You Promised To Make A Bad Movie, But Your Box Office Exceeded 10 Billion?

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".

[Live broadcast + funny + serious money saving] Also known as "Did the stingy king spend money today?" Shen Yu went hungry for nine meals in three days, and worked a whole night sorting express deliveries. He was so tired that he traveled through time. He is participating in the variety show "Where did the money go?", with a prize of 100 million yuan. What a coincidence, he is an expert in stinginess! ! ! ! ! The variety show lasts for seven days. Each person has a living allowance of 50 yuan per episode. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and a new person will be added. And they cannot work to earn money, accept donations, or feed. Each episode has a theme and a different living place. As the conditions become more and more difficult, Shen Yu's remaining money has increased instead of decreased. Netizens were silent and shed tears, and gave him the title: Stingy King! College students worship him as a god and learn money-saving skills every day. Major sponsors value his traffic, and even bosses ask him how to save money. Seeing that he is getting closer and closer to getting 100 million, everyone is unhappy: Isn't it good to be poor together? Shen Yu: Not good... There is no system. The male protagonist is just used to being poor. He has many ways to save money and make money. There is a heroine.

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

[Signed for physical publication] [Infinite flow + fast pace + funny + invincible + no heroine + no abuse of the protagonist] [Ask around the four streets in the east, south, west and north who is the father] [Don't compare yourself too much, how big of a boss can you be] The White Tower descends, and the death dungeon mode is turned on globally. Zheng Xun, who was bound to the infinite simulation system and forced to play the novice level a thousand times, said: I have cleared the level and am in good spirits. Now I will kill you all. From then on, White Tower players often saw a newbie carrying a sledgehammer and starting a destructive clearance flow. The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and you felt that you were good again. Play is play, make noise is noise, don't joke with Zheng Shen. Many years later, Zheng Xun stood on the top of the White Tower and sighed. He became a god, but also a lunatic.

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!