Chapter 1746 The Main Body Is Too Stupid

"Fatty man, what are you thinking about, and you don't even look at your face and figure."

"Brother Tian, ​​what you said is not very harmful, but it is extremely insulting. My parents gave me my looks. What can I do? If I am a beautiful girl, I will definitely let my brothers..."

"Stop talking nonsense, get ready to act, the plan is like this." Xiao Tian interrupted Zhou Quan to continue talking nonsense.

"The plan is so... so...understand?"

Zhou Quan was dumbfounded, almost wanted to get up, and exposed himself to the people in the distance.

"It's too much, Brother Tian, ​​that's not how my horns are played."

"Fatty, if you don't want the three of us to die, you should wrong yourself." Chu Feng suppressed a smile.

Zhou Quan had no choice but to look up to the sky and murmured: "The heavens have given me the responsibility of this fat man. As the savior, the fat man can only do so."

In the mountain village, Situ Qingyun and his two subordinates met at the agreed meeting place.

"The situation." Situ Qingyun whispered.

"Let me tell you, young master, we are incompetent. In the past few days, we have not been able to find the place where the tiger spirit's body is stored, nor the hiding place of those three people."

A cold light flashed in Situ Qingyun's eyes.

"Forget it, after all, there are two aliens. Although the remaining one is not an alien, his brain is not equal to the sum of the two of you."

"Feng Lu, this operation is based on you, what do you think?"

Lu Xian, who was the enshrined of the Ancient God Biological Gene Group in his early years, was the man of Situ Qingyun's grandfather, and is now seventy-three years old.

At this age, many old people have degenerated body organs, so they have to be careful when walking, but Lu Xian's physical function is stronger than that of an eighteen-year-old boy, and his energy and blood are exuberant. He is a martial arts practitioner himself. Also known as ancient warriors.

Lu Xian glanced at Ah Wu and Ah Shisan, and asked in a deep voice: "You two, tell us about the situation in the past few days, and what areas have been ruled out?"

Ah Wu said bluntly: "Asan Thirteen and I have searched the entire village. It seems that there is a hidden underground compartment, but we didn't find it."

"So which places are the places where the ingredients are piled up?"

Ah Wu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help saying: "There are two places where a lot of ingredients are stored. We also looked for them at the time, but we didn't find the secret room. Maybe you can find it, Master."

"Lead the way and pass quietly."

At the same time, outside the mountain village, in the hiding place of the three vehicles, 95 armed members looked cold and guarded their surroundings.

Moo!

The sudden and strange scream made 95 people change their colors, and the infrared sight of the thermal weapon in their hands instantly locked on the source of the sound.

People with sharp eyesight vaguely saw the bull monster appearing in the distant ravine.

"Be careful! If this mutated bull monster approaches, shoot it!"

Moo!

The horned monster shuttled through the valley from time to time, attracting most of the armed members' attention.

Since the three vehicles were hiding on a downhill, and there were many ravines around, Xiao Tian detoured and approached quietly, taking advantage of the night and his cat-like agility, he got close to the off-road vehicle.

"Stick up! At night, those mutated monsters are most active, so don't be attacked! Be careful where you step!"

"Yes! Captain!"

On the off-road vehicle, Xiao Tian quietly looked and searched, and found a box under the passenger seat.

The box is locked.

"Made, it's a pity. If you inherit the ability of the main body now, it would be good to awaken a white eye that can see through."

"Ding! Sensing the strong wish request of Tiandao's avatar, Tiandao's main body casts spells in the air, and Tiandao's avatar can make the following choices:

Choice 1: Destroy all armed members present. Reward: Turn on the abilities of Baiyan and Sharingan.

Option 2: Without disturbing the people around, pee and defecate on the off-road vehicle, and leave quietly with the box. Reward: Open Kaleidoscope Sharingan and Enhanced White Eyes. "

Xiao Tianmeng is stunned!

The main body is too good at deceiving people!

shit? Where does he feel like shit now! Depend on!

"Ontology, you are very good! What fun!"

After careful consideration, Xiao Tian chose the second option.

It's okay to pee, but it's okay to hold back some urine.

only!

Xiao Tian looked hopeless and took off his pants, but he really couldn't pull out the shit.

Moo!

Outside, the horned monster constantly challenged the nerves of the surrounding armed members.

"This monster that has become a spirit has a brain after all, and is afraid of the things in our hands." Captain Han's face was ugly.

"This monster keeps calling, but it doesn't attack. It's hard to say that it's not calling for companions. It seems that we should contact the young master and several priests. If there are too many monsters coming, our firepower is still too limited."

Captain Han has experience in fighting monsters. Not long ago, he took the existing team and wiped out more than a hundred mutated and extremely aggressive huskies. Thermal weapons are no longer useful, and bullets with the latest specifications of 7.6 mm and specially made materials can pierce.

Listening to the words of the group of people around, Xiao Tian was very depressed, he couldn't hold back the excrement, but a few drops of urine came out.

Moo!

Time passed, more than half an hour passed like this.

The armed members were anxious and uneasy, Xiao Tian was also in a bad mood, and our bull monster, Zhou Quan, was even more depressed.

"Brother Tian, ​​Young Master Tian, ​​Father Tian! Come out, make some noise! ​​You are so good at acting like a cow on all fours! Fatty, my limbs are going to cramp."

Zhou Quan was about to cry, this job was not only extremely insulting, but also laborious, it was really not done by humans.

On the hillside, Chu Feng, who was assigned to work as an observer, frowned, not knowing what Xiao Tian was doing.

"Huh?" Chu Feng only saw a figure coming out from the mountain village, and seemed to be heading towards the large army.

"Not good, I have to give Brother Tian a reminder."

Chu Feng rubbed his neck, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and then...

"Aw!"

Chu Feng's roar was extremely shrill, like a night demon getting angry.

At Shandao, the armed members felt trembling, and Captain Han's complexion changed drastically.

"It's all ready! That bull monster is indeed summoning monsters! These beasts!"

"Number 9, prepare the ammunition! If the beasts attack you! If you don't hit a bullet, you must not lose the guy in your hand!"

The expressions of the priests rushing to the main force also changed.

"These monsters! I have to speed up!"

Xiao Tian, ​​who was on the off-road vehicle waiting to launch the bombing of the enemy area, frowned when he heard Chu Feng's prompt.

"Damn it! Shit, you need to fight for your strength! Make sure the next wave bombs here."

"It's uncomfortable! I don't feel like pulling up at all! Isn't my ability gone?"

Xiao Tian looked pained, and right now he could only imagine that he hadn't played for several days, and needed a big catharsis.

The brain seems to be tricked into sending out the signal to open the gate.

beep!

A small ammunition was dropped on the off-road vehicle chair.

"It's done! Get away!" At this time, Xiao Tian didn't have time to wipe his butt, so he put on his trousers and fixed the trouser pockets, holding the box was looking for an opportunity to escape.

eye!

Ow!

Fortunately, the two teammates covered it well, because the sound was from the same direction, causing most of the militants to pay attention to the hillside and the monster with its horns exposed from time to time.

"success!"

Xiao Tian's movements were sensitive and light, and he escaped successfully.

That's because the place where the car is located and the surrounding terrain are so good, and now at night, Xiao Tian, ​​who has night vision ability and the ability to clearly grasp the enemy's movement direction, made a big circle and returned to the hillside.

Roar!

After Xiao Tian and Chu Feng met, he lowered his voice and let out a roar like a tiger, shaking the mountains and forests.

"Get ready!" Captain Han's face was serious, he didn't expect the appearance of a tiger monster, which was the most troublesome.

This kind of mutated monster is huge and more terrifying than a walking tank. It is also extremely mobile and sensitive. Often, many bullets will not be able to hit them, and the holder will be killed by a tiger.

At this time, Zhou Quan, who played the role of the bull monster, was relieved when he heard Xiao Tian's instruction sound and the roar of the tiger.

"Good guy! It's been a long time. Fatty, I almost turned into a cow. Why are my limbs getting smoother and smoother? My body is starting to feel better!"

Back on the hillside, Zhou Quan lowered his voice, questioned Xiao Tian for a while, and became angry: "My young master Tian, ​​what are you doing? Could it be that there are beauties in the team, and you were attracted there?"

"For this thing." Xiao Tian pointed to the box on the ground, but at this moment, he was concerned about the reward he got for completing the choice.

Kaleidoscope Sharingan! Enhanced version of supercilious!

The left eye is a kaleidoscope, and the right eye is white. The former can provide him with many abilities, such as launching illusions on creatures, using divine powers, Susanoo, etc., Baiyan can provide a 360-degree view of God without dead ends, and comes with Hyuga family physical skills, such as gossip ·Back to the days! Rouquan·Bagua sixty-four palms.

Of course, with the current energy in the body, only 30% to 40% blue will be left after launching a move to return to the sky.

"I'll go! Brother Tian, ​​why don't you just come back? Are you making trouble?"

Zhou Quan's tone was not angry, thanks to him acting as a bull monster to attract firepower for so long, Xiao Tian was so disappointing in the end.

"Huh?" Xiao Tian turned his eyes and looked at the opened box, his expression couldn't help but he was very thick-skinned, and he couldn't even see the slightest blush in the night.

"This is the young master's suit pants."

"What a loss! But why is the young master's boxer pants so small? They are women's, aren't you afraid of being strangled?" After speaking, Zhou Quan couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Tian, ​​someone from the village has come out to return to the main force, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to move." Chu Feng reminded.

Xiao Tian nodded, the next step is indeed difficult.

"There is still a long time before tomorrow's trading time. I'm afraid we have been exposed. In this case, go back to the village and meet the stranger brought by Situ Qingyun in the dark night."

Seeing the cold light flashing in Xiao Tian's eyes, Chu Feng narrowed his eyes slightly and understood the meaning.

"That being the case, let's play that role tonight."

Zhou Quan hurriedly said: "Don't let me play the bull monster, I beg you."

"Fatty, no problem, just play the bull demon."

"What do you mean? Isn't that different!" Zhou Quan was about to explode.

"It's different. The bull monster in my memory still walks on four legs. The bull monster walks on two legs and holds a machete in both hands. You are so old and fierce. You are very suitable for this role."

Zhou Quan: "...!x-on:￥"