Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 938

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"Fuck!"

"This is too darn good!"

"It's actually a dog that can speak human language!"

"I've always heard that Japanese vicious dogs are rampant, but I didn't expect it to be it!"

"Hey, wait, did you notice, this dog looks familiar!"

"Damn it, this... isn't this the Mighty King from last year's movie?"

"Damn, it's really it! So... I'll go, the director and screenwriter of the movie is Xu Que!"

"Hold the grass!"

"Damn, it's not special effects in Dare to Love movie, it's all real!"

"Damn it, I can't complain about this guy's bad movie!"

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On the Internet, because Ergouzi caused a topic, everyone suddenly remembered the movie that became popular all over the world last year.

Xu Que changed his appearance when he made a movie, so when only one name was known to everyone, no one connected him with last year's movie.

But now, when Er Gouzi showed his face like this, it immediately aroused people's discussions and memories, and then it was related to Xu Que's relationship with that movie.

On the same day, a bold media offered a huge reward and sent a team of reporters and photographers who were not afraid of death to rush to Japan, sincerely wanting to interview Er Gouzi.

Er Gouzi was reluctant at first, thinking that it would be demeaning, so he refused very firmly.

But the next day, when this guy learned that the interview could be broadcast around the world, he immediately accepted it.

So on this day, people all over the world hugged their computers or stood in front of the TV to watch the live broadcast.

As soon as the picture started, the camera locked on Er Gouzi.

This guy was wearing a suit and walking on the street. He even brushed back the dog hair on his forehead, put on gold-rimmed glasses, walked like a human, and led a group of dogs on the street swaggeringly.

The whole street is almost occupied by Er Gouzi, who ordered that only stinky tofu can be made, and wants to build a fried stinky tofu street.

Walking on the street, this guy is like an emperor on tour, majestic and majestic, he has to give pointers to several stalls passing by.

"Hey, don't overheat your oil! Lower the fire!"

"Damn it, can you make stinky tofu? The tofu is fucking broken!"

"Damn, you're wrong!"

"Wrong, wrong, all of you are wrong!"

"Damn it, under the eyes of this god, how dare you cut corners? It's not mixed with feces, can it be called stinky tofu? Come on, take out this god's collection of golden wolf dung!"

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The reporter and the camera team followed all the way, completely dumbfounded.

Especially seeing that Er Gouzi really made people add feces to it, and after picking it up and trying it, he vomited it out on the spot.

They always thought that Er Gouzi was just joking, but they didn't expect that this guy actually ate stinky tofu mixed with feces. He really thought that stinky tofu had to be mixed with feces!

This fucking is too good at playing!

People on the Internet are even more confused.

They've heard a lot of eating-shit live broadcast, but they really didn't expect that today they really saw it!

In the end, the reporters couldn't stand it any longer, and rushed forward to start the interview!

"Hello, respected Mighty King, do you know Xu Que? What do you think about his battle with Angel?"

"What? Xu Que? Don't mention that kid to the deity, the deity will get angry when he mentions it!"

"This...why is this?"

"He's too shameless. This deity is full of righteousness, and I don't bother to be with him!"

"Oh? Can you tell me why?"

"Hmph, he lied to the deity, saying that one spirit stone can buy a street of restaurants, but in the end, the deity won dozens of streets without spending a single spirit stone! The deity is the most popular in his life. Nothing but deception!"

Speaking of this, Er Gouzi turned around and stared at the camera, and began to say harsh words: "Xu Que, you are shameless, my god has already taken over the Japanese territory, don't bother me in the future, otherwise don't blame me The gods are welcome!"

"Hiss!" The team of reporters suddenly gasped.

The audience watching the live broadcast was also shocked.

This dog dared to say such cruel words, could it be that his strength is higher than Xu Que's?

That day the country is hopeless now, I'm afraid it's going to be cold!

Those Japanese teachers, what can we do in the future?

Will you continue to make movies?

Are those unique arts going to be cut off from now on?

Huaxia netizens kept talking about this matter, but what they cared about was how Xu Que would respond to Er Gouzi's harsh words.

As a result, that night, after Xu Feifei showed the video to Xu Que, Xu Que personally contacted the media and asked them to publish a newspaper to respond.

The response was very simple, only one sentence.

"Er Gouzi, are you drifting away or I, Xu Que, can't carry a knife anymore? If you don't come back and see me, I'll go to Japan to cut you to death!"

Just one sentence spread across the world overnight.

Many people who pay attention to this matter are all happy when they see it. Are you missing a brother or are you missing a brother?

The next day, Er Gouzi immediately called the media again, and responded to the camera: "Xu Que, you are shameless, why didn't this deity go back, don't you have any compulsion in your heart?"

Xu Que responded directly: "Forcing the number? No, I'm swollen! You can figure it out. If you can't see you within two days, I will recite the law!"

"Grass!" Er Gouzi cursed at the camera that day, angrily shouted: "I swear by this god that I will not go back even if I die!"

"Okay, let's report right away!" The reporters didn't broadcast live this time, and they chose to record and broadcast for the sake of ratings and a more perfect report.

Now that the material was successfully collected, I wanted to leave immediately. After all, this is a big event, and if it is reported, it will definitely detonate the world again.

They even thought of the title - "Human-Dog War, Which Is Stronger or Weaker!" "

However, before taking a few steps, Er Gouzi stopped them again.

"Wait, why are you leaving? Did I let you go? Come back to me!"

Er Gouzi said solemnly: "I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do, and I need to go to Huaxia. Hurry up and book a plane ticket for me, and leave tonight!"

"Ah?" Many reporters were dumbfounded.

Is this fucking still cowardly?

"Ah, what? Hurry up and book a plane ticket! Otherwise, I will cut you to death!" Er Gouzi said, waving his dog's paw.

A reporter suddenly said helplessly: "Dear Mighty King, the aviation department stipulates that dogs are not allowed on the plane!"

"Grass!" Er Gouzi was furious immediately: "You are looking for death, I am a wolf, a wolf!"

"Huh? Wolves?" The reporters were dumbfounded for a while, and finally smiled wryly: "But...but wolves can't get on the plane either!"

"I don't care, anyway, I want to take a plane, and I want first class! It doesn't matter if you don't let me sit, I will build a plane tonight, and drive back by myself!" Er Gouzi finished speaking, majestic Leading a group of wolfdog boys, turned around and left, leaving a chic back for the camera.

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