Chapter 1 Hello, I'm Conan Edogawa

When Fang Ze confirmed that his cat could talk, the first thing he thought of was, if he sold this fat and earthy big yellow cat, would he be able to spend a luxurious time in the best clubhouse in Haiping City? all day.

"No one would believe that a cat can talk." The big yellow cat licked its paw and said, "I can guarantee that you will be imprisoned in Haiping No. 2 Hospital for observation and treatment for a period of time before I am sold out." .”

Haiping No. 2 Hospital is the only psychiatric hospital in Haiping City. It has a glorious tradition of 20 years in which patients can only go in and out. That is to say, this hospital has not cured a single mental patient in the entire 20 years.

"Okay, okay." Fang Ze raised his hands in surrender, "Master Cat, you suddenly started talking today. Did you tell me to do something? Do you want to hit the dog next door or catch the fish in the bathtub downstairs?"

"You are very conscious of being a shit-shoveling officer." The big yellow cat wagged its tail and said to Fang Ze, "Don't worry, it's not such a vulgar thing."

"But before that, I have to correct one thing." The big yellow cat said, "During the one year and four months you worked as a shit-shoveling officer for me, you have always called me Huang Huang, which is very inappropriate. Nice to hear, you can call me Big Meow in the future."

The big meow in the mobile game Miracle Nuan Nuan, whose aesthetics are beyond amazing?

"Of course not, it's just the same name." The big yellow cat saw Fang Ze's suspicion again, flicked its tail, and said, "Then it's time to talk about serious things."

"Are you short of money?"

"Lack." Fang Ze said honestly to Big Meow, "Others don't know, don't you? My monthly living expenses are 2,000 yuan. Originally, this two-bedroom and one-living room was shared with others. , only 700 yuan a month is enough, but now the partner who rented together suddenly left, and now the monthly rent alone costs 1400 yuan, and the rest is for me to eat, even for you to eat It’s all a problem, don’t think about adding ham to your lunch every now and then.”

"So I'm here to solve this matter for you, shit shoveler." Big Miao squinted at Fang Ze and said, "Sign a work contract with me, and you only need to receive one guest in this house every week. If you stay for five days, you can get 2,000 yuan as a reward."

"Really?" Fang Ze looked up at Big Meow, feeling inexplicably absurd in his heart.

The cat I raised actually wanted to introduce myself to a job? !

"Of course it's true, two thousand a week, and the money will be credited to your bank card account immediately after the reception. If you perform well, there will be additional rewards."

Two thousand a week, at least eight thousand a month, this is an instant jump from the subsistence allowance line to the middle class.

However, there may be additional reasons for such a generous salary. For example, the status of the guests who need to be received by themselves will be very special?

"Of course there are requirements for reception." Da Miao said, "Within five days, no matter where you go, the guests you receive must be at least within 100 meters of you."

"What will happen if two people are more than 100 meters apart?" Fang Ze asked Big Meow.

"Do you know that there is a word called explosion in place?"

"Forget it, I can't do this job, you can find someone else." Fang Ze directly and decisively refused. Although he often likes to say that he is exploding in situ when there is a big headwind in the game, this does not mean that he is really willing to experience the feeling of exploding in situ in the real world. After all, this feeling can only be felt once in a lifetime.

"Think about your rent." Big Meow tempted.

"While working part-time, I am looking for a new co-renter, and then I eat the cafeteria every day, and I can get through it."

"Think about me, do you have the heart to let me not have ham in my future lunch?" Big Meow uttered again.

"When I was rich, I ate what I ate and you ate what I ate, but now that I have no money, it is naturally the same, which is fair.

"Fang Ze is firm.

"Think of your Onmyoji, FGO, Ki-san."

"You can play games even if you don't have money. If I can't krypton, I can't pay back my liver?"

It is absolutely impossible for Fang Ze to sell his soul just to play games.

"Think about the girlfriend you just made, think about the shy pockets you had when you were dating." Big Meow resorted to his trump card.

"I, I." Fang Ze fell silent.

The girlfriend Fang Ze just made was a childhood sweetheart of ten years. The two spent ten years establishing their relationship with each other. It is impossible for them to just spend their girlfriend's money on a date when they are just together.

Fang Ze felt his man's dignity burning in his chest.

Big Meow looked at Fang Ze with a smile, and said slowly, "Do you want to do it?"

"Do it!" Fang Ze immediately agreed.

"The contract is established." Big Miao rushed forward with a stride, and then with a wave of the cat's paw, it directly imprinted a five-petal plum mark on Fang Ze's forehead.

"Is this established?"

"That's right." The big yellow cat wagged its tail excitedly, as if a demon had lured its soul.

"What am I going to do next?" Fang Ze asked.

"Just wait for the guests to come to the door. When someone knocks on the door, you remember to open the door, and then invite this person to stay for five days. On the day this person leaves, two thousand yuan will be transferred to your account. "

"I regret it a little now." Fang Ze was still very anxious about this supernatural development.

"After the contract is established, it is impossible to revoke it." Big Miao searched and ran to the TV in the room, and then continued, "My current strength can't keep me talking. Let's see you in five days."

Big Miao closed his eyes as he spoke, and when he opened them again, the pupils no longer had the brilliance of the devil, and turned back into that ordinary fat yellow cat that was lazy and occasionally scratched the sofa.

"Big meow?" Fang Ze shook his hand at the yellow cat. The big yellow cat raised its head and glanced at Fang Ze, as if it didn't understand why its owner changed its name.

Fang Ze experimented for a long time, and found that the big yellow cat is really just an ordinary fat cat.

Was it just my own fantasy?

Fang Ze walked to the standing mirror in the living room, took a look, and found that there was really a five-petal plum mark on his forehead.

It seems that what happened just now was not a fantasy.

Fang Ze washed his face with cold water, then went to another bedroom and tidied up the beds so that the coming guests could pack their bags and move in at any time.

Well, I might as well sweep the floor and drag it a little longer. If it's a girl who comes, I can make a good impression.

Fang Ze had just packed his kennel when the doorbell rang.

'Ding Dong. '

It looks like the guest who is about to check in has arrived.

Fang Ze walked towards the gate, first looked outside through the cat's eye, and found that standing at the gate was a primary school student.

It turned out to be a child. I said, how could it cost two thousand yuan a week? I guess it was a child, so he would give such a high price.

Fang Ze opened the door while thinking about it.

He could finally see the whole picture of the child standing outside the door.

Black hair, black-rimmed glasses, a round face, and the hair at the back of the head is raised as if he hasn't woken up.

This way, no matter how you look at it, it looks familiar.

"Hi, I'm Edogawa Conan." The little boy bowed to Fang Ze and said, "I'm going to be a guest at your house for five days in the future, sorry to bother you."

Meow, you've run out of ham for lunch in your life.