Article 41
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The movements are quite handsome and the manners are very elegant.
It's a pity that the body is made of mud, it's too heavy, the girl's family, with a bang, it smashed a big hole on the ground.
Ink burning: "Pfft."
Chu nightning: "..."
The ghost master of ceremonies also seemed to be quite dissatisfied with her feet. She stared at the big pit on the ground for a while, then walked out of the pit and tidied up her clothes.
She looked like a woman with heavy makeup, wearing red and green, and she was quite happy. In the dark night, it turned her neck and came to the coffin of a hundred people buried together. The night wind was filled with the stench of corpses. She seemed to be in a better mood. She slowly opened her arms and laughed twice. Voice.
"If you believe in me and enshrine me, you will be able to meet a good fate and complete the life-long event that was unfinished before your death." The tender voice drifted into the night, and the ghosts kowtowed excitedly.
"The emcee of ceremonies bless—"
"Please ask the emcee of ceremonies to confer marriage—"
One after another, this kind of plea was repeated, and the ghost master seemed to enjoy it very much. He slowly shuttled through the rows of coffins, and his long nails lit with bright red vermillion lacquer scraped across the coffin board, making a harsh, sharp sound.
The ink burned curiously: "Master, I remember you said that demons and ghosts, gods and demons, each belong to six realms, but this immortal is not high in nine days, how can he be with the ghosts in the ground?"
"Because it manages ghost marriages, it mainly eats the offerings of ghosts." Chu nightning said, "Ghosts can greatly increase her skills, otherwise she will not be able to cultivate into a fairy body in just a hundred years. With such benefits, she Naturally, I am happy to be in the company of yīn Cao Difu's 'friends'."
The ghost master walked around the coffin group, and then returned to the front. The empty and tender voice rang again: "Open a coffin and give a marriage. From the left."
Following its order, the first coffin on the left slowly opened, and the golden boy and the jade girl greeted him. The two corpses inside crawled out staggeringly. angry.
The ghostly married couple slowly came to the ghost master of ceremonies and knelt down.
The ghost master of ceremonies put his hand between them and said, "In the name of the master of ceremonies, I will marry you after your death. From now on, we will be husband and wife, and men and women will be happy together."
The ink burned and rolled his eyes and muttered: "If you don't know how to write poetry, don't do it. Take a good vow of marriage, how can it sound so yín dàng."
Chu nightning said coldly: "You have a dirty mind."
The ink burned and shut up.
But it didn't take long for the ghost master of ceremonies to prove that it was not the ink burning dirty, but the god in charge of the marriage was really dirty.
I saw that the corpses of the married couple seemed to have swallowed chūn · medicine. They were already two dead ghosts, but they suddenly began to tear each other's clothes and hugged each other enthusiastically. They were so embarrassed in public. entangled.
Chu nightning: "..."
Ink burning: "…………"
"In the name of the master of ceremonies, I will give you Tianlun Le. Yin Yang can be jiāo · together, so what's the matter of life and death!"
The voice of the ghost master of ceremonies was getting sharper and louder.
The movements of the two corpses became more and more exaggerated. After the male corpse took off his clothes, he was in a state of rage, radiant and radiant, no different from a living person.
The ink burned and was stunned: "...this...the fuck...is okay???"
The author has something to say: thank you for wanting to drink the hand grenade of the little angel who loves tea, and give each child who reads the text an emcee's empress card to return chūn pills, while watching and knocking to relieve the boredom, hahahaha
Chapter 17 The master of this seat is injured, and this seat is very...
What kind of master of ceremonies is this ghost master of ceremonies doing? It’s okay to sell chūn medicines. Other people’s chūn medicines can at most make the sluggish living people talk about their glory. The real master goes back to "chūn"!
He was looking at it with relish, and suddenly Chu nightning stretched out his hand and covered the burning ear.
Ink burning: "Hey?"
Chu nightning looked very cold: "Don't go to see such a barren technique."
"That should also be covering your eyes, you plug my ears gān."
Chu nightning was expressionless: "Don't look, don't listen, and close your eyes."
The ink burned: "Pfft. Master, you are really..." Don't look at your red face, you have to close your eyes.
The ink can't help but make a little fun. Chu nightning, who is made of ice and snow, has never seen a chūn palace map. At this moment, when I see the joy of fish and water so close, I am probably going to choked to death.
The deceased couple coexisted together, and gradually the two of them regained their vitality. From the rigid throat, which was originally silent, there was a rough gasp similar to that of a living person.
Chu nightning was obviously disgusted, and suddenly turned his face away, unwilling to look again.
The ink burned with great joy, teased his heart, and smirked to break his chin.
Chu nightning quickly ducked back as if he was stabbed: "What are you gān?"
"No shit." The ink burned sweet and greasy, with some mockery and teasing, looking at him up and down like a joke.
How old are you, you still blush when you see this kind of thing...
Oh no, it should be said to be green and red. It's funny.
"Master, didn't you tell us that you must see the ability of the other party before you start? You can see the ability of this ghost master of ceremonies."
"What's there to see, no
Look. "
The ink burned and sighed: "Why is the skin so thin."
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