Chapter 870: Zombie: You Can't Talk About It
Su Bei raised his eyebrows. From this appearance, Lu Xiangnan had a story, "People are extremely hungry, and it seems to be the same."
"Aren't there many stories where people cannibalize their own kind in order to survive?"
Lu Xiangnan's gaze became paranoid, as if he believed that zombies should not exist, "That's different."
Yes, not the same, how could it be the same?
Su Bei spread his hands, "As long as you are happy."
Lu turned to the south, and his whole body quickly melted into darkness.
Su Bei stepped forward and walked beside him, "I don't mind listening to stories."
Lu Xiangnan's voice turned back to indifference, "I don't know how to tell stories."
Su Bei didn't force it, "Ok, I'll tell you a story." Anyway, it wasn't the first time he told a story to a target, so he was very proficient.
This time I am not going to tell the story of the farmer and the snake, but I am going to talk about "I Have a Date with Zombies".
748: "The drama the host watched is really amazing."
The black man from northern Jiangsu had a question mark face, "What the hell?"
748 said solemnly: "The drama system checks, the drama you mentioned is old in your own world."
Su Bei grasped the words, "Can you detect this show?"
748 stopped talking, Su Bei wasn't going to let him go, "I want the disc of this drama right now."
Su Bei felt that he was also very good. While telling stories, he also chatted with 748.
Lu Xiangnan interrupted Su Bei's story, "Impossible, it is impossible for humans and zombies to be together, and it is even more impossible for celestial masters and zombies to be together."
Su Bei smacked his lips, "Why?"
Lu Xiangnan said calmly: "For zombies, humans are prey. Just as humans cannot fall in love with prey like pigs, cattle and sheep, zombies cannot fall in love with humans."
It sounded right, "Speaking of which, do demons exist?"
Lu Xiangnan replied: "Probably."
Su Bei also felt that there were zombies after all, "Humans and demons are also together, aren't they?"
Lu Xiangnan's thinking was so clear, "People don't eat monsters."
Subei's language is at a loss, and it's hard to get a target for this strategy, "Why not, people don't know it's a monster, and it's possible to accidentally eat the monster's body."
Lu Xiangnan glanced at Su Bei, thinking that his serious look was a bit amusing, "Have you seen it?"
748: "The strategy value increases by 5%, and the progress of the strategy is 70%."
Su Bei was going crazy, he really wanted to grab Lu Xiangnan by the collar and shout, you can say yes, you have a long mouth, right?
But he didn't, he could only grit his teeth and say, "Aren't you my boyfriend?"
Lu Xiangnan seemed to have just remembered such a thing, hesitantly said: "Because this is a deal."
When he said the word "deal", Lu Xiangnan felt a little...unexplainable feeling, which made people very uncomfortable.
748: "The attack value increases by 5%, and the progress of the attack is 75%."
Su Bei was dumbfounded, okay, not everyone can do things like talk, so he gave up.
The next day, Su Bei handed him the disk he looted from 748, "You're welcome."
Lu Xiangnan pinched the tray, "That story you told?"
Su Bei nodded, "I don't think I can tell the essence, you should go and see for yourself."
Lu Xiangnan was not at all interested in such unrealistic stories, but he didn't say anything when he touched the warning in Su Bei's eyes.
He thought for a moment and said, "You know me very well."