Chapter 846

"Ok?"

Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately looked at each other, both of them had the same expression on their faces—surprised!

Very surprised!

In the shouts from a distance, dogs are mentioned for a while, dog urine is mentioned for a while, and then wolves are mentioned again!

Don't these kinds of characteristics refer to Er Gouzi?

Looking around the world, there is really no other dog like this who looks like a dog but claims to be a wolf and dares to pee on other people's heads.

But something is wrong!

This nima is Dengxian Road, and Er Gouzi is on the four continents, how could he come in?

"Are they talking about Er Gouzi?" Jiang Hongyan looked at Xu Que and asked in surprise.

Even when she heard it, she thought of Er Gouzi, which made Xu Que feel that it was probably true!

"Let's go and have a look!" Xu Que stepped forward immediately, and rushed to find the sound with Jiang Hongyan.

Soon, on an ancient road in front, Xu Que saw a group of monks at the integration stage running fast.

Several of them had wet heads, exuded a smoky smell, and their faces were full of anger.

But if you look around, you can only see these monks running around, and you don't see Er Gouzi!

"Fellow Daoist, what happened? How did I hear that you were chasing a dog?" Xu Que immediately grabbed one of the young monks who hadn't been drenched in urine, and asked kindly.

The monk didn't have much interest in chasing the dog, so he simply stopped and said helplessly, "We were resting under that tree just now, but suddenly a dog appeared, stood on the tree to urinate, and shouted why we want to become a fairy!" Unfortunately, several of my senior brothers were drenched all over and exploded!"

"What? There is such a shameless dog in the world? Fellow Daoist, tell me what that dog looks like and what characteristics it has. I must draw my sword to help!" Xu Que patted his chest immediately and said righteously .

The young monk was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "It looks weird, it looks very wretched, and it really looks like a wolf, but it runs like a dog and is very fast!"

"Does that have any characteristics? For example, claiming to be a deity when speaking?" Xu Que asked.

The young monk couldn't help being surprised: "This...how do you know this?"

"I guess, that's fine, you can continue chasing the dog!" Xu Que smiled, took Jiang Hongyan's hand, turned and left directly.

Obviously, he is now 100% sure that Er Gouzi is what this group of people are chasing!

In normal times, Xu Que definitely wouldn't care about Er Gouzi, anyway, he can't be beaten to death, and according to his terrifying physical body, he might not be able to beat him even at the peak of the Mahayana stage!

But the situation is different now. If Er Gouzi can really come from the Four Continents, it means that this road to immortality has also opened its entrance on the Four Continents. Continents!

So now, Er Gouzi must be found first!

"Dengxian Road is very wide, and there are countless unknown areas. Er Gouzi just appeared here, and now he may have gone to a distant direction. I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to find him!" Jiang Hongyan said softly.

She knew something about Dengxian Road, and felt that the hope of finding Er Gouzi here was a little slim.

But Xu Que smiled and said, "Don't worry, with Er Gouzi's personality, he will retaliate against every grievance. Don't look at him as a cowardly dog, but he has a strong desire for revenge. I'm sure it won't go far, and I will definitely find a chance to come back and seek revenge from these people!"

"Then we'll wait for it here!" Jiang Hongyan nodded.

"Well, you have to wait, but you can't wait! Looking for someone... No, you still have to spread the word about looking for a dog!" Xu Que raised his mouth, waved his big hand, and took out a huge one from his crotch. megaphone!

Immediately afterwards, after a while of tinkering, he placed the loudspeakers on the side of the road, plugged in several speakers at the same time, and arranged them into a diffuse array according to the orientation of the array.

After hearing a "click", Xu Que pressed the switch, and all the speakers vibrated instantly, and Xu Que's emotional voice sounded!

"Everybody, do you have freestyle?

YO! YO! There is a dog named Ergouzi,

He pretends to be a wolf cub every day, but he is really a dog. Every time he opens his mouth, he will say the tune of "the god", and his words will be dissed by me. Anyone who sees it, please slap its tongue off! Yeah, yeah, my name is cool, I will never repeat what I say, I hope everyone will give me a monthly ticket to update and consolidate, remember to use more shower gel when taking a bath, I have to stop because of time! "

In an instant, Xu Que's impromptu rap resounded through all the speakers in an instant, coupled with the power of the diffusion array, and spread out in an infinite loop.

Countless monks around were stunned for a moment, looking at Xu Que in astonishment, and then couldn't help but nod their heads up and down following the rhythm.

In the distance, several monks were walking, and they were a little confused by the sudden freestyle, and then their heads were shaking, and even some monks with active limbs shook their hands on the spot and followed the rhythm.

Further away, in a patch of withered grass, a dog suddenly jumped up from below, its two lantern-sized eyes stared extremely wide, looking around.

"Damn it, why does this voice sound like that kid? How dare you scold me, the god! Hold the grass, why does it sound so exciting! Hold the grass, YO! YO! YO!"

It shook the dog's head while shouting, and at the same time touched its stomach, took out the tape recorder that Xu Que gave it back then, and started searching for similar songs!

Afterwards, it listened to the song and rushed towards the direction of the sound.

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At this time, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan contentedly, and said with a smile: "Little girl, how about my freestyle? Is it cool?"

Jiang Hongyan couldn't help laughing, and said angrily, "Why do you know all kinds of weird things?"

"I learned it in my hometown!" Xu Que laughed.

"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was taken aback. She had also heard Xu Que mention that his hometown was not the Five Elements Mountain, but in a farther place, but she had never heard him mention the specific location.

Xu Que smiled, looked at Jiang Hongyan suddenly and affectionately, said: "One day, I will take you to my hometown to have a look, and then hold a grand wedding, let everyone come to witness the greatness Wedding, let the whole world bless us!"

"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled, even if it was an ordinary face after disguise, it was enough to amaze the crowd at this moment, and it was so beautiful!

The two just looked at each other, Xu Que slowly moved forward, trying to take advantage of such a wonderful opportunity to kiss Jiang Hongyan again!

"Senior brother, senior brother, come quickly, we saw that dog!" Suddenly, someone not far away exclaimed.

Immediately afterwards, a group of monks rushed over.

Both Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan came to their senses. After looking at each other, they rushed forward without saying anything.

After a while, the two finally saw the familiar dog!

There is no doubt that it is Er Gouzi!

At this time, it was being blocked by several monks. It was standing on its hind legs like a human, and its front legs were waving. It was also playing freestyle: "YO! YO! You bastards, how dare you stop me?" The god is going to go, looking for death? YO! YO! Come here if you have the guts, I will slap you to death with a slap!"

"Hmph, what are you doing here, what are you pretending for? Since it's delivered to your door, don't even think about running away!"

"Stay here well, keep your mouth clean, and throw away your skin when my senior brother comes back!" Several monks stared at Er Gouzi coldly and said.

Er Gouzi, however, seemed to be obsessed with freestyle, and continued to wave his front legs, and said arrogantly: "I just want my mouth to be dirty, I just want to scold you, and I want to bite me! YO! YO! Your mother's head is like a ball, kick it to a department store, department store, buy a balloon, and buy your mother's head!"

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