Participating In A Money-Saving Variety Show, Earning Billions Because Of Stinginess

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

He became famous in high school. He is the greatest player of the 03 generation. He is the ruler of an era. He even surpassed Jordan and became the GOAT in the basketball world. He is James...the opponent he least wants to mention. The Chosen One, Ryan!

In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail. However, a few years later... Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame? Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw a bad entertainment circle. Desperate for gaining a position, and go to great lengths for traffic. “In this case, why can’t we live as a beam of light?” (High-definition, no code, no abuse, no dog blood, character guarantee, feel free to enter the pit)

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!

I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money! It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money? I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare. "It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?" "It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?" "We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?" "We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?" … "Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?" "It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"." Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!

In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]