Chapter 2060 You Are Missing a Broken Bowl
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"No matter what, it's good as long as you don't waste your health. And Xiaoyue doesn't get fat no matter how much she eats, which is really enviable."
Liu Ruyan said with a smile: "Besides, it's a waste if we can't eat the food at home anyway. It would be good to have someone to clean up the dishes in the future."
Lu Xiaoyue: "..."
After walking out of the room, Tang Yu went outside and started making red chicken, feeling at ease.
Not long after, I saw a group of people walking over.
"Boss, you are here as expected. It smells so good. Brothers are working hard, but you are here to eat delicious food secretly." First, Li Yong's exclamation came.
"I'm so hungry too, boss. Is there anything to eat at home? I'd rather have some food. This battle has made me hungry."
Chris touched his belly and stared at the roasted chicken with greedy expression.
"Okay, you are back."
Tang Yu said with a smile: "You are here to pretend to be here one by one. The task I gave you is just to contain you, but I don't want you to charge into the battle to the death. After all, there are tens of thousands of masters of the Heavenly Realm on the other side. , it’s not easy to win, and I don’t want any of our people to sacrifice, it’s not worth it.”
"hey-hey."
Chris touched his head and said: "That's what I said. However, our results are not cheap. Based on the archery masters of Lao Luo's Wind Chasing Archery Sect, our attacks are much longer than theirs. Under this restraint, thousands of them died, but only a few dozen of us were slightly injured, which was harmless."
"These are all normal. If you really hurt someone, then I will have to settle the score with you."
Tang Yu rolled his eyes and said: "However, Chris, you are doing quite well. This battle finally allowed you to break through the realm and reach the ninth level."
"Of course, am I the kind of person who can be left behind?"
Chris said with a stinky look on his face: "After this battle, hey, let's go and have a good time. I'm so idle in Xiaoyuntian Realm. There is finally more nightlife after I come back. Find a bathing center and have a good massage." , Tsk tsk, that feeling is really ecstasy.”
"Don't you already have a wife? Are you still going there to hang out?"
Roman looked at Chris with disdain on his face: "You have such a beautiful wife at home, and you still want to cause such a mess. Are you too unscrupulous?"
"Lao Luo, I don't understand the truth when I look at you, a big man who has been single for more than 40 years."
Chris taught earnestly and said: "As the saying goes, the wild flowers outside are particularly fragrant. Women are like roast chicken. No matter how delicious it is, if you eat it every day, you will get tired of it, so it's time to change your taste."
"Nonsense."
Roman said disdainfully: "Don't make excuses for your love affairs. If you look for dirty people like you, you don't know if you will bring back any viruses and then infect your wife." That would be interesting.”
"Fuck, don't scare me."
Hearing this, Chris suddenly became excited: "How about we just go for a massage? Lao Luo, Yingying, Ah Chong and Xiaotian, what do you say, are you going to go?"
"Not interested in."
Chen Chong curled his lips: "What good are the women there? I still want to find my true love."
"Love?"
Chris choked and coughed several times; "Brother, don't tease me, you have nothing to do with true love. You are so awesome now, which woman wouldn't follow you? As long as it's not an alien , there will definitely be as many women as you want, and they will all get on the pole and climb on top of you."
"I'm not kidding."
Chen Chong solemnly took out a set of clothes full of patches and said excitedly: "I took this off a beggar on the road. Let's see how it goes. Does it suit me well? When I put on this beggar's clothes, My true love is here. Boss, look, what is missing, help me point it out."
"puff!"
As soon as these words came out, Tang Yu almost vomited blood. I originally thought that Chen Chong was just talking to me before, but who would have thought that this guy was actually serious!
"Don't you want to go to Xiaoyuntian Realm to find it? Why did you go back to Tongmortal Realm?"
The corner of Tang Yu's mouth twitched: "You do look like a beggar in your outfit, but you still lack something, you still lack a broken bowl..."
"Asking what love is in this world will teach you how to make love between life and death."
Chen Chong murmured: "Those women in Xiaoyuntian Realm, let alone mentioning them, don't look at your appearance at all, nor do they look at how chic you are. They only look at whether you have strength and how powerful you are. It's too straightforward and not suitable. Me. I still think these people in the ordinary world can do it, at least they won’t care about whether I have strength or not.”
"Ah Chong, can you please stop teasing me? They don't care about your ability, but they will ask you if you have a house? Do you have a car? How much is your salary? Can her name be written on the real estate certificate?"
Tang Yu only felt that he had one head and two heads: "If you go out like this, you don't need to wear beggar clothes, just wear street stall goods. Even if you show some of your strength, but say that you are penniless, I bet you will definitely No woman will even look at you.”
"I do not believe."
Chen Chong said with a look of disbelief: "There are always people in this world who don't care about these things, just like sisters-in-law, aren't they all excellent?"
"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to hit you."
Tang Yu rolled his eyes and said: "If you want to have fun, go buy a street stall and apply for a job in a company with more women to see what the result will be. Don't compare with me, yours My destiny is not as good as mine, I am the destiny of Dao Mei, my life is bumpy, but my luck is strong."
"Okay, I'll listen to you and go and play for a few days. Anyway, there's nothing going on here for the time being. It's just time to relax."
Chen Chong smiled: "Boss, just wait and see how I find true love!"
With that said, Chen Chong looked arrogant and walked out struttingly carrying the beggar's uniform.
"Ah, this guy...is really stubborn."
Chris said speechlessly: "Women, just force yourself and you're done. It's not that hard. Li Yong, Shadow, why don't you two go to the bathing center? Let's just take a bath and get a massage. I'll treat you. How about that?"
"Hey, I have nothing to do anyway. I just went for a walk to relax."
Li Yong seriously shined green and said excitedly.
As for Shadow, he also said with great interest: "I've grown up and haven't been there yet. I'll go and have a look."
"Haha, good brother, wait until my brother lets you see the world, hahaha."
Chris laughed loudly, and everyone bid farewell to Tang Yu and walked directly outside.
Seeing this scene, Tang Yu and Luo Man suddenly looked at each other, wondering what was going on. What are these guys doing here? To sum up, is it just to tell yourself that they are back and they are going to pick up girls?
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