Chapter 39 Deadpool Baby and Detective Baby (1)

Watson slashed directly with Deadpool's knife.

Ding! A string of sparks exploded before the two knives.

"Give me back my third wife! Next time I go out to kill bad guys and want to shit, I'll use it again!"

"Damn it! Give it back to you! Can't you bring paper!" Watson threw the knife to Deadpool with a disgusted expression.

"No, that would ruin my perfect line!"

"...Well, now is the last round!" Watson said, holding his hands forward, a white light appeared in his palms!

The white light slowly stretched, and a 4-meter-long flying dragon knife "Red Leaf" appeared in his hand!

"Wow...oh...why!!" Deadpool suddenly turned his head and shouted into the air: "Why! He has such handsome armor! And such handsome weapons! When will you let me show up in my script? I have a person who is more handsome and more powerful than me!! And he has the special effect of white light!!!" Then he turned his head to look at Watson and said, "Never mind! I'm going to grab it! No! It's a revised script!! "

Then he rushed over at a faster speed than the previous two times, and suddenly jumped!

The two downward sword lights are like a pair of fangs! Then····

puff····

Got stuck in the air by a 4-meter-long tachi...

"Fake! I forgot that you are so long! You are so thick!! Ahh...a little pain, wait a moment...ahh...nearly I'll hit you! Ahh... Ah." As Deadpool said, he slowly moved himself down...the blood splattered all over...Suddenly Deadpool seemed to think of something, and immediately slashed at the flying dragon sword "Red Leaf" with both knives in his hand. !

Ding Ding! A spark was accompanied by two crisp sounds, and Deadpool opened his mouth again: "Shot!! He's still so hard!!!! His girlfriend must be miserable..."

Watson rolled his eyes helplessly, and then made a half-circle cut across his shoulders!

A puff of blood flew into the air.

Pata...a deadpool almost in half fell to the ground...his two knives were thrown aside...

"Fake!! I must kill you!! Put your head on top of the Statue of Liberty and pee in your mouth!!"

Watson came over and crouched down, then raised his right hand.

Deadpool quickly closed his eyes when he saw Watson's action and shouted, "Wait...don't slap the face...even though this face will make me get up in the middle of the night to pee and vomit in the mirror twice, but he is still mine. Face!"

Um? It seems that the body does not have the same burst of refreshing feeling before?

Opening his eyes, he saw that Watson was holding his two halves together.

"I shouldn't have spelled it wrong, right?"

"The next point, right there, try again, ah!!! Thank you~ It's much more comfortable."

system! Decompose a vial of small healing potion, to 3 10%.

While talking to the system, Watson glanced at his blood volume...it was already 100%...

It seems that the resilience has also increased proportionally... It is estimated that in the future, I can casually confront the strange flower in front of me...

Then Watson flashed his hand, took out a 10% 'big' green potion, stepped forward and squatted down, tearing off Deadpool's mask.

"Dude, you are so cruel that you want to poison me! But maybe you will be disappointed."

Watson ignored Deadpool's words and said to him: "Hey, drink it, it can speed up your recovery."

"Oh, thank you." Deadpool took the potion directly or drank it without hesitation, because it wouldn't kill him anyway.

"Um... watermelon flavor? I like apples, can I change the flavor next time?"

As he was talking, he saw that his wound that was healing quickly suddenly healed like a drug addiction!

"Aah~ahh~"

"To shut up!"

After a while, Deadpool stood up: "I've never been so cool! It's even cooler than the sage mode! Dude,

Do you still have that medicine? I think I'm in love with him! "

Watson walked over to the 'Girlfriend's Gift', picked it up and threw it at Deadpool's feet and asked, "How much is this guy you mentioned worth?"

Deadpool looked down at the "Girlfriend Gift" under his feet and said, "He's worth 50,000 dollars!!"

"The 'watermelon juice' you just drank is worth $70,000."

"Walt!!!! Shooter!! Vomit!! Why are you!! Vomit!!! No! Vomit... hurry up... vomit! Tell me..."

"what are you doing?"

"I'm going to spit out my $70,000!!! Vomit!!"

Watson rolled his eyes, ignored him, and sat down next to the edge, watching the traffic below.

Poof...Deadpool also sat beside him, shrugging his head, very frustrated.

"Don't be sad, at least you still have the $50,000, don't you?" Watson said with a smile while looking at Deadpool.

Deadpool turned his head in surprise and asked, "You actually want to give him to me? But I haven't defeated you yet!"

"Next time, even if you win this time, how about making friends?"

"Oh!! Man you are so kind! I recognize you as a friend!!"

Speaking of which, Deadpool took out a piece of white paper, two paintbrushes, and a small tape recorder with 'Wade' attached.

Wade turned on the tape recorder, and a classic opening music sounded~

zizi... Hey, yaeh, I wanna shoop, baby~

Listening to the music, Deadpool began to write and draw beside Watson.

"Today, Deadpool was chasing a big bad guy~ and was helped out by a new friend~ um... and got into a fight with him~ but they ended up having a good time~"

Two villains slowly appeared on the white paper. Suddenly Deadpool stopped and turned to Watson and said, "Shot! Dude, why do you think you are more handsome than me even when I draw it! Forget it!"

Then signed under the two villains: "The most handsome deadpool baby Wade and..."

"Watson Diarant"

"The most handsome deadpool baby Wade and the ugliest detective baby Watson! Perfect! This is for you!"

Watson smiled helplessly, took the painting and put it away.

"Wade, how long have you been with your girlfriend?" Watson asked suddenly.

"Um...about 3 years? Watson, I suddenly regret not getting to know you later." Deadpool turned to look at Watson.

"Because if that's the case, the last time I looked for that bastard Francis, I could call you for help! Probably more reliable than my dad!"

"Your father?" Watson asked, turning his head suspiciously.

"It's a big guy who doesn't even have an actor, his whole body is made up of computer CG special effects, and his whole body is full of steel! Did you know that even his balls are made of steel!! That's why he doesn't have a girlfriend!"

Watson seemed to suddenly remember and said, "So it's the Colossus of the X-Men?"

"That's right!" Deadpool asked suddenly, "Detective, are you and your girlfriend in sync?"