Chapter 656 Hello, Your Majesty the Mermaid (11)

Bai Weiwei's temper softened, she took the half-eaten fish beside him and stuffed it into his mouth.

The mermaid's teeth are particularly sharp.

If she was not careful, her hand bones could be crushed with a snap.

Vic paused, a piece of sashimi fell off his lips.

He hesitated for a while, then let go of Bai Weiwei's wrist, picked up the sashimi, and continued to eat slowly.

The etiquette of mermaid nobles is to be attentive, calm and slow when eating.

This is elegant and noble.

Of course, the mermaids at the bottom don't need these, anyway, they just eat sharks when they catch them.

After a while, all that can be eaten by a shark is the skeleton.

But the memories of the mermaids in Vic's mind are the memories of the nobles, the kings.

Therefore, his every move has the elegant etiquette of an orthodox king.

Bai Weiwei took the opportunity to back away, and then walked outside.

She said, "Is it a mermaid or a Teddy, it can be used by anyone, right?"

System: "The mermaids are sexually promiscuous, so the male lead, like humans, can be in heat all year round."

Bai Weiwei: "..."

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Bai Weiwei decided to take the route of warmth, she really couldn't use sex to seduce a fish that wanted to be in heat all the time.

No, she did a lot of psychological construction.

Still can't convince myself, what with a fish.

It's too ruinous.

She originally thought that she was enough to have no three views, but she didn't expect that after meeting a fish, she knew that she could pick up and use everything again because of her three views.

Bai Weiwei bought a bunch of fish that he likes to eat.

I made him happy, and then I started to take out a picture book, a small blackboard, and write aoe like facing a mentally handicapped child.

"Come on, Vic, let's learn the human language."

Facing a fish, or a fish with poor communication, Bai Weiwei said that this kind of race can fall in love, how can we talk about it if we don't understand the language?

So learn, must learn.

Vic was soaking in the bathtub, flicking his tail.

All the words on the blackboard were wiped out.

Then he squinted at her with his beautiful eyes, those mocking little eyes.

Bai Weiwei endured it.

After all, it's a fish, so you can't make things difficult for a fish.

Bai Weiwei took out the picture book again, "Come on, Vic, read aloud, I want to go to the bathroom, I want to eat, I want to dance..."

tear up.

Vic stretched out his beautiful nails, and tore the picture book to shreds at a penetrating speed.

Bai Weiwei said, it's a fish, and I can bear it with a low IQ.

Vic reached out and threw a piece of soap on Bai Weiwei's head.

Bai Weiwei: "..."

He stretched out his slender fingers lazily, and ticked Bai Weiwei.

Then he pointed to his body again, motioning for Bai Weiwei to bathe him.

Bai Weiwei couldn't bear it anymore.

She said to the system: "Is there any mermaid cooking recipe, I'm going to braise him."

System: "Yes, first take out a blunt instrument and hit the mermaid's head fiercely, it takes the strength of a hundred adult men, because the mermaid's head is hundreds of times harder than a human's, after knocking unconscious, you need to use a knife like cutting diamonds , to chop his bones, divide him into several pieces, steam the mermaid head, braise the fish meat, and boil the fish bone soup..."

Bai Weiwei: "..."

System: "It looks delicious."

Bai Weiwei: "..."

After listening to the recipe that the system lost her appetite, Bai Weiwei resigned to her fate and rolled up her sleeves, picked up the soap, and wiped the mermaid's body.

She took out the bath ball for bathing and made bubbles.

Vic stayed quietly in the bathtub, leaning his head on the edge of the bathtub, looking lazily at Bai Weiwei.