Brother I Will Never Take Drugs

Jiang Mu, who transmigrated into the book, becomes the villain, and after failing to pass the plot set by the system dozens of times, finally gets the goldfinger: a diary. [It was sunny on March 5th, Ding Nanrong’s body is very explosive, but the clothes are so ugly, ugly, and ugly…] Ding Nanrong: “Jiang Mu, don’t think I won’t kill you!” [On the evening of March 5th, Xue Menghan was about to break off the marriage. This nympho is so s*upid, what lines should I say?] Xue Menghan: “You’re the nympho! You’re the one who’s s*upid! Who do you look down on!” ————– I thought I would write a diary to get a reward, play the villain, finish the plot, and live a YOLO life. But, I didn’t expect that the female protagonists actually had a copy of the diary, and they didn’t play cards according to the routine, and the plot became more and more crooked. ————— The more he wrote in the diary, the further the story went from the main story. The more he wrote to set up the heroine with MC like it’s supposed to be, the closer they got with the villain (Jiang Mu). The more he wrote in the diary, the stronger he got. (Although happy, but it’s troubling when he had to take a beating. And it doesn’t hurt at all, had to put an extra effort’s in his villain acting skills.) Nothing ever goes as he wishes.

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots. What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG? Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave. What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI. What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of! "May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?" Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly. "To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

“Magic can be activated like a computer program in this world!” Top hacker Ye Chui astonishingly discovered after being reborn in another world. Mastering the programming language allows you to develop all sorts of programs and so mastering the magic language allows you to release all sorts of spells! With his experience and intuition as the top hacker, he shall be omnipotent! Specialist Realm? Divine Realm? Profound Realm? These are nothing! Water, Fire, Lightning, Wind, Earth, Spatial, Dark, Light. With all kinds of magic elements at his disposal, he is the Omni-Magician unprecedented in history!

Nanfeng has a dream, that is, he hopes that his best bad friend will live across the street, and his favorite fool will be by his side. That dream is now half realized. So, does anyone want to be a fool now? (Single female protagonist, no cp removed.)

Jun Xie was the number one assassin in modern earth. His skills and knowledge in the field of assassination were unparalleled, his accomplishments unprecedented, his reputation terrified the entire underworld. However, during a mission to retrieve a mystical treasure, a mishap occurred… He is now Jun Moxie, a sixteen year old super level debauchee, sole heir to the declining Jun family. A family of valiant heroes, left with an old grandpa, a crippled uncle and a debauchee as the sole heir! Accepting the world’s criticism and cold stares with a smile, his new journey begins! His life will be carved by his own will! Rise to the top! Evil Monarch Jun Xie! “This cup I toast to those I’ve killed in my past life. Forgive me, for there is no chance for you to have revenge. Gulp!” “This cup I toast to those whose life I will take in my new life. Forgive me, for you are fated to die by my hands. Cheers!”

Su Chen, who was originally a food anchor, found himself the boss of a pre-prepared food company that was about to go bankrupt after traveling through time. In order to pay back the last part of the employee's subsidy, Su Chen decided to cook by himself to pay off the debt! Fatty but not greasy braised pork, sweet and delicious Longjing shrimp Salty and sweet tofu brain, and long-lost ancient dishes As one delicious dish after another was placed on the table of the employee cafeteria, the few remaining employees in the company were shocked! "Boss, I have a reunion with old classmates tomorrow. Can it be held in our company? Give me money!" "Boss Su, my mother-in-law's birthday is coming. Thank you for your hard work... You can pay more!" "Boss! I have a classmate who said he wants to come to our company to work. It doesn't matter if he gets paid or not. The main thing is to give him employee meals!" A few months later. Su Chen sat in his boss chair, looking at the office area that was originally equipped with desks, which has now become a dining table, and it is full of seats. "I... just wanted to pay off that little debt, how did I turn the company into a restaurant?" As Su Chen continued to make various delicacies, until one day, a letter from afar made Su Chen fall into deep thought "Boss Su, thank you for the reception of foreign guests this time."

She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century – all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead. After an explosion, she crossed over into a strange world; everyone calls her “Miss.” The previous “Miss” before had no contractual spirit, was weak and incompetent, and even the fiancé comes over with a new love and bullies her? Now that she has taken over, who dares to act so presumptuously around her? With needles in hand, the world is for her to own! Wherever she goes, miracles follow! However, she saved a pest. What was she thinking when she saved that man. His stunning demeanor and impeccable face is a huge contrast to his cruel actions. He tries all ways to win her over.

One night she gets drunk and mistakes the most well-known Mafia boss for a host and intends to sleep with him. Oh my! What should I do? It’s best to run away!

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world. 500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by. … In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering. A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging. … Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze. … Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad. In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

Strange stories come and bind the fate of the country. People improve their own and the country's luck by constantly participating in rules and strange stories. Mental patient Jiang Xiao was selected to be admitted to a nine-star mental hospital at the beginning! But it was strange to find that Jiang Xiao seemed to be the most seriously ill... Jiang Xiao: "I talked with the monsters, and all the weird things were caused by Sun Smash!" Participated in the seven-star ghost story "Where Did Dad Die?" The handsome son's big eyes flashed: "You want to be my father?" The Chosen One: "Yes!" Son: "Then I have a small request, which is to beat you to death!" Each of the chosen fathers was beaten to a pulp by his sons in the opening scene. Facing the traitor who rushed towards him, Jiang Xiao smiled coldly: "Dad, I am your son!"

Traveling through a world where immortality and martial arts coexist, Qiao Mu can be constantly resurrected. Every time he is killed, he will be resurrected at the expense of his age, but his martial arts skills also become deeper with age. The older you die, the older you get, and the older you get, the stronger you become. The more heroic your death, the stronger you will be after your resurrection. So he changed his tricks to seek death, and infiltrated wherever there was danger. The enemy was horrified to find that just after beating the younger ones, another older one came, endlessly. A legend about an untouchable immortal family began to spread in the world. "The Qiao family is full of loyal and loyal people. They have been martyrs for generations. Every generation hates evil as much as hatred. They value justice over life and death. They dare to be the first in the world!" "My son died on the battlefield, and my father with white hair continues to fight on the battlefield. It's admirable and admirable!" "In the past, the Qiao family members died defending me from gunfire. Today, I will never sit back and watch his old father become miserable in his later years." "The descendants of the Qiao family brazenly entered the palace to assassinate the Hunjun and failed, and died. The Hunjun is confused. The Qiao family's reclusive thousand-year-old monster is about to be born!" "The sacred immortal Buddha has returned? But why do the immortals and gods even call the Qiao family's ancestors their ancestors? How many ancestors are there in the Qiao family, and where did they come from?" After countless deaths, Qiao Mu suddenly looked back and realized that he had died and became the co-ancestor of the human race who was tens of millions of years old and had as much power as the ocean.