Chapter 107 An Unfortunate Life

"My dear, Ms., does your hair color represent your experience? Are you okay with your wife?"

After speaking, the audience laughed again for a while, and even the host Bruce couldn't hold his mouth.

The permanent guest glanced at Arthur who was silent with his head obliquely, "Are you okay? Is your face a bit good?"

"I'm okay." Arthur said lightly, paused and said, "Everything is the same as I imagined, and the unfortunate person will never luck."

Buru glanced at Arthur and took over the words, and Pi Xiao didn't laugh, "But you are not the same as what I think."

As soon as the words fell, the audience seemed to be laughing like it cooperated.

Arthur smiled like it, it didn't matter.

Seeing Arthur so indifferent and not angry, Bruce decided to add a fire and continue to ask, "Why is your dress so exaggerated? Can this really add laugh? So can you only use exaggerated external to make up for this defect? ​​"

Arthur looked at Bruce and opened his mouth seriously. "I just want my performance to bring you a smile, hoping to add a touch of warmth to this world."

Hearing this answer, Bruce, resident guests, and the audience laughed again. Some people even exaggerated to cover their stomachs and leaned back and leaning.

Bruqiang held a smile and said, "Hahaha, sorry, we generally don't laugh, unless you can't help it. May I ask Mr. Clown, have you done it?"

"Hahahaha ..." Arthur couldn't help laughing madly, but this was not a crazy attack, but because he instinctively wanted to laugh and laughed unscrupulously.

"It's okay, Mr. Clown, even if you don't do it, you can continue to work hard. Of course, if there is no effect, you can consider changing the track. Your dance is amazing and can bring joy to people."

Bruce said seriously that it seemed to be in enlightenment, but he hid a knife in his smile.

At this time, the resident guests also smiled and said, "I heard that you are a comedian. May I ask if you are on the show today, do you have any funny programs for everyone?"

After listening, Arthur grinned slightly, glanced at the resident guests and Bru, "Do you want to listen? I have a funny paragraph."

Bruce and the resident guests glanced at each other, smiled slightly, nodded.

Arthur leaned on the sofa chair and raised Erlang's legs, patted his knees in his right hand, and closed his eyes, as if thinking about something.

After a moment, my eyes opened slowly, and my eyes looked at the audience under the audience deeply, and my mouth slowly opened. "I am a little funny. When I will say, everyone must restrain it. Don't disrupt because of laughter. My thoughts "

"Please start, Mr. Clown." Bruce smiled and asked for actions.

Arthur sorted out his emotions and spoke again. "I have a friend. My friend was abused by my mother since I was a child, and then suffered from laughter. I grew up, because of the makeup clown makeup, I was bullied and beaten on the road, and others were while others. Unreasonable ""

"After finally finding a job, but because of his colleagues framed, he reported that he took his gun privately, but he was fired."

"Because various problems suffer from depression, go to the psychological department to find a doctor. The doctor can't solve any problems. It will only prescribe countless medicines. And check the whole body ".

"Then he found that his mother was not a biological mother. Because this mother suffered from mental illness, he always abused him when he was a child. When he found the truth, he strangled his mother lying on the sick bed."

"Then he called the colleague who framed him to kill a shot in the rental house, but his mood couldn't be happy at all. He walked on the street because he lost his soul and was beaten by three gangsters because he laughed. In the end, he couldn't bear it. Take a gun and kill three gangsters. "" "" "" "" ""

"In the end, he was invited to an interview program. Originally, he thought it was an opportunity to bring you laughter. Unexpectedly, unfortunately he was still not lucky, and others just wanted to make fun of him."

Arthur's indifferent look, seriously telling the story of "friend".

"Have you finished speaking? Mr. Clown, do you know very much about your friends." Bruce yin and yang weirdly asked.

Arthur nodded expressionlessly.

"But your" friend "is really a bit miserable. Mr. The clown. I think he should go to the Star House to see the fortune." Bruce laughed with a smile.

"But I don't think you are funny. Mr. Clown, no wonder you can't get angry. This is not unreasonable." The resident guest shook his head and continued: "I think you should change to dance. You grab the traffic password. "

"The world is sick, but it is me who takes medicine." Arthur slowly got up, his eyes were a little reflected, and he glanced at everyone present and said again. "If the story is not funny, I still have a pressure Duanzi at the bottom of the box, do you want to listen? "

"Yes, I look forward to your bottom of the box, Mr. Clown, I look forward to your smile this time." The Brumpoo -like smile came out.

Arthur exhaled deeply, "My life has always been full of misfortunes. Since I shot the three gangsters outside the alley and became a demon, my life began to rewrite. I cut the nineteen inspectors by myself ... "

Blue was confused and thought Arthur was making up a story, so he interrupted and said, "You are not telling a joke, Mr. Clown."

After saying this, Blue had already signaled the staff off the field with his eyes.

"It is indeed not a joke, Blue, mine is a fact, an unfortunate life." Arthur smiled bitterly.

"I remember there should be 20 inspectors, and 19 of them did die at the hands of the devil. This is a major criminal case. You can't joke, Mr. Clown." Blue's face became serious and he said seriously.

"No joke, my life is unfortunate, so in your eyes this is a comedy." Arthur adjusted his clothes and said lightly: "I have lost everything, so nothing can hurt me anymore, nothing."

Blue's expression gradually became solemn, and he asked: "Why did you kill those 20 inspectors? They were just carrying out their tasks. If you killed them all, what about their families? You are very selfish, Mr. Clown."

After saying this, Blue signaled the staff off the field again with his eyes, asking them to call the inspection bureau immediately, otherwise he would not be able to hold him back.