Chapter 847 2 Gouzi's Miraculous Talent
I rely on!
Hearing Er Gouzi's rhyming freestyle, Xu Que was startled.
Even department stores understand, where did you learn this stuff?
Looking down again, Er Gouzi was still holding a tape recorder in his hand.
"It's no wonder!" Xu Que suddenly realized that these songs were obviously found by Er Gouzi in the tape recorder.
But at this time, Er Gouzi had already annoyed the group of monks, and several monks directly pinched out the formula, wanting to slap it to death!
Er Gouzi immediately bristled his hair in fright, jumped up from the ground, and was about to run away.
But at this moment, its eyes stared at Xu Que suddenly, and at this moment its expression had a horrifying sense of sight, it was like an emoji.
Immediately afterwards, it cursed loudly: "Damn, what are you watching, kid? Come and help! Hehehe, what are you trying to do, don't come over, this deity warns you, it's best not to come over, see that There is no one, he is the younger brother of this god, he is very powerful, he can kill ten with one punch!"
"I'll go, you can recognize me?" Xu Que was stunned, he and Jiang Hongyan were both changed, but Er Gouzi recognized him at a glance.
This dog's eyes are really not simple!
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's useless. No matter where you hide, a man as outstanding as you is like a firefly in the night, so bright , It's so dazzling! Damn, is it okay? Come and help me!" Er Gouzi was chased and jumped up and down, trying to rush to Xu Que, but he was always intercepted and killed!
"Yo, not bad!" Xu Que was overjoyed immediately, it was rare to hear Er Gouzi flattering, as expected, the ancients were honest and not deceived, not only would the dog jump over the wall when he was in a hurry, but he would also speak his mind!
"That's not bad, this deity is dying!" Er Gouzi shouted.
"Then do you have freestyle?" Xu Que was not in a hurry, he stood on the spot and asked while rubbing his chin.
Er Gouzi suddenly became furious, and shouted: "YO! YO! Xu Que, you are a handsome man, someone wants to harm this god, why do you have the heart to watch a show there, come and help me kill these people, this kind of thing Don't play tricks!"
puff!
Xu Que laughed out loud, Er Gouzi actually has talent in this area, it's really amazing!
"Hongyan, what do you think of this part?" Xu Que looked at Jiang Hongyan and asked with a smile.
Jiang Hongyan was taken aback for a moment, then shook her head slightly and smiled, "I don't really understand this!"
"It's okay, you can just say what you feel!" Xu Que laughed.
"...I think it's okay!" Jiang Hongyan thought for a while and said thoughtfully.
"Well, I don't think so!" Xu Que shook his head.
After hearing this, Er Gouzi burst into fury, and shouted angrily: "You are so unfair!"
"Okay, okay, don't BB!" Xu Que laughed, and then his figure flickered, suddenly turned into a phantom, and swept forward.
He was extremely fast, as fast as lightning, passed through the group of monks in an instant, and appeared in front of Er Gouzi.
Suddenly, several monks were stunned, their faces full of astonishment.
"YO! YO! Er Gou Er Gou, come with me!" Xu Que patted Er Gou Zi on the head, and began to impromptu rap again.
Er Gouzi looked smug, and followed Xu Que directly, opened his male voice and sang loudly: "Let's go if we say go! You have everything and I have everything!"
The few monks present were stunned, with puzzled expressions on their faces, thinking that they had encountered two idiots.
Seeing that Xu Que was going to take Er Gouzi away like this, several people immediately reacted and shouted angrily: "Stop!"
"Fellow Taoist, what do you mean?" Several people chased up, stared at Xu Que and asked.
"Seeing that you are so unfamiliar, you should be a newcomer, right? I advise you, don't meddle in this kind of place, or you will bear the consequences!"
While one of them was speaking, he had already clenched his hand on the hilt of his sword and stared at Xu Que coldly.
Xu Que smiled immediately and shook his head: "Our Zhatian Gang has never been afraid of trouble!"
the voice fell,
He slapped his palm forward suddenly.
boom!
A majestic force swept forward in an instant.
The monks at the fusion stage barely had time to react, as if they were hit on the chest by a huge mountain on the spot, they flew out, coughing up blood, and smashed heavily on several big trees behind them.
With a click, several tall trees were smashed immediately!
Several monks turned pale at the scene, full of horror.
What kind of terrifying strength is this?
He is obviously in the fusion period, why is he so powerful?
"Let's forget about today's matter. Give me a face for the Zhatian Gang, and you will be grateful for it!" Xu Que left a word, and slowly left with Er Gouzi and Jiang Hongyan, leaving behind There is only one unfathomable back figure for everyone.
None of the cultivators who came from behind dared to step forward to stop them, and all of them felt their scalps go numb and took the initiative to move out of the way.
In addition to being afraid of Xu Que's strength, they were even more afraid of Jiang Hongyan. After all, this was an existence in the Transcending Tribulation Period, and she was at the top of the food chain on the road to immortality!
In the end, Xu Que and his group walked down the Dengxian Road, and the number of monks on the road gradually decreased, and the figures were faint.
Some people have already gone deeper, some people are still wandering at some entrances, and some people have closed their eyes forever and turned into corpses on the road to immortality!
These are commonplace in the world of cultivating immortals.
Xu Que walked slowly until there was no one to be seen on the road. With a "whoosh", he suddenly grabbed Er Gouzi's collar and cursed, "Ok you Er Gouzi, I'll let you take them to the south Continent Secret Realm, what are you doing here?"
Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Damn, boy, do you still have the face to say it? I have already brought them there, but do you know how boring it is in the secret realm? Especially Duan Jiude Master, she is simply a crazy woman, playing music in the secret realm every day, singing about 'the love of my life', if this deity doesn't come out, she will definitely go crazy!"
Speaking of this, Er Gouzi paused for a moment, and then a look of gloating suddenly appeared on his face, and he said with a smile: "That's right, that old dude Duan Jiude is out of luck, originally he wanted to be with this god." After escaping, he was kicked back by the deity, and then caught by his master, who threw him into the forbidden area of the secret realm, this time he had to shed at least two layers of skin to come out alive!"
"Haha, is it true or not?" Xu Que was immediately overjoyed when he heard that, gloating over his misfortune.
This is really great news!
"Er Gouzi, you did a great job! Come on, give me a high five!"
"Come!"
Snapped!
"By the way, Er Gouzi, where did you kick him? Did you hit the nail on the head?"
"It's necessary, I have been planning that kick for several months! You didn't see it at the time, Duan Jiude almost cried..."
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Jiang Hongyan, who was standing aside, was speechless.
The two guys were annoyed at each other one second, and they got together with a playful smile in the next second, which really made people laugh and cry!
It's just that seeing their conversation getting further and further away, Jiang Hongyan couldn't stand it anymore, she smiled and shook her head and said, "Okay, stop chatting!"
"Yes! Holy One!" Er Gouzi immediately stood up in awe, straightened his body, and looked at Jiang Hongyan respectfully.
The corner of Xu Que's mouth twitched suddenly, this bastard, is he still thinking about flattering and being a prime minister?
"Er Gouzi, can you tell me in detail how you came here?" Jiang Hongyan asked with a faint smile.
"Of course, Your Majesty the Holy One! In fact, it's a long story, and we have to start talking about it when the god was born..." Er Gouzi immediately looked proud, ready to talk eloquently, and introduce him to the Holy One. Its glorious history leaves a good impression.
But before he finished speaking, there was a crisp "slap", and Xu Que slapped it on the forehead.
"Oh! What are you doing, boy?"
"Don't do it, don't make an appointment, get out! I'll shoot you to death with nonsense, so let's make a long story short, how did you get in here?"
"He walked in! Oh, it hurts, it hurts, don't hit me, don't hit me, I just said it! Actually, it was three months ago, this god went to Donghuang..."
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[The first update was delivered today. Today's monthly pass is less than 5000, so there is no need to add more, so happy! You five scumbags of war, you will be freed in two chapters, and you can go to Dongguan... Pooh, no, let's go to Donghuang for a stroll! 】