a bad temper." The man wanted to kill Xia Xia directly.
"Change it!" Xia Xia said very casually.
"What if I don't change it?" The man looked at Xia Xia coldly.
Swish!
A kitchen knife was placed on his neck: "Can you change it?"
Cold sweat broke out on the man's forehead. The knife was too fast, and the knife was close to his neck. He felt that his hair was cut off by the kitchen knife.
This sudden scene suddenly startled him.
He didn't expect that the other party said he would do it, and he still took a kitchen knife.
This thing is very dangerous.
He thought about it for a while, and felt that the hero would not suffer immediate losses, so this matter should be like this first. After a while, he would find someone to come over and take revenge: "I can change it, I can change it!"
"Isn't that right, I'm mentally ill, and killing is not worth my life!" Xia Tian put down the kitchen knife, sat there and started eating again.
Bing Xin felt that she simply loved summer to death, even pretending to be mentally ill, she could pretend to be so handsome.
This is simply too bullshit.
The man just ran away in despair.
"You!" Ye Qingxue shook his head helplessly. No matter where he went in the summer, there was no shortage of things to do. He had to be so violent and even held a kitchen knife that could be solved by just talking.
"The hooligan knows martial arts, and no one can stop it. The hooligan understands culture. You said that you are not afraid. I am a senior hooligan who knows martial arts and understands culture." Xia Xia said very proudly, and then he continued to eat.
The appearance of eating in summer is as ugly as it looks.
But as the old saying goes, a lover sees Xi Shi, as long as he likes you, no matter what you are, even if you are a big guy, the other party sees you as handsome. If they don't like you, even if you drive a BMW, they will feel you very ugly.
At this time, Bing Xin was like this. Although she was so embarrassed to eat in the summer, she just felt that the summer was so handsome and cool, it was incomprehensible.
In less than ten minutes, summer is over.
Just when they were about to leave.
"Hmph, I haven't left yet, it's just right." There were more than ten people at the door, and the person headed was the gentleman man just now. () "Necessary Almighty Student" only represents the views of the author Huadu Dashao. If you find that its content is in violation of national laws, please delete it. The position is only committed to providing a healthy and green reading platform. 【】,thank you all!