Chapter 49 I Tried to Explain that I Am Not Sick

"My name is Dazai, Osamu Dazai." The boy in black looked at him with his unbandaged dull left eye, and replied expressionlessly.

Dr. Beichuan looked at the other party's information in his hand, and was silent for a long time on the four words Shuji Tsushima behind the name column.

Then he reached out a hand and lifted his glasses.

"I thought your name was Shuji Tsushima?" he said.

"Isn't it normal for a person to have two names?" The boy who called himself Dazai Osamu was not surprised to hear the name Tsushima Shuji, and he spoke confidently.

Doctor Beichuan was speechless.

Doctor Beichuan fell silent.

Doctor Beichuan took out a stack of test questions.

"Let's finish the topic first." He said with a smile.

"Hey? This kind of question is completely meaningless to me, after all, I can know the answer at a glance." The boy glanced at the question above and said boringly.

"So please answer Dazai-kun according to your true thoughts." The doctor didn't care, and stubbornly pressed the question into his hands.

Shuji Tsushima: I must be a normal person, hehe~

...

Toru Amuro sat on the sofa, boredly reading the newspapers in the clinic.

Hearing the sound of the door opening behind him, he turned his head to look.

I saw the boy in black walk out with dejected eyes.

"Brother, please come here." The doctor waved to him.

When Amuro passed Shuji Tsushima, he looked at him.

The other party was full of dejected and low-pressure momentum.

Sitting in the diagnosis room, Toru Amuro had a heavy expression.

"I'm sorry to inform you that there is no cure for that young man." The doctor's expression looked even more serious than Amuro Toru's.

Toru Amuro:? ? vaguely? ?

Kayo is terminally ill? ? ?

No, this is just a psychological diagnosis and treatment. Kao's body should be fine.

Could it be that the other party's mental illness is so serious that there is no cure?

Toru Amuro thought deeply.

The blond doctor pushed a few pieces of paper on the table in front of Toru Amuro.

"This is the topic that the boy did. He told me that he did it seriously."

"Then he asked me if I was a normal person." The doctor covered his face in pain.

Watching his reaction, Amuro silently reached out and picked up the test paper on the table.

Question: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who was bewitched by a witch, so she could not wake up from a long sleep. She would only wake up when the prince kissed the princess affectionately. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle, kissed the princess awake, but was assassinated by the princess, why?

Shuji Tsushima replied: In order to thank him for awakening himself, he was given eternal sleep.

Toru Amuro fell into silence for a while, and then continued to read.

Question: A middle-aged man died in the desert with his head down, several suitcases scattered around him, and a half box of matches in his hand. What was his death?

Shuji Tsushima replied: Who cares how a middle-aged uncle who sells matches dies, maybe he committed suicide in anger because the matches were not sold.

Toru Amuro's hand holding the test paper began to tremble.

He braced himself up and continued to look down, and saw the answers that normal people couldn't think of throughout the text.

No, even abnormal people would not have such a jumping answer.

Answers such as "I killed him to repay my kindness." "Suddenly discovered that the meaning of life is death, so I committed suicide." "The taste of human meat is completely different from that of penguin meat."

Toru Amuro: Fall into silence.

"He asked me if his answer was in line with a normal person's answer. I really can't answer it." The doctor screamed in pain.

"You know when I asked him if he remembered what he did in the past, he told me that every day he was either in Sharkman or on his way to Sharkman!"

"Didn't your information say that he went to school every day to solve the case easily!!" the doctor asked angrily.

Toru Amuro: ...

"Why did he say he killed more than 60,000 people!!!"

Toru Amuro: I don't know either...

"boom--"

"Get out, you inhuman organization members."

Toru Amuro, who was thrown outside the door, looked at Shuji Tsushima who was still autistic, and felt unspeakably tired.

...

"Really! I obviously tried my best to answer the question with a normal person's thinking!!" On the way back, the boy in the back seat complained angrily.

"I said I'm not sick, but that guy just doesn't believe it, damn it."

Toru Amuro forcibly controlled the thought of rebuttal, and drove the car safely.

"What did Mr. Tsushima mean when he told the doctor that he killed more than 60,000 people?"

It also caused him to be kicked out by the other party.

Obviously, after accepting the task of monitoring Kayo, he never saw Kayo doing the mission at all!

"Ah, I was joking, how could I kill so many people~" Shuji Tsushima waved his hand and said indifferently.

The murderer was Osamu Dazai, so what does it have to do with Shuji Tsushima? Shuji Tsushima is obviously an ordinary junior high school student!

"But that doctor seemed to be convinced." Toru Amuro recalled the painful expression on the doctor's face when he said this.

He couldn't imagine how true Shuji Tsushima's lie had to be to scare the other party into that look.

"Ah... well..." Shuji Tsushima's eyes drifted away, thinking of what he did when he was acting as the boss.

Inside the clinic.

"Hey, how many people has the doctor killed?" The boy's eyes were dark and his expression was gloomy.

"About fifteen people." The blond doctor didn't care about the other party's question and said carefully.

"It's just fifteen people." The boy said casually.

"Don't look at me like this, I have killed at least 60,000 people." The boy said so.

"Because there is no other way, sometimes disobedient people have to be killed."

That white face still covered with baby fat, still childish, revealing the strong malice in the iris-colored left eye, but it makes adults in the dark world tremble when they see it.

[He is darkness itself, he is the abyss. ]

Then the doctor stared into his eyes and invited him out tremblingly.

Shuji Tsushima realized later that his acting was too good and scared the doctor.

Shuji Tsushima: I didn't do it on purpose~

In fact, the leader of the if line killed all of himself, as well as the total number of people killed by Hei Shi Zai in Hong Kong Hei Shi.

Flip back to the present.

Toru Amuro saw that the young man in the back seat had an erratic expression, his eyes wandering, and he looked guilty.

"You won't lie in front of the doctor, will you?" he asked solemnly.

"How is it possible! No!" As if being poked in a sore spot, the boy almost jumped up and retorted loudly.

"I'm telling the truth!" Shuji Tsushima puffed up his cheeks and shouted without guilt.

Hei Shizai has indeed done these astonishing deeds, although he is not the other party himself...but...he is Hei Shizai himself in cosplay! !

So the things the other party has done are rounded up and counted on his head. Is there any problem? !

No problem!

...

[Cao's diagnosis results, attached picture. ——bourbon]

Gin looked at the long list of words on the report and fell silent.

[Delusion, multiple personality, loss of emotion, high-functioning antisocial personality...] and a long list of illnesses.

Vodka glanced silently and fell silent.

Can a person really have so many diseases at the same time?

Kaa, how poor.

Gin silently forwarded the report to the boss.

He lit a cigarette and tried to calm down.

"Kao that little devil is really sick." He said with a sneer.

But don't think that if you are sick, you will be treated with tolerance from him.