Chapter 40 Deadpool Baby and Detective Baby (2)

After hearing what Deadpool said, Watson thought for a while and said, "If you look at the situation last night, it's in perfect harmony. Don't look at me like that. We only became boyfriend and girlfriend on the second day, including today."

"Then I should congratulate you, but then again, Vanessa and I are in perfect harmony. We are like two pieces of a puzzle. Although each has a strange shape, we can put together a complete picture."

When talking about Vanessa, a happy and a little proud smile appeared on Deadpool's connection.

Just as Dead Servant was talking, he suddenly found that there was no trace of the knife he stabbed on his left shoulder!

"Ah oh! Fake! Wade! What are you doing?" Watson, who was about to say something, suddenly felt a little pain in the back of his left hand. He quickly pulled his hand back and turned to find that Deadpool had stabbed him with a knife. ! !

"Uh, sorry...does it hurt? I just found that you look like me? I remembered that my knife was clearly stuck in it before, but why does your armor only have such a small hole? It's not the size of my knife!"

"I don't know, this is called super regenerative armor! After the knife is pulled out, it will slowly heal." Watson bragging in a serious manner...

"Wow~Oh~ Damn it! Why didn't I..." Deadpool was full of envy when he heard it.

"I think you look pretty..." Watson looked at the more depressed Deadpool and had to say: "Well, if there is a chance in the future, I will give you a set, how about it?"

Deadpool immediately raised his head and said with a look of surprise: "Really?! Oh, my God! I just said it! I feel destined to meet you today!! Fake, if it wasn't for me, I couldn't betray. Vanessa, I must give you a super kiss!!!"

"No matter how disgusting I am, I will not give it to you!" After speaking, Watson suddenly asked: "Wade, do you feel that sometimes when you communicate with your dear Vanessa, she does not have much interest?"

"No! Never!"

"Are you sure? For example, your favorite, mighty..."

"NONONO, it's not Mighty, it's Mighty~! Mighty~! Band!"

Watson continued: "Yes, was Vanessa's reaction as flat as mine?"

"・Um...it seems so, but!"

"But she'll change her tone soon, won't she?"

"Fake! How do you know? Are you the screenwriter?"

Watson patted her on the shoulder and said, "That only proves that Vanessa is a good girl! And she loves you!"

"I love her too!"

"OK, then I'll ask the next question first, what's the most sincere love thing you've ever said to her?"

"I love you."

Watson held back a smile and continued: "...No?" It's really fun to fool Deadpool.

"Does the Empire Strikes Back joke count?"

"It doesn't count. In fact, I don't think that with your eloquence, you don't need love words, because you also said that the two of you are mainly in harmony! But sometimes as a woman, she can also come up with a few nasty words to adjust it, right? Is it?" Watson continued to fool around seriously.

"Then what should I do? Buy a Shakespeare collection?"

"No...I..."

Ding! It was detected that there were 2 high-level energy bodies appearing at a distance of 5 kilometers in the west, and the fluctuation of this energy body was consistent with the fluctuation of the previous brain wave invasion.

Um? ? Is it consistent with the previous brainwave invasion?

System, can this energy fluctuation be marked?

Ding! Can.

Tag this fluctuation named mutants.

"Wade, I should go. You take this guy, and I have to go back and get my own 'girlfriend gift'."

"Wait, you haven't told me which Shakespeare collection I should buy?" Deadpool said, looking at Watson who stood up.

"Next time you have a chance, give me your pen, your father seems to be here." Watson wrote his contact information on Deadpool's mask.

When Deadpool heard it, he stood up and said, "My dad? Shott, I'm leaving too, I don't want to break my hand once, and thank you for writing it on my mask, let me and my previous Roommates are as blind!"

"Bye~"

Ding! Complete the Hidden Quest: The Man Who Breaks the Fourth Wall.

Even if he breaks the tenth wall, you are still a stranger to him.

Fight it and gain the upper hand (Completed)

Mission reward: evolution essence of any dragon race x 1, ancestral dragon essence x 1, lottery points x 200

System, what is this?

Ding! Any dragon level evolution essence x 1 can upgrade any dragon you already own from the lower rank to the upper rank.

Good thing, it seems that the horn can be upgraded~ What about the other one? The essence of Zulong sounds awesome.

Ding! do not know.

I think you think I haven't called you a junk system for a long time, don't you?

Watson is back at the Victoria's Secret franchise again.

After seeing Watson, Jet hurried over: "Sir, Sir Romanov asked me to tell you that what you asked for has been delivered."

Um? Watson asked suspiciously: "Why didn't she tell me herself?"

"I reported that the officer and the mutant Deadpool went out. Sir Romanov said he was afraid of disturbing you."

Watson looked strangely at the young agent...why is this kid so honest...

However, Natasha is quite caring, go back and reward her~

Thinking of this, Watson opened his mouth and said, "Well, wait for me, I haven't paid yet."

drop! Swipe~

Consumption: 9021$~

After taking the gift that was already wrapped, he turned around and walked out of the franchise store.

Kacha~

"Natasha, I'm back... where are you?"

Watson, who walked in the door, saw two unconscious men lying on the ground at first sight.

He frowned involuntarily and walked towards the stairs without paying attention.

Just walked to the stairs, suddenly! There seemed to be a dark shadow above his head, but Watson, who was about to summon the armor, suddenly smelled the familiar aroma from last night, so he had to stretch out his hands to hug the troublemaker instead.

I didn't expect to underestimate her level of trouble...

Peng... Watson, who was not ready to resist, was directly seated on the ground.

Natasha looked down at the man under her and said with a smile, "Don't worry about Hani~ I just took a shower~"

"Well, I smell, the aroma of malt? Okay, baby come on down, do you want to use this posture to choose your own gifts? And..." Watson suddenly saw the thin shirt on Natasha's body. Holding up, showing off her perfect curves, she frowned suddenly: "Have you always been wearing this?"

"An Xin dear~ I opened the door ahead of time, and I didn't go downstairs when they brought people here~"

"So they are the two who attacked Aunt Liya?"

Hearing this, Watson's eyes changed a little bit again, but this time it was noticed by the keen Natasha.