Chapter 965 I'm Very Expensive!

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"puff!"

In an instant, someone sprayed out the freshly imported tea on the spot.

Everyone present also stared straight-eyed, their faces full of bewilderment.

What is this introduction?

If you are called Wang Dahui, just say your name is Wang Dazhui, why the fuck are you adding so much drama to yourself?

What is big and big, what is divination and fortune-telling, and fortune-telling by touching a milk.

On such an elegant occasion, can you show some face?

"Heh!" Lu Zhouhe and the others shook their heads, a playful smile appeared on their faces again.

They were still dissatisfied a moment ago, but now, they have almost let go of their hearts.

Because they are sure that Miss Dong's family will never look down on such a vulgar person, it is simply too despicable.

behind the veil.

Miss Dong's family is really stunned at this moment, she never expected that the gentleman who was still polite just now would open her mouth to say such words, which is really unexpected.

"However... divination and reading..."

Miss Dong's lips pursed slightly, her eyes were bright, she seemed to be quite interested in what Xu Que said about divination!

She opened her mouth and said softly, "Prince Wang..."

"Hey... don't call me Prince Wang!" Xu Que interrupted with a wave of his hand, and said softly, "Call me Big Hammer!"

Depend on!

The corners of the mouths of everyone in the audience twitched suddenly, their faces were full of shame.

Big... Brother Big Hammer?

Hammer your sister! Disgusting or not?

Even Miss Dong's family behind the veil was stunned for a moment, then her cheeks turned red, and she thought to herself how could this person be so shameless.

"Brother Sledgehammer is awesome!" At this moment, a shout came from behind the crowd.

I rely on! Someone really shouted?

When everyone heard this, they immediately turned their heads to look, but only saw a dog sneaking out of the gate.

Everyone also subconsciously ignored the dog, and glanced around at the others, wanting to see which idiot was calling "Brother Sledgehammer"!

"Master Sledgehammer!" At this moment, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the veil again.

Naturally, it is impossible for her to call a person she met by chance "Brother Sledgehammer" in front of so many people. This seems too intimate and does not conform to the feminine restraint she has learned since she was a child.

"My little girl once saw the 'divination and fortune-telling' in an ancient book. It is said that this way can be regarded as destiny, and it can be regarded as a perfect strategy. Could it be that the young master is really good at it?" She asked, very curious.

"Of course!" Xu Que immediately showed a proud expression, "If Ms. Dong is interested, I can also make a divination for you and see the fortune-telling, but..."

"But what?"

"need……"

"what do you need?"

"To touch..."

Before Xu Que finished speaking, everyone's expressions changed suddenly.

touch it?

Nima, what do you want to touch?

"presumptuous!"

Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, his face full of anger.

"shameless!"

"What do you want to do, you bastard?"

"This is not a place for you to mess around, don't go too far!"

"Miss Dong, don't be fooled by this shameless person!"

The rest of the people shouted loudly and sharply accused Xu Que.

Someone even stood up, puffed out his chest and said, "If you want to touch me, touch me, I don't believe you can really figure out everything about me!"

"Get lost! Why am I touching you, are you insane? I don't want to lose face? What I mean is to touch your hands and look at your palm. Where are you all thinking? Is Wang Dahui the kind of casual person?" Xu Que stared angrily and scowled.

Everyone was speechless and rolled their eyes.

touch?

Believe your evil!

At this time, Lu Zhouhe took a sudden step forward, stood in front of Xu Que, and said coldly: "Divination is a kind of legend. Even if it really existed, it has long been lost. I don't believe you are good at it. You Do you want to read palmistry? Okay, let me show you!"

After finishing speaking, he directly stretched out his hand and handed it to Xu Que.

Xu Que was overjoyed immediately, and absent-mindedly scanned,

Then he shook his head and said, "Young master Lu, right? I read your palmistry. If I'm not mistaken, you are good at rhythm, and recently composed a new piece of music!"

"Heh! Can you figure out something we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe immediately sneered, his face full of disdain.

Everyone was also speechless, who didn't know what Xu Que said?

"You guys don't know? Of course you can!" Xu Que's mouth twitched suddenly: "Mr. Lu, are you still single? To tell you the truth, you will be single in the future, you will be single in the future, and you will be lonely all your life!"

"You..." Lu Zhouhe's face turned black with anger.

What Xu Que said was completely implying that it was impossible for him to get together with Miss Dong.

However, at this time, behind the veil was the voice of Miss Dong's family: "Young Master Sledgehammer, can you tell me how you figured it out?"

"Hehe, the secret must not be leaked!" Xu Que pretended to have a deep smile, looked at the veil again, and continued: "But since Miss Dong asked me, I can tell you the reason!"

"Thank you, Mr. Sledgehammer!" Miss Dong's family responded immediately, obviously she was very curious and interested in these things.

"It's actually very simple. I looked at Mr. Lu's palmistry and found that his palm is very big!" Xu Que replied.

Everyone present was stunned for a moment.

big palm?

What does this have to do with being alone all your life?

Miss Dong's family was also taken aback, and asked, "Why?"

"Because..." Xu Que paused, then suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and opened his mouth to sing: "The older I get, the more lonely I become, the older I become, the more restless I am, and I have to watch the wings of my dreams get broken..."

At this point, he stopped suddenly, and said to the crowd with a mean face: "How is it? Can you hear me clearly? The bigger the clap, the more applause. Look at Mr. Lu's hand, it's a big thief. If he doesn't I'll be alone for the rest of my life, and I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"

"puff!"

Someone spit out the tea from his mouth again.

The rest of the people also rolled their eyeballs and almost fainted.

Lu Zhouhe was so angry that he trembled all over, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

The bigger the palm, the more lonely?

Why don't you go to heaven?

What kind of divination is this?

The atmosphere in the audience suddenly dropped to a freezing point, which was very embarrassing.

Because what Xu Que said was not funny, if it was a joke, it would be an extremely cold joke!

Even behind the veil, there was silence.

It wasn't until after a few breaths that Miss Dong's family showed an embarrassed yet polite smile, and said softly, "Uh, I didn't expect Mr. Sledgehammer to be so funny, but it gave the little girl some insight!"

"Miss Dong is too polite!"

At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face, and said with a light smile: "Actually, divination, fortune-telling, and fortune-telling are indeed secrets that must not be revealed, otherwise it will damage my morality and character, so the explanation I just made is just an opening It's just a joke, believe it or not, it's up to you!

Besides, I came here today not to show off my ability, let alone to prove anything, but to ask Miss Dong for help! "

"Oh?" Miss Dong's family was startled, nodded and said, "I wonder if the little girl can help Mr. Sledgehammer?"

"Oh, it's a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily, and said with a sad face: "I have a very good friend, Er Gouzi, who is innocent and kind, simple and honest, but recently he got an incurable disease. Before I die, I want to drink a sip of Wannian dew! I hope Miss Dong can help me with some Wannian dew, and it doesn’t need to be too much, just a dozen or twenty barrels will do.”

"What?" Miss Dong's family was startled.

Everyone present was also moved.

Wannian dew?

Dare to quarrel for a long time, this guy is here for Wannian dew?

And when you open your mouth, you want a dozen or twenty barrels?

Mom sells batches, do you really think that Wannian dew fell from the sky? It's like a lion opening its mouth!

"Young Master Sledgehammer, I'm afraid..." At this time, Miss Dong's family responded with a somewhat awkward tone, and hesitated to speak.

Xu Que's expression froze immediately, and he said solemnly: "Miss Dong, don't worry, I, Wang Dahammer, am not the kind of person who likes to receive favors in vain! If you can help me, I am willing to promise you with my body... Hey, don't you Look at me this way, I usually charge very expensive fees, 800 for a one-time fee, 2,000 for a night package, Tongsister-in-law is right!"

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