Chapter 1065 My Boy’s Urine
"Brother!" Jing Hua's face became more and more gloomy, and he looked at Jing Xuan with burning eyes: "I mean, I'm faster than you, throw away my identity as Brother Chu!"
"So what? Your time is no match for mine." Jing Xuan said with great confidence.
"You haven't even done anything, how do you know I'm no match for you?" Thinking of his bravery on the bed, Jinghua smiled proudly: "I can fight again in two hours."
Jing Xuan patted Jing Hua on the shoulder and said sincerely: "My brother, two hours is really... too fast."
"Fuck!" Jing Hua cursed rudely. Two hours, too fast?
He looked at Jingxuan coldly: "Brother, two hours is fast, but your gun is out of bullets."
Only a gun without bullets can't shoot anything.
As soon as Gu Jiajia came out, she heard what Jing Hua said, and she looked at Jing Xuan in confusion: "Mr. Jing, your gun has no bullets. If you encounter bad guys and run away, how can you shoot them?"
At this moment, Jingxuan seemed to be shouting at Gu Jiajia: You only shoot my "bullets" at my woman!
But he restrained himself. He was elegant and noble. He would not growl at a woman so rudely.
He glanced at Gu Jiajia lightly, and under the light, his eyes shone coldly.
Gu Jiajia was even more confused, why did Master Jing look at her like this?
Did she say something wrong?
What's the use of a gun with bullets?
Just like Tang Huai carrying a broken grenade, it can only scare people.
Jinghua stretched out his palm toward Gu Jiajia. Gu Jiajia smiled sweetly and stretched out his hand.
Jinghua held her little hand in his big palm, and his warmth could be felt all over her little hand. She looked at him lovingly.
Jinghua looked at her and said, "Brother has a gun for display, not for shooting bad guys. It's late, let's go home and sleep, you're tired enough to torture you until noon today. "
After saying that, Jing Hua glanced at Jing Xuan provocatively, "I'm not Brother Chu anymore. If you have the ability, you're not Brother Chu anymore. Show me?"
Gu Jiazuo's face heated up and he said shyly, "How can you say this?"
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The night is beautiful, and the sounds of various insects chirp and chirp, intertwined together to form a pleasant melody.
With mountains at the back and water in front, the environment here is also extremely beautiful.
The sweet-scented osmanthus in the yard actually bloomed, and the yard was filled with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus.
Zhong Xing, dressed in black sportswear, sat in front of the stone table with one arm on the table, leaning lazily on the bamboo chair, looking at the crooked, sickle-like moon hanging in the night sky in front of him...
The lights in the yard were so bright that they illuminated him as if he had a halo of his own, exuding an aura of sadness——
An old man who looked to be in his sixties came out of his small bungalow with a plate of meat in one hand and a bottle of medicinal wine in the other.
"Wipe your feet first to prevent swelling tomorrow." The old man said.
Zhong Xing was used to running at night to keep fit, but accidentally sprained his foot. He took the medicinal wine handed over by his old man and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, third uncle."
Zhong Xing came back to his hometown and came to his third uncle's house to calm down.
When the third uncle was young, he had a partner, but on the wedding day, the bride fell and died on the way to the wedding.
Then it was spread that the third uncle was the one who suppressed his wife's fate.
No one dares to marry him...
So, I have been single until now.
He is classified as a five-guaranteed household, and the government has no money to subsidize him, but during the Chinese New Year, he will receive about ten kilograms of rice or a quilt.
Even so, he lived a free and unrestrained life.
Because he is Zhong Xing's uncle, Zhong Shumin, who is rich, will take care of him and give him money.
He is in the village, doing some farming and chopping firewood, and is very healthy.
When Zhong Xing was a child, he especially liked to play at the third uncle’s house. He was not in good health when he was a child. The third uncle was still young at that time, and he would carry him up the mountain to catch birds, look for wild fruits, and chop firewood.
The third uncle treated Zhong Xing like his own grandson: "Don't dawdle with me, apply it quickly, wherever it hurts, rub it hard, until the skin gets hot!"
As soon as Zhong Xing unscrewed the cap of the bottle, a strange smell hit his nostrils. It smelled so bad and it choked his nose!
Zhong Xing turned his face away, frowning, with a look of disgust on his face, what kind of medicinal wine is this?
He poured some medicinal wine into his palms and rubbed it towards his ankles.
After rubbing for a long time, the skin finally became warm, with a cooling feeling penetrating into the skin.
Zhong Xing couldn't feel the pain in the twisted area. He frowned. Is it so effective?
He looked at his third uncle and smiled: "Third uncle, what kind of medicinal wine is this? It works so quickly?"
"The boy peed on wine." The third uncle was there eating meat and drinking wine.
"Child urine?" Zhong Xing paused for a moment.
The corner of his eye twitched and he looked at his ankle strangely.
Is the urine smeared on his skin dirty?
But when I think about it being a child's urine, forget it, what's so dirty about a child's urine?
Some people still drink it.
Zhong Xing poured a little more and continued to rub it. He joked: "Have you tricked another child in the village into peeing?"
"mine."
"What?" When Zhong Xing heard this, his hands shook and he almost dropped the medicine bottle he was holding.
The third uncle hurried forward, grabbed the medicine bottle, and said nervously: "Hold it carefully, this is a precious thing!"
The corners of Zhong Xing's eyes twitched even more fiercely. The third uncle's childhood?
Is he still a boy? !
Zhong Xing wants to kick someone!
He rushed to the faucet and washed his hands.
He still wanted to wash his feet, but the third uncle hurriedly said: "I've wiped it all, how hypocritical! It's useless if you wash it now. The alcohol smell has passed through your pores and entered your wound. You don't want to be so painful that you can't walk tomorrow." Just wash it off.”
When Zhong Xing heard this, he stopped.
"After you wash your hands, come back and have a drink with your third uncle."
never mind!
Zhong Xing thought in his heart: Third uncle's kindness, don't waste it!
Urine is dirty, but some urine can really be used as medicine.
Such as child urine.
When Zhong Xing returned, he kept thinking in his mind: Children's urine is clean, children's urine is clean...
After returning to his seat and sitting down, Zhong Xing couldn't help but ask: "Third uncle, how long have you been keeping this child's bubble?"
"It's been five or six years. It contains some expensive medicinal materials and is soaked in my boy's urine and wine."
Zhong Xing looked at his third uncle amusedly: "You are already a lot old, but you are still a child. Aren't you afraid of laughing your big teeth off?"
"My big teeth have fallen out a long time ago. I was originally a boy." I have never lost my virginity, I am still a boy.
"I heard that Grandma Wang from the next village wants to be with you, why don't you agree?" Zhong Xing sat down, took out his chopsticks and picked up the meat on the plate to eat.
The texture of the meat is very good, the bones are crispy, and the taste is great. You can taste it as game.
Zhong Xing wanted to ask what kind of meat it was, but the old voice of his third uncle rang in his ears: "I've been here all my life, half of my legs are in the coffin, what kind of companion do I need?"