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At the time when Hela was active, the earth was still in a wilderness era, the gods had been away for many years, and human civilization had only just begun. At that time, most people's understanding of the world they lived in was very primitive, and naturally it was not Know that you live in a ball.
That's not even mentioning the name Earth.
The Protoss do know that the earth is a ball, but they have their own understanding of the earth under their feet, and they also have their own names. For example, Asgard has always called the earth Midgard/Atrium. The name Earth was given to it only after the prosperity of human civilization in later generations.
So now Strange suddenly said that he came to Earth... Hela naturally didn't hear it.
"Um..." Strange didn't know how to explain it. Could it be that the overall position of the Milky Way - Orion Arm (far from the center and close to the edge) - the third ring of the solar system is far away from the Silver Bar (center). A position close to the edge, three points from the left edge and seven points from the center'?
Of course, there is a high probability that Hela still won't understand... because the above terms are all names based on human self-understanding, and are not universal in the universe at all.
Like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
In fact, their real name is not this at all. The word Galaxy is a name given by the people on earth based on their own knowledge. On other planets, other civilizations do not call it this at all. The reason why it is still called this is because Star-Lord and the others said it in order to take care of their fellow citizens on Earth.
Anyway, that’s right.
Because when they came up with the name, they did use the concept of the Milky Way. As for what it's really called...who cares?
That emotion was also passed down to my adopted son, Skorchi.
At least few people noticed that something was wrong.
Hela asked curiously.
Not as strong as Thor, the god of thunder, just as weak.
But there are always some people with weird ideas.
After all, as I said just now, we have been charmed by Wei Xingbiao, and we are considered abnormal with the way we think.
I discovered that the only person who truly wakes up is myself.
The masons and their companions spent four days and four nights in order to clean up these corpses. We found the fragments of the once glorious warriors and tried our best to piece them together, but few of us could find the broken bodies. Now, our flesh and blood blend with each other, and we can't tell who is who.
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The wounded... there were a lot of wounded in that war, to be honest.
Are you willing to be a coward for the rest of your life, or be a hero for seven seconds?
Strange was not embarrassed at all.
Skorchi was always looking for an opportunity, and I wanted to do something.
What are you still doing out there?
Asgardian men are divided into one, seven or eight, so why should he become the younger brother? But it’s the same now.
It's a pity that you dare to ask and even more dare to take care of it.
People who come here to fish after get off work every day and go to the bar and KTV every day at work have already made their bodies look good.
Those scumbags...forget it.
It’s also their fault.
When it comes to pursuing Asgar, Xiaojia is equal!
'People are scarred and angry. No matter where he is, a brutal war is raging across Garteld. Brothers kill each other, fathers and sons kill each other, mothers and sons betray each other, sisters turn against each other in battle, and watch your sons and sons killing each other with passion! It was an era when cruelty reigned, when humans transformed into wolves and regarded each other as prey. It was an era when there was no distinction between humans and beasts. When dusk falls on the world, the places where people live will be reduced to ruins. They will be briefly devoured by flames, and then collapse into ashes with a devastating force! The remaining people are like muscled beasts, staring at everyone crazily with blood-red eyes... All this is because of you - Hela! ’
So I don’t care at all who becomes the king. As I just said, the throne may fall to me anyway, so I don’t care!
Especially after seeing that Hela actually introduced the enemy into Garteld, Skorchi was even more accepting.
In Gartelde's above-ground cemetery, Hela, the evil wolf Fenwell who devoured countless Gartelde, was also buried here.
Although she is the same as a human, Gartelde is at least not a weakened version of a human.
"Ahem! Ahem!"
Asgar on the other side didn't slow down...According to your idea, you should go straight to Huanglong now. It's good to support Wei Xing. Kill me directly and completely eliminate the threat. Then Miss Hela takes the bird. He is said to be a loner and a widower. Sitting facing south, doing small chores, sipping wine and eating meat. Isn't it arrogant?
“You only listen to men!
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Of course, those Helas knew.
But that's not the anger that affects Tony and Strange.
The group of people were still talking, but upon hearing Asgar's eyes flashed with wild coldness.
“For men!
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Scrooge suddenly coughed, attracting everyone's attention.
I haven't had a bad boy go off to the battlefield.
Beheaded and killed.
You will get fat just like you eat and drink.
Playing songs every day and night, it is clear that the kidneys are weak.
Gartelde is quite bad, there are people who take care of the fish, and the salary and benefits are very bad. I have paid pension insurance for thousands of years. If I resign now, everything will be ruined.
How could I forget that moment?
Those people actually have good minds, but their consciousness is distorted by charm magic. We can usually pretend to be special people, and they are different from special people, but once Asgar is involved, this is all right, and we have completely lost our minds.
In that case, we can make idiots out of the lake.
yes!
Let me pick up girls and sing karaoke, I am a bad hand, after get off work, I am good at playing bad games.
[Search "Spring Gift" on Xiaoxiang APP for new users to receive 500 book coins, and old users to receive 200 book coins] I actually did not resist the charm of Asgard, because I really hate Asgard, but... the price should be that Gatold fell into the hands of Hela, a madman.
In fact, the concept of earthlings has just emerged in Gatold. After Thor was exiled, the only people in Gatold who paid attention to Midamora were probably Odin and Heimdall. A small number of Gatold people still thought that the earth was a wilderness.
In short, if there is no reaction, it is bad.
Before I came, I was also recruited to build a mausoleum.
So the stonemason liked Hela very much and was also afraid of me.
The stonemason made up a nursery rhyme about what I had seen and sang it to Skorchi.
"Look here, little one! Ah, look here. You have nothing to announce."
Who is he!
Nimma... This is your white moonlight!
That one is a lunatic...
Yes, he is Heimdall's adjutant, the seventh in command of the Rainbow Bridge Guard. But so what?
Hela really said that on purpose, but in the era when you were still active, although humans had no civilization, a few small areas were still wild, and compared with Gatelder, saying a monkey... It was really too much, and the bad guys were also primates, right?
But that still gave the honest stonemason a slight shock.
Of course, Skorchi would really announce that he was a little idiot.
It was bad, and with our virtue, we should be much weaker than idiots.
Bullshit.
After all, speaking of tolerance, all those who are still alive in Gatelder are people who betrayed Hela!
There is basically no difference between them and these greasy middle-aged people in the workplace on Earth. There is hope for promotion, but there is no more than that of the upper class, so just muddle along!
On the contrary, Gatelde's sex industry is quite developed. After all, with Gatelde's wild personality, when drinking, it is a girl, too much atmosphere.
Hela... will kill everyone.
At this time, Gatelde did not have many people who supported Hela, but those people were dealt with regardless of their status.
Touching his old waist, Skorchi fell into a state of excitement.
Gatelde has no idea of moving in pension insurance.
Waste of time!
"For men!"
But those people are too evil, with expressions on their faces and bright eyes. They look at me like a peeled egg, which feels so wonderful.
Damn! This is your male god!
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Although it is not a little sad, the effect is really outstanding!
So, Skorchi is now a typical middle-aged greasy woman, with minor illnesses and a lot of major problems. Now she gets up two or eight times a day at night, and her urine is forked.
It should be greasy, it's still greasy.
Do you really think that Gatold plus Frost Giant hybrid will be eight low, will it hurt the waist?
Look at other civilizations, Wei Xingbiao is even more excessive.
If it's really like this, Skorchi will really stand by and watch.
There is no large number of CPUs that are disordered, and two commands conflict.
The little family is all licking dogs, why is he so unique?
Is it the merciful Odin, or is it preparing the final destination for Hela's leader.
Even as crazy as Hela, she has thought that the earth will be a threat to herself, and she has collected intelligence about the earth.
The stonemason once told the truth before I grew up.
Skorchi really thinks that Hela will simply seize the ruling power.
"Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, you are Midamora people, and now this is called Earth."
Every day and night, Skorchi invited ten old Chinese medicine doctors to regulate his body, and his body is not very weak.
Of course, the stonemason was not a nobody, but a hidden monk who swept the floor. He was not a simple stonemason. I am not a soldier. As for the crusade against Hela... Actually, I was not. My luck was wrong. When I rushed off the battlefield, Hela had not been subdued by Odin.
I have been hanging around in taverns for many years. I am the main force of bragging and fighting. Why was I noticed today?
"That is the same as the order from the gentleman later! The gentleman asked you to guard that place, and no one is allowed to enter or leave!"
The name was just for the convenience of communication, and it was not that this thing must be called this.
As an old man, Skorchi had never seen Hela. But my father, the stonemason, participated in the war against Hela.
A group of older lsp immediately screamed and gathered together very obediently.
But seeing the burning Gatelde... Skorchi knew that he was going up.
After all... the throne will fall on my head anyway, I'm guilty of sacrificing my life for that little thing... I might have killed someone in cold blood when I was younger, but Skorchi is already young, even by the standards of the Gateld people, I'm a greasy middle-aged woman.
Being looked at by a group of people with expressions on their faces, Skorchi's big heart beat for honor.
The family background is the same, so there is a difference.
Without demand, there is no market, and without a market, naturally no one will buy and sell.
"Just now, Asgar... well, sir, tell you. Let you prepare for the bad."
As soon as those words came out, a group of people immediately stopped the riot.
In the universe and on the Milky Way, there are fewer civilized races. Every civilized race has no understanding of the starry sky above its head, so it doesn’t have anything to call it. Is there any race that thinks the Milky Way is hell? But so what?
Even if they are lucky to survive, these survivors will live in fear and security for the rest of their lives. Stonemasons often hear about the sad fate of survivors who eventually go crazy and commit suicide.
As for Gartelde's physical weakness...could it be that the eldest sisters are Gartelde people?
"Midamora? When did monkeys become like humans?"
Fortunately, Tony is more reliable: "Midgard!"
"Let you use the Rainbow Bridge to sneak attack on the enemy!"
Although there are no fools anywhere, there are no fools at all.
As for Hela’s leader, not one of them survived.
Although the chief mason is a little person, because of my profession, I have come into contact with Hela, and I have even been to the world ruled by Hela. I have seen Hela's cruelty and madness.
Thanks to Thor's propaganda and several consecutive alien invasions, Wei Xingbiaode truly realized that the people on earth had not yet risen, and they were still monkeys...at least not the poor people in the backwoods.
When the stonemason was bragging about ancient times to his adopted son, he once described the miserable situation at that time.
A group of puppets looked over with expressions on their faces.
Well, it's not that.
To say that a group of people are paying attention to me is a bit scary for me.
So when Odin was on the throne, I muddle along and fish when it was time to fish. I agree with Loki's resignation and my promotion, but if he wants me to take responsibility, don't even think about it. When Odin returns to power again, I will be honest and say that humans and animals are harmful.
Sure enough, a group of people shouted.
At an old age, he spends his time playing. After all, he can be regarded as a successful person. At that age, society is dead, and he really has no choice but to leave Wei Xingbiao.
So you can only watch Hela chatting nonsense with two mortals outside.
It's just that those licking dogs left behind by Asgar are a problem.
Skorchi was like a young man with seven strokes who suddenly spoke in the crowd, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Who wants to be called a monkey?
In fact, it is quite satisfactory.
"Tell you, the people on earth... said that, right? What a twist. Why did they appear in Garteld? Isn't Odin strong enough to let the vassal race surround my palace? It must be true. In that case, I would be very disappointed with you.”
"Very bad, very spirited! Now concentrate, you send them to fight!"
Finally, I suppressed my nausea and encouraged me: "The man said that whoever can make the smallest contribution, he is willing to have a night of spring supper with me!"
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My main job is actually to clean up the mess, such as treating the wounded and moving corpses.
My waist is even worse. I have a family, but I give all my generous salary to my beautiful older sister... What? Does Garteld allow ordinary service industries to exist?
That's a problem.