Chapter 1702 I Gave the Laxatives

"Boy, your spirit shell is really useful, they didn't even realize that what was just now was an illusion." Duan Jiude said in a low voice.

Xu Que said in a nonchalant way: "Hurry up and make arrangements, there are so many immortals, we won't be able to escape if we don't make some preparations."

"Come on!"

Duan Jiude and Ergouzi looked at each other, and began to arrange a formation behind them.

With the shell of the gods as a cover, the immortal kings and immortals on the opposite side couldn't tell what they were doing at all, they could only see three people standing in front and possing.

Everyone frowned, and couldn't figure out how Xu Que and the others managed to escape that slap.

"Could it be an illusion?"

"It is very likely that these guys are best at these crooked things."

"If it's really an illusion, it would be quite a scary thing to be able to blind our perception to do this."

"Hmph! It's so fancy, the old man wants to see what other tricks you have!"

An immortal venerable snorted coldly, jumped forward, and directly raised his hand to strike again.

An irresistible coercion descended in an instant, crushing the surrounding rocks into powder. Some immortal kings with weaker cultivation bases couldn't even resist the coercion.

"It's only one, it's not enough to watch!" Xu Que raised his index finger, shook it left and right, and said provocatively, "I dare say, I don't need to do it at all, this person will retreat by himself!"

Wow!

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar.

"Are you kidding, I really thought I was a god!"

"This is the Immortal Venerable, even the Immortal Emperor would not be able to say such a thing."

"It seems that these guys haven't been taught a lesson for too long, and they've forgotten all about it!"

Everyone talked a lot, and they didn't believe what Xu Que said.

Just when Xianzun was about to rush in front of Xu Que, he stopped the car suddenly, his face changed drastically, his brows were tightly frowned, and beads of sweat fell from his forehead.

Gululu!

A loud noise came from him,

It seemed to be some other physical activity, a harbinger of things to come.

Immortal Venerable's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "This...what the hell did you do to me?!"

"Yo, Immortal Venerable is dead? Didn't you say that you want to shoot us to death?" Duan Jiude said with a sarcasm, "Come on, come on, I'll be waiting for you."

"Fuck! This guy is simply too arrogant!" Someone shouted angrily.

"But why did this fellow Taoist suddenly stop?"

"Yeah, the road ahead is smooth and there is no danger. As long as we continue, we will be able to capture these three people!"

Everyone was puzzled, not knowing why the Immortal Venerable suddenly stopped.

Only he himself knew that his stomach was churning and throbbing with colic pain, as if a knife was stirring back and forth in his stomach.

Beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, and Xianzun's complexion turned blue and purple.

This situation has not happened to him for a long time, this is clearly a sign of poisoning!

"You are simply despicable and shameless...you actually poisoned me!" said Xianzun, gnashing his teeth.

Poison!

Everyone was startled, and they looked at the Wicked Dog Group with vigilance.

If I had known earlier, when my cultivation reached the level of the Immortal Venerable, ordinary poisons would no longer be effective, and the toxins would be expelled as soon as the kung fu worked.

It is definitely a rare poison that can have an effect on the immortal, so they naturally dare not approach it, for fear that they will also be recruited.

Xu Que was stunned for a moment, and immediately said righteously: "You bastard! My Zhatian Gang has always acted aboveboard, how could it be possible to do such a despicable thing like poisoning?!"

"That's right! Poison is such a dirty thing, I don't even care about it!"

"The old way has always convinced people with virtue, and it is absolutely impossible to poison!"

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude agreed one after another.

Someone questioned: "Smart words, you are poisoned, of course you don't want to admit it!"

Speaking of this, Xu Que suddenly let out a long sigh, with a sad face on his face: "Let's think about it together, in the second level, the third level, which level I didn't try my best to break through for everyone, but I didn't expect that everyone would pass it. Misunderstood me so much, it makes me very chilling!"

The words were so sincere that those who were still doubting were speechless.

Although it was true that this guy was a bit tricked before, if it wasn't for him, people like himself might not be able to break through the second and third levels.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that this guy has cheated some spirit stones at most, and it seems that there is no one who really wants to kill anyone.

Of course, those people in Tianmen have enmity for a long time, and everyone has become a deadly enemy. No matter who strikes, they will not show mercy.

Another immortal said in a deep voice: "In that case, how dare you swear by the law of heaven that you never went down!"

Without further ado, Xu Que raised his right hand directly: "I, Xu Que, swear by the law of heaven that I never poisoned you. If I do, I will let Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude fight five thunders!"

Rumble!

As soon as the words fell, there was a muffled thunder.

"Fuck! Why are you bombarding us? You are unreasonable!" Er Gouzi was taken aback, and ran behind Xu Que in a swipe, holding onto the corner of his clothes tightly, "God, you can see clearly, You have to bang this guy, don't miss it."

Dark clouds are gradually spreading from the sky, but because the restriction has not been completely lifted, the aura of catastrophe has not yet overflowed.

When everyone saw that Xu Que had just finished speaking, there was a burst of thunder, and they were speechless for a while, but they did not doubt the authenticity of Xu Que's words.

After all, it is not a joke to swear an oath by the way of heaven. If Xu Que had really poisoned him, he would have been smashed to pieces by Tianlei by now.

"Could it be that he really didn't poison it?"

"That's strange, how did this fellow Taoist get poisoned?"

"It's too weird. Could it be that there are existences in this Buddhaland that we don't know about?"

When everyone was discussing, Xu Que suddenly stood up and said righteously: "I know what's going on?"

As he said that, he pretended to look at the immortal, and came to a conclusion: "This fellow Taoist is going to have diarrhea!"

Have loose bowels?

What are you kidding!

Everyone finds it incredible, what kind of existence is that Immortal Venerable?

An innocent body, a high-level existence that has long been separated from mortal behavior, how can there be such a thing as diarrhea?

"Fellow Daoist Xu, you're talking nonsense. Do you know what kind of existence an Immortal Venerable is? How could you have diarrhea all the time!" Someone sneered.

Xu Que said eloquently: "Of course I know, because I gave the laxatives!"

"Hmph, I'll let the old man tell you... Wait, what did you just say? You took the laxative?"

Everyone looked at Xu Que in unison, full of surprise.

WTF?

Say it again!

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