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Everyone says that Emperor Huang Tian is suffering, but how can he be as miserable as me?

I was born in the Dharma Ending Age, born with the holy body of an ox or a horse. Not only can I not practice, but my life span may not exceed a hundred years. I have been busy for half my life, but I still don’t have a Taoist companion. My family heritage may be cut off here.

I was born in a farming family. There was no strange phenomenon in the sky when I landed. My parents can read a hundred words. They dig for food in the thin fields and live in a mud house with green tiles to protect them from wind and rain.

God has favored me with my parents’ love, so I have curled up in the world of the red world. After several years of school, I have not achieved any results. I have stepped into the society with all my heart, but I have not seen any scars in my career. Although my life is thinner than paper, I hate the sky and crawl in the world. I am indomitable, and I am led into the dust and cannot be free.

Although I am not well-educated, I like to play with words, live in the market, and peek into the temple. Occasionally, I pretend to be profound and pretentious, but I dare not take off my disguise in front of others, and I dare not look directly at my dirty heart behind others.

The above is all bullshit!

I copied it!

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Starting tomorrow, I will update every chapter twice with a minimum of 4,000 words. Currently, I have 0 drafts in hand, so I am in the extreme mode. Staying up late should be the norm.

I should stick to 8,000-10,000 words a day for a month. If I don't have time to write a single chapter in the middle, I will owe chapters until next month until I pay them off.

If I update more frequently, I may pay more attention to the advancement of the plot. I will use less memes than before because I have limited energy. Moreover, I have more than 1,500 abstract memes, but I use less than 300 of them. I can't get new abstract memes to add to my writing every day, which is a headache.

Brothers who like this book can click on the introduction to join a group and play memes in the group, or send me an abstract meme in private chat.

What is an abstract meme?

For example:

One: How is the patient? Excessive bleeding. Fortunately, you brought him in early! Thank God, how is he now? He is dead in the room now.

2: Monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not human, Great Dragon!

3: Shi Hao: Play with my Kun Kun? When you reach the peak of the Dao Palace, I will transform into a heavenly tribulation and send you to heaven!

All of these are counted.

Don't question an author's imagination. Generally, with a paragraph like the one above, I can make up a story for you and insert it into the plot reasonably.

It is such a stalk. I have written about 1,500 of them so far, and I have used less than 300. I am running out of ammunition and can't play abstraction anymore. I urgently need to supplement it with dry goods!

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Then let's talk about Queen Medusa.

This is a poisonous point when I write it. I knew it at the beginning, but I still wrote it with gritted teeth. Why?

Because too many people asked me to collect the queen, whether it was in the comments or in the group.

Doupo is the first mobile online novel I read, and Zhuxian is the first physical book online novel I read. I do have more preference for the characters in these two books, especially the characters I like, Naiqi and Medusa.

Actually, I didn't want to collect Medusa. I didn't want to touch the official match of the male group members in the group. But this year is the Year of the Snake, so I'll make an exception and raise a pet snake.

As for Huo Huo, he will go for the pure love character later. It happens that I wrote before that he is working hard to match Xiao Xun'er. The pure love character has also been established, which is just applicable.

That's it.

I apologize for the toxicity of my writing. I'll be willful for once in the Year of the Snake.

By the way, I'm asking for some monthly tickets!