This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

The rich second generation of Chuming fell into the middle of his family. When he was destitute, he occasionally acquired the ancient martial arts system. System task: Carry forward the ancient martial arts refining technique in the shortest time. Therefore, Chu Ming chose to publish the new book “Ancient Wushu Exercises” on the novel website, and published the content of the exercises in chapters. Someone tried it out according to the chapters, and it turned out. The whole Huaxia was boiling, and the book Guwu Refining Body was quickly on the hot search list. However, unexpectedly, the book was discovered by Hongmeng Organization and was encrypted by the highest SSS level that day. The author of this book, Chu Ming, became the most mysterious ancient martial master.

Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). And then—— "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" "Run! He is a comic book villain!" "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No, who asked him to draw comics?" "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" "You come in too!" "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" … "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!

I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money! It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money? I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare. "It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?" "It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?" "We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?" "We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?" … "Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?" "It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"." Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded. After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions! So, "Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out! The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world. The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo... As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged! ...... In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences. In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower. "You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you." "It's called - "Love Letter"."

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games! But he soon discovered something was wrong... Why do the games you make yourself always have weird bugs? A good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn it into a social dating software? It's a good fighting game, but you can actually use skills to attack the opponent's graphics card, thereby making the opponent's computer black screen and win? Facing the players' questioning, Chen Ba replied seriously: "This is not a bug, this is just a game feature, yes! This is how I designed it..." Players: Please stop being so harsh!