Chapter 1703 Buy It All for Me
"You gave him the medicine? But how did you do it?" Someone asked doubtfully.
Facing everyone's suspicious stares, Xu Que blinked his eyes and took out a bag of medicinal powder: "Welcome everyone to recommend today's good things from the Zhatian Gang. This recommended product is the top-quality croton powder produced by the Zhatian Gang. Breathing absorption, made from Fengtian Jedi Luanwu Spring and Autumn Thirteen Fragrance Crotons that have been lost for many years in Xianyunzhou! It is a must-have for laxative and bowel cleansing, whether it is used for opponents before battle or for yourself Your best choice!"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their heads were covered with black lines.
are you crazy!
What kind of products are you selling well!
Do you think this is the Xianyunzhou hypermarket? !
And it can be absorbed through breathing, this horse is not croton powder at all, but some weird virus!
Hearing Xu Que's words, everyone took a step back tacitly.
In the past, there were immortals who were recruited for no reason, and now they can't straighten their waists. They don't want to follow in their footsteps.
"Don't worry, everyone. It was just a demonstration. You are all potential customers of our Zhatian Gang. Why would you just drug you?" Xu Que said with a smile.
Everyone could not help but shudder.
Won't attack us?
Lie a fool you!
I don't even think about who blackmailed the Lingshi in the second level!
Er Gouzi took out the tape recorder very tacitly, and began to give up a BGM, full of magical rhythms, which made people involuntarily listen to Xu Que's introduction.
"Buy now, we will not only deliver the goods to your door, but also buy one get one free, guaranteeing you to use it for a hundred years. This is an unprecedented discount. Don't miss it!"
Xu Que held a loudspeaker and tried to sell it to everyone.
Under the effect of the magical BGM, everyone's eyes became a little confused.
"Hearing what he said...it seems really worthwhile."
"One bag can be used for a hundred years, and now you buy one and get one free."
"And judging by the effect, even immortals are useful, so if we use it to deal with other people,
Wouldn't it be twice the result with half the effort! "
Xianzun, who was regarded as a product example, turned green at this moment, no matter how aggrieved he was, he could only bear the discussions from the people around him with difficulty.
The effect of this croton powder was extremely strong, almost to an outrageous level. He had almost used his skills to the limit, but he still couldn't suppress the desire to vent three thousand miles.
Damn, when the old man stabilizes, I will kill you immediately!
At this time, this immortal venerable had a strong killing intent towards Xu Que, not only because of the inheritance of the ancient Buddha, but also because Xu Que dared to tease him like this!
"Don't miss it when you pass by!"
"Thousand-year-old croton powder is rare, you can earn it if you buy it!"
"Hurry up and buy, guys!"
Under Xu Que's hard-working publicity, many of the people present showed expressions of eagerness to make a move, but they couldn't bear to buy it.
After all, this thing is just croton powder, not some ancient wonder.
But the key point is here, this kind of croton powder can make an immortal venerable lose its combat effectiveness, and even the strength of an immortal venerable can't excrete it from the body.
That's the worst part about it.
If you are some kind of poison, just let it go as a fart when the kung fu is running.
But this croton powder can't be taken out, and it doesn't do any harm to the body. From a certain point of view, it can even be regarded as a kind of medicinal material.
Look at that Immortal Venerable, who hasn't recovered yet, with a smothered face that makes people feel like shit, and you know how powerful the croton powder is.
This level of weakening can be said to be a huge advantage in a life-and-death duel.
If any one of the Immortal Venerables was present, if they met the Immortal Venerable who had missed Croton Powder by mistake, they would be able to blow him up in an instant.
"How many spirit stones do you have to sell for such a good croton powder?" Er Gouzi began to become a qualified fan.
Xu Que patted his thigh, and said in a loud voice: "Everyone is happy today, I will give you a friendly price - 9,999 spirit stones!"
Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones?
Even though everyone was a little moved, they were also shocked by the price.
A croton powder is so expensive, you might as well grab it!
"No way! It's too high!" Duan Jiude stepped forward at this moment to benefit everyone.
"Then... nine hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones?"
"No, it's still too expensive! Let me tell you a price, and you sell it at the price I said!" Er Gouzi waved his hand and said majesticly, "Listen up... ninety-nine spirit stones, one thousand pieces! Fill me up!"
Everyone was still shocked at the high price of 9,999, but when they heard such a low price of 9,999, they looked at Er Gouzi with gratitude.
"We all wrongly blamed this dog before, he is a good man... no, a good dog!"
"Yeah, it's so touching to be able to grab such a favorable price for me!"
"Wooooow, I'm going to give it a hug, it's really not easy!"
Xu Que showed embarrassment. After struggling for a long time, he seemed to have made up his mind and said viciously, "Okay! Ninety-nine is ninety-nine! I'll sell at a loss today!"
"It's already at a loss anyway, so it's better to lose more!" Er Gouzi found a small black stick from nowhere, put it near his mouth, and said hoarsely, "Now, immediately! Bring me out of the inventory! Today, the deity is here to let you know that the top 100 family members who snatched it will give an extra five packs of croton powder! In addition to the previous buy one get one free, there are seven packs in total! Ninety-nine spirit stones, seven packs are fine Affecting the croton powder of Xianzun! With such a favorable price and such good benefits, family members quickly raise the spirit stone in your hand to snap up it!"
Xu Que's complexion changed drastically: "No way! I won't die if I sell like this!"
Er Gouzi already put on a manic expression: "No, I have to sell it if I say it! My family members come with me and snap up!"
Everyone was completely moved by Er Gouzi's fanaticism at this time, and shouted in unison.
"Buying!"
"Buying!"
"Buying!"
For a moment, the cheers of the crowd echoed in the sky, full of joyful atmosphere.
Soon, someone was the first to throw out a pack of spirit stones: "Give me a pack!"
"I want a pack too!"
"I want ten packs!"
"Don't fucking rob me, these are all mine!"
"Get out, Lao Tzu, a fairy king dares to rob me, a fairy!"
The crowd immediately started scrambling for it, and the big guys made their moves one after another, and the gorgeous true energy instantly flooded the trial ground.
Xu Que, who was supposed to be in the center, stood in the air not far away with Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude, looking at the chaotic scene below, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.
"How is it? My idea is not bad, these guys haven't found out that they have been tricked until now." Er Gouzi said proudly.
Xu Que gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, not bad, it is indeed the world's number one god pit!"
"Stop farting, I am the number one god in the world!"
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